The Business

[NorthernChaosGod]

To quote Shlup, she "has no shame," and therefore no service is fully out of the question, no matter how degrading. She might take convincing, but that is easy: just give her sushi, strawberries, and half-naked pictures of me.

Excellent, in that case I would like to book for a party that I'm throwing.

[Rodarian]

To quote Shlup, she "has no shame," and therefore no service is fully out of the question, no matter how degrading. She might take convincing, but that is easy: just give her sushi, strawberries, and half-naked pictures of me.

Like I said before.. I'll book her....

[Raistlin]

Feel free to contact my secretary at that toll-free number in the advertisement and book dates. Given the amount of interest, Mandee BoobQuack (her pornstar name) may not be around here much until the next Ciddies, when I will again pimp her out for votes, cash, and bacon (the only currency accepted by Raistlin Pimp Enterprises). Thank you all and keep giving me money.

[Bunny]

cash and bacon?

[Laddy]

I'll buy one of Rod's bags!

I want to open an American Cuisine resturant in a foregin country. (I plan to teach English overseas as a profession, perhaps Gabon.)

[Raistlin]

cash and bacon?

Either/or, though just the bacon is all mine. Shlup does not get a cut of the bacon, because we already have trouble getting her onto airplanes without buying two seats.

[Aerith's Knight]

cash and bacon?

Either/or, though just the bacon is all mine. Shlup does not get a cut of the bacon, because we already have trouble getting her onto airplanes without buying two seats.

Well, no matter what she does for a living, it's just not sanitary to have her on your lap the entire flight.

There are children there, man.

[Raistlin]

I can only assume you're intentionally misreading that, because if she can barely fit in a seat, she certainly can't fit in my lap. And why would I be flying with her? I fly first class, separate from my workers. Less diseases up there.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I wouldn't mind her on my lap. /smug

[Bunny]

cash and bacon?

Either/or, though just the bacon is all mine. Shlup does not get a cut of the bacon, because we already have trouble getting her onto airplanes without buying two seats.

The way you originally phrased it doesn't make sense to me. Am I missing something? Am I now retarded(er)?

for votes, cash, and bacon (the only currency accepted by Raistlin Pimp Enterprises).

[Madonna]

He is stupid!

[Raistlin]

Am I now retarded(er)?

Yes. I was saying that I would pimp her out for all of those things, in which case what I said was true. If I had been saying what an individual client could pay with, then "or" would be more appropriate (or "and/or"). If that's even what you're confused about. I'm never too sure with you.

[Bunny]

In my defense, I have been out of it the last couple of days. I'm not even sure why I am confused right now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Probably about your sexuality.