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04-12-2006, 11:20 AM
Avathar

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Originally Posted by friedpork

My friend's dad can fart on purpose which kind freaks me out.

:eek:

:D AWSUM

I can only burp, vommit, and cry on purpose.

^^
04-12-2006, 11:44 AM
Spiffing Cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyono

Yeah I had the flu really bad this one time and ate nothing but oranges so it was all orange and stuff. It was pretty rank.

Well done. Really. :D
04-12-2006, 11:48 AM
Shaun

This topic screams wrongness! From teenage years onwards, you should hide your farting antics!
04-12-2006, 02:03 PM
Spiffing Cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

This topic screams wrongness! From teenage years onwards, you should hide your farting antics!

Why? :mad2:
04-12-2006, 02:54 PM
Shaun

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese

Why? :mad2:

Because it might blow (almost literally) one of your only chances with a girl (or a guy in your case), and it doesn't look good! Humans naturally fart many times a day, but anyone knows you shouldn't do it in public intentionally! :p
04-12-2006, 03:01 PM
Spiffing Cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

Because it might blow (almost literally) one of your only chances with a girl (or a guy in your case), and it doesn't look good! Humans naturally fart many times a day, but anyone knows you shouldn't do it in public intentionally! :p

You should only do it in public intentionally if there's somebody else to blame. Like if you're in Tesco, and you fart, and leave whoever's there with you with the smell... and they get blamed... Now THAT, my friend, is funny.
04-12-2006, 03:04 PM
Shaun

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese

You should only do it in public intentionally if there's somebody else to blame. Like if you're in Tesco, and you fart, and leave whoever's there with you with the smell... and they get blamed... Now THAT, my friend, is funny.

Now, here we are having a conversation about places to fart. Most mature, aren't we? :D Heh, I wouldn't dream of doing that myself. I did something similar a few years back, but it's not quite the same. I used to buy stink bombs and set them off on buses. Now THAT was funny. :p Of course, I don't do that anymore.

Coming to think of it, I lately found some three-year-old fart spray. Jesus, it smelt foul.
04-12-2006, 03:12 PM
Spiffing Cheese

Who wants to be MATURE? Dude, it takes all the fun out of everything.

Well, it was three years old. What did you expect?
04-12-2006, 03:17 PM
Shaun

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Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese

Who wants to be MATURE? Dude, it takes all the fun out of everything.

Well, it was three years old. What did you expect?

Well, you're going to have to be mature ONE day. ;) I mean, you're not going to be doing armpit farts in the middle of a meeting when you're an adult, are you? :D

I expected it to smell like a fart, gone three years bad. Not the most unimaginably bad smell ever. Seriously, I'll mail it to you or something if I still have it and you'll find out yourself. I don't think any smell could match its vileness.
04-12-2006, 03:23 PM
Epiphany

I find them amusing enough to be giggling a lot everytime the word is used. It's fun to be 4.
04-13-2006, 01:10 AM
lovehurts

I JUST DID IT!!! YAH!!!! UMMMMM HMMMM YAHHHHH!:tonberry:
04-13-2006, 07:10 AM
Tattered Kupo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

This topic screams wrongness! From teenage years onwards, you should hide your farting antics!

I agree.... What kind of person farts on purpose???
....Some people here, i suppose...

Anyway, most people say i mature for my age, but i have never found fart jokes funny, not even when i was four (or around that age)

People who fart on purpose make me sick :eep:

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