Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha...
What a silly louse
For calling Daniel Towns a man
When he's more of
A mouse!
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Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha...
What a silly louse
For calling Daniel Towns a man
When he's more of
A mouse!
Forums were down
Forums were down...
And this poem stayed dead
And now that they are back
I can come here and cool my head.
Indeed
Indeed...
The fora have come back
But I didn't really miss them
I'm on a different track?
This track
This track...
On which you seem to be
When you look to the end
What is it that you see?
The end
The end...
Of this track is quite plain
For at the end of it I see
OH MY GOD! IT'S A TRAIN!
Oh no!
Oh no!
The train is coming fast
But I push you out of the way
As it goes zooming past.
Thanks Tony
Thanks Tony...
But as you can see
Daniel was driving the train
He's out to get me!
Don't worry
Don't worry
We'll stop the pain
Put a rock on the tracks
And derail that crazy train.
Derailing
Derailing...
Could cause quite a fuss
So I suggest instead
We collide it with a bus!
Ok
Ok...
We'll collide with him I guess
But when it's all over
Who will clean up the mess?
Well
Well...
I dunno what to do
So let us hire the Spam Brigade
The greatest cleaning crew!
We will
We will...
Accomplish this feat
And have a lunch
Of some yummy spiced meat.
Spiced Meat
Spiced Meat...
After surveying the debris
I think that I'll have to pass
And lunch later, please!
Fine then
Fine then...
Of mine you can't have any
But we'll see who starves
When all you have is a penny.
Au contraire
Au contraire...
You might think me fickle
But if I remember correctly
I also have a nickle!