Silly things people say

Typical scenario at work.

Client, "Stuck injector? That can't be what's wrong with it. Are you sure it's not the spark plugs like I thought? I was pretty certain that's the why it was running rough when I dropped it off for you to look at."

Me in response, "Well, I did show you what I'd found inside your motor, and what I feel will repair the problem. Furthermore, I had the spark plugs out, inspected them and they appeared fine. Diagnostics show you're getting signal and power to them. I replaced them anyway for good measure because you requested that and it didn't help your situation." :)

Me internally, "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOTHEsmurfING PROBLEM IS, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE CAR TO A GARAGE?!?!? IF IT WAS JUST SPARK PLUGS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT YOURSELF!! LISTEN TO ME, YOU $&%!@& MORON." :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

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do items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")

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Originally Posted by Denmark

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

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do items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")

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It's usually when something is on sale.

"No I would not like another beer"

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

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OH MAN TELL ME ABOUT IT HOW DO PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY I'VE BEEN HEARING THIS FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AS;LGKHA;STKEU;ASLG

related:

>be really busy
>customer goes "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOMETHING TO DO!!"

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Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle

"I could care less..."

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It's like nails on a chalkboard.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

Yes, I lift bras all the time

I have noticed in public a lot of younger people are saying "Cray Cray" for crazy.

That's like the czar of stupid slang terms if I ever heard one.

"It's cancer."


AHAHAHAHA SO SILLY

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I have noticed in public a lot of younger people are saying "Cray Cray" for crazy.

That's like the czar of stupid slang terms if I ever heard one.

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People are usually saying it "ironically" but it doesn't make it any less grating.
Sadly I fear it will eventually catch on.... ugh

"I feel like people are mistreating me because I'm Jewish."

Are you sure it's not because you're a total smurfing asshole? Also annoying when I hear black people say that.

Women:

If you are romantically linked to a male partner, please do not refer to them as "boo" or else I think you are dating and writing fan fiction about the popular ghostly enemy from the Super Mario Bros. series.

Supposebly

"I find this very suspect."

JUST SAY SUSPICIOUS, GAH