A genie gives you three wishes.

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Originally Posted by Bert

My own Island to rule
a couple billion dollars
and a giant castle on the island for me!

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What a waste of a wish. You could just have wished for a few more billion dollars and bought/have someone build you a castle on that island, then used your last wish on something that is normally impossible.

As for my wishes:

Being able to shapeshift into anything I want.
Telekinesis with both high precision and high strength. The possibilities are nearly endless with that.
Super regeneration that also stops me from aging. This and shapeshifting would let me fake aging, so that people didn't think I was some sort of freak. When I "died", I could just start over as a child again by shifting my shape to some random kid.

With all this, I have a feeling that I wouldn't really need "a billion dollars" or other material stuff. I could probably amass almost anything I wanted pretty easily, both by legal and illegal means. Also, thought control, while powerful, is totally lame and removes any sort of challenge. There's no fun in that!

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

Alright here's the plan.

The ultimate desert island.

A zombie invasion.

A drug cartel attacks.

Calamity ensues.

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So... Dead Island?

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Originally Posted by Shorty

1. To bring back all of the extinct creatures and species (including unicorns, but not the dinosaurs - nobody wants to see that)

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You do realize that this would likely kill almost all of us as well as most other life on the planet... right?

No, Wesley. We can all live together in peace!

Except Chris. He's not invited. He gets the boot with the dinosaurs.

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Originally Posted by Mirage

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Originally Posted by Bert

My own Island to rule
a couple billion dollars
and a giant castle on the island for me!

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What a waste of a wish. You could just have wished for a few more billion dollars and bought/have someone build you a castle on that island, then used your last wish on something that is normally impossible.

As for my wishes:

Being able to shapeshift into anything I want.
Telekinesis with both high precision and high strength. The possibilities are nearly endless with that.
Super regeneration that also stops me from aging. This and shapeshifting would let me fake aging, so that people didn't think I was some sort of freak. When I "died", I could just start over as a child again by shifting my shape to some random kid.

With all this, I have a feeling that I wouldn't really need "a billion dollars" or other material stuff. I could probably amass almost anything I wanted pretty easily, both by legal and illegal means. Also, thought control, while powerful, is totally lame and removes any sort of challenge. There's no fun in that!

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Maybe not all of us care to shape shift and crap like that. Saying someone has "wasted" their wishes is ridiculous. We all have different values of things.

i would undo all your wishes

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Originally Posted by Bert

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Originally Posted by Mirage

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Originally Posted by Bert

My own Island to rule
a couple billion dollars
and a giant castle on the island for me!

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What a waste of a wish. You could just have wished for a few more billion dollars and bought/have someone build you a castle on that island, then used your last wish on something that is normally impossible.

As for my wishes:

Being able to shapeshift into anything I want.
Telekinesis with both high precision and high strength. The possibilities are nearly endless with that.
Super regeneration that also stops me from aging. This and shapeshifting would let me fake aging, so that people didn't think I was some sort of freak. When I "died", I could just start over as a child again by shifting my shape to some random kid.

With all this, I have a feeling that I wouldn't really need "a billion dollars" or other material stuff. I could probably amass almost anything I wanted pretty easily, both by legal and illegal means. Also, thought control, while powerful, is totally lame and removes any sort of challenge. There's no fun in that!

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Maybe not all of us care to shape shift and crap like that. Saying someone has "wasted" their wishes is ridiculous. We all have different values of things.

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No no, you totally misunderstand. Wanting a castle is fine, wanting your own island is fine, wanting extreme wealth is fine too. I'm saying you shouldn't waste one of your wishes on something you could easily get through one of your other wishes.

It's a bit like wishing for 5 trillion dollars and then wish for a glass of milk. Wanting a glass of milk is fine, but why spend a wish on it when you have 5 trillion dollars and could just buy it instead?

Buy your castle with your money, then wish for something else than a castle, like... I dunno. Something that can't be bought with money.

Some wishes can indeed be wasted, yes. If I met a genie and spent my wishes on a spoon, pen and a steak, yes, those three wishes would have been completely wasted.

Speaking of genies:

Jiro, Shorty, and Iceglow are walking along together and they see a huge swimming pool. A genie appears in front of them and says "This is a magic swimming pool. When you jump in and say a word, the water in the pool will transform into whatever you've just said."

Jiro goes first. He gets a big grin on his face, takes a running start, leaps, and shouts "Lager!" He lands in a massive swimming pool full of beer and gets completely wasted.

Shorty goes next. She likewise grins, takes a running start, leaps, and shouts "Gin!" She lands in a massive swimming pool full of gin and gets completely wasted.

Iceglow goes last. He chuckles in anticipation, takes a running start, trips, and shouts "trout!"

I wouldn't mind a swimming pool full of trout. I could start a fish-selling business.

Try reading that post with Forum Runner.

1. To become a prince.
2. To be saved from drowning.
3. To set the Genie Free.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Shauna

1. To become a prince.
2. To be saved from drowning.
3. To set the Genie Free.

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You seem quite certain you're destined to drown!

I'm going to sound like a right evil person but:

1. Restore world peace.
2. Wish for another genie to get more wishes
3. Wish for three more wishes

I can pretty much abuse the system by repeating steps 2-3.

It's a well-known rule that you can't wish for more wishes. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

It's a well-known rule that you can't wish for more wishes. :colbert:

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Well then I'd wish for the rule change. I'll wish the rules to change if I have to.