The Business

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

To quote Shlup, she "has no shame," and therefore no service is fully out of the question, no matter how degrading. She might take convincing, but that is easy: just give her sushi, strawberries, and half-naked pictures of me.

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Excellent, in that case I would like to book for a party that I'm throwing. :jess:

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

To quote Shlup, she "has no shame," and therefore no service is fully out of the question, no matter how degrading. She might take convincing, but that is easy: just give her sushi, strawberries, and half-naked pictures of me.

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Like I said before.. I'll book her....

Feel free to contact my secretary at that toll-free number in the advertisement and book dates. Given the amount of interest, Mandee BoobQuack (her pornstar name) may not be around here much until the next Ciddies, when I will again pimp her out for votes, cash, and bacon (the only currency accepted by Raistlin Pimp Enterprises). Thank you all and keep giving me money.

cash and bacon?

I'll buy one of Rod's bags! :jess:

I want to open an American Cuisine resturant in a foregin country. (I plan to teach English overseas as a profession, perhaps Gabon.)

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Originally Posted by Bunny

cash and bacon?

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Either/or, though just the bacon is all mine. Shlup does not get a cut of the bacon, because we already have trouble getting her onto airplanes without buying two seats.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Bunny

cash and bacon?

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Either/or, though just the bacon is all mine. Shlup does not get a cut of the bacon, because we already have trouble getting her onto airplanes without buying two seats.

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Well, no matter what she does for a living, it's just not sanitary to have her on your lap the entire flight.

There are children there, man.

I can only assume you're intentionally misreading that, because if she can barely fit in a seat, she certainly can't fit in my lap. And why would I be flying with her? I fly first class, separate from my workers. Less diseases up there.

I wouldn't mind her on my lap. /smug

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Bunny

cash and bacon?

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Either/or, though just the bacon is all mine. Shlup does not get a cut of the bacon, because we already have trouble getting her onto airplanes without buying two seats.

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The way you originally phrased it doesn't make sense to me. Am I missing something? Am I now retarded(er)?

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for votes, cash, and bacon (the only currency accepted by Raistlin Pimp Enterprises).

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He is stupid!

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Am I now retarded(er)?

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Yes. :p I was saying that I would pimp her out for all of those things, in which case what I said was true. If I had been saying what an individual client could pay with, then "or" would be more appropriate (or "and/or"). If that's even what you're confused about. I'm never too sure with you.

In my defense, I have been out of it the last couple of days. I'm not even sure why I am confused right now.

Probably about your sexuality.