have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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Once, I was kneed in the crotch. This happened to me!

I don't wear belts. My booty is glorious enough for my pants to stay up.

Can't say it has happened to me.

All my problems to do with getting injured down below come about due to incredibly hot women eagerly thrusting themselves towards my genitalia with desire. My big testicles and my big wang. And I'm smart. With big testicles. And it doesn't hurt much because they're good strong built up testicles. Also, I like wood and cars and manly things. Did I mention getting drunk and how far I can urinate? I'm buff, too. With big testicles. YEAH.

Mmm, bandwagons.

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Originally Posted by Kentarou

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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Once, I was kneed in the crotch. This happened to me!

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This reminds me of an Oliver Beene episode. "RETRACTED TESTICLLLLLLLLLE!"

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Originally Posted by doeboyfresh14

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Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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The idea of this is utterly horrifying. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).

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I had a Construction Core class in HS that had these tall stool/chair things to sit on, it never failed that whenever I sat down to quickly I'd sit on my junk. :(

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

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:onoes:

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life. :(

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I feel your pain sir.


Anyone ever gotten your junk caught in the zipper? it's happened to me twice, once when I was a kid and the again when I was 18. ;~; That :bou::bou::bou::bou: hurts yo.

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obscure reference: There's something about Mary. "how'd you get the beans above the frank?" :joker:

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Haha, let me rephrase that, anyone ever gotten your crank stuck in your zipper? Not your bollock. :lol:

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

I don't wear belts. My booty is glorious enough for my pants to stay up.

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this

Also lol, OP seems like he's trying to act like an internet tough guy. ur so kewl dewd

Oh the only thing far worse is if we'd zip our flies a lil too fast resulting in our manhood being 'zipped'....


Now that is painful...

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Originally Posted by rubah

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I generally do not wear belts
2) I do not have testes.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

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I lol'd

The worst kind of ball pain is when something just catches one. Like a powerful near-miss. A flick to the bollock by a strong forefingered assailant is much more excruciating than a knee to the balls. The stabbing agony in the bollock itself, spreading to a dull pain the stomach and then the weird feeling in the throat like when you crack your tailbone ("oh man, I'm going to throw up, I'm going to throw up....wait no I'm not").

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Originally Posted by PuPu

Also lol, OP seems like he's trying to act like an internet tough guy. ur so kewl dewd

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He's Irish. It's a scientifically proven fact he is. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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Originally Posted by PuPu

Also lol, OP seems like he's trying to act like an internet tough guy. ur so kewl dewd

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He's Irish. It's a scientifically proven fact he is. :colbert:

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Irish people don't believe in science. They believe in booze and yelling at the sky monsters.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Irish people don't believe in science. They believe in booze and yelling at the sky monsters.

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AND BELIEVING IN ANYTHING ELSE IS PURE FOLLY.

How do you even zip... yourself while wearing underwear?

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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Originally Posted by PuPu

Also lol, OP seems like he's trying to act like an internet tough guy. ur so kewl dewd

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He's Irish. It's a scientifically proven fact he is. :colbert:

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Irish people don't believe in science. They believe in booze and yelling at the sky monsters.

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LOL