Silly things people say

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Typical scenario at work.

Client, "Stuck injector? That can't be what's wrong with it. Are you sure it's not the spark plugs like I thought? I was pretty certain that's the why it was running rough when I dropped it off for you to look at."

Me in response, "Well, I did show you what I'd found inside your motor, and what I feel will repair the problem. Furthermore, I had the spark plugs out, inspected them and they appeared fine. Diagnostics show you're getting signal and power to them. I replaced them anyway for good measure because you requested that and it didn't help your situation."

Me internally, "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOTHEsmurfING PROBLEM IS, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE CAR TO A GARAGE?!?!? IF IT WAS JUST SPARK PLUGS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT YOURSELF!! LISTEN TO ME, YOU $&%!@& MORON."

[Denmark]

I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

do items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")

[qwertysaur]

I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

do items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")

It's usually when something is on sale.

[Cloudane]

"No I would not like another beer"

[Pike]

I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEPICWINSOFUCNNYXDLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYOLOHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MAN TELL ME ABOUT IT HOW DO PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY I'VE BEEN HEARING THIS FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AS;LGKHA;STKEU;ASLG

related:

>be really busy
>customer goes "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOMETHING TO DO!!"

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[DMKA]

"I could care less..."

It's like nails on a chalkboard.

[the_best_noob]

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

Yes, I lift bras all the time

[Sephex]

I have noticed in public a lot of younger people are saying "Cray Cray" for crazy.

That's like the czar of stupid slang terms if I ever heard one.

[Tigmafuzz]

"It's cancer."


AHAHAHAHA SO SILLY

[TrollHunter]

I have noticed in public a lot of younger people are saying "Cray Cray" for crazy.

That's like the czar of stupid slang terms if I ever heard one.

People are usually saying it "ironically" but it doesn't make it any less grating.
Sadly I fear it will eventually catch on.... ugh

[Shiny]

"I feel like people are mistreating me because I'm Jewish."

Are you sure it's not because you're a total smurfing asshole? Also annoying when I hear black people say that.

[Sephex]

Women:

If you are romantically linked to a male partner, please do not refer to them as "boo" or else I think you are dating and writing fan fiction about the popular ghostly enemy from the Super Mario Bros. series.

[Jinx]

Supposebly

[Tigmafuzz]

"I find this very suspect."

JUST SAY SUSPICIOUS, GAH