Things AC Characters Would Never Say...

Vincent: I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, because I'm the nurse who likes to *door slams*

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Originally Posted by Halenite

Vincent: I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, because I'm the nurse who likes to *door slams*

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OMG that's from Ferris Bueller!!! :jess: :D

lol, yeah, I got it from one of the links on this page.

Cloud:Ace Ventura,pet detective!And how are you this afternoon?

Rufus (to Kadaj): "Unfortunately, nobody can be told where Jenova is. You have to find it yourself."

Marlene: "No! I want to see Cloud!"
Tifa: "No, you won't get Cloud! He's mine!"
Priscilla: "Nyah! Cloud's going to marry me one day."

Yazoo and Loz: "Where's Mother!?"
Reno: "Who cares? Go home, that's where she is!"

Loz: "So, wanna play?"
Tifa: "I'll use my limit break to smash them!"

Cloud (when he starts to fight against Sephiroth): "This Planet isn't big enough for both of us!"
Sephiroth: "That's old. Got any better taunts?"
Cloud: "The Planet's not big enough for you!"
Sephiroth: "You're hopeless... so what are you going to do?"
Cloud: "I..."
Sephiroth: "Bore me to death?"
Cloud (gets angry): "I'll summon Odin to split you in half, then I'll send the other half of your body to Mars and the other half to Venus!"
Sephiroth: :eek:

Main character[MC](Cloud):HP 1
Doctor Long Hair[DLH](Sephiroth):HP infinity

*OMNISLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:HP INFINITY MINUS 1

*FEW MORE SLASHES*

MC:HP 1
DLH:I'M *BEEP*ED......

*FINAL SLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:DEAD

Cloud:Live by the pizza,die by the sword......

Sephiroth:You know......this ending really sucks.

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Originally Posted by forgiven angel

cloud dreams

vincent (to cloud) You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

reno: i am a banana

ac parody

yuffie: what the *beep*...is that pokemon backgroung music
kadaj: prepare for nickle
yazoo: and make it triple
loz: to provide the main character with frustration
yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
kadaj: kadaj
yazoo: yazoo
loz: loz
kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
yazoo: oh hell yea
loz: thats damn right

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hi

Rufus: (stands up from his wheelchair) Mein Führer! I can walk!

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Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco

Main character[MC](Cloud):HP 1
Doctor Long Hair[DLH](Sephiroth):HP infinity

*OMNISLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:HP INFINITY MINUS 1

*FEW MORE SLASHES*

MC:HP 1
DLH:I'M *BEEP*ED......

*FINAL SLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:DEAD

Cloud:Live by the pizza,die by the sword......

Sephiroth:You know......this ending really sucks.

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lol Dr. Long-Hair :laugh:

Tifa(before kicking Loz square in the face):Can you tie my laces for me?

Kadaj: I'm Mother's little princess!!!

Yazoo: No I'm her little princess!!!

Loz: No I am!!!

Sephiroth: Actually, I'm Mother's little princess. I know it's upsetting for you, but don't cry. :D

Barret:GO-GO-GADGET GUN-ARM!!

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Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco

Barret:GO-GO-GADGET GUN-ARM!!

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LOL :kaolaugh: :laugh:

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Originally Posted by Minxy MOMO

Reno: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bungee cord? ..................My ass.

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I love the kung refrence awsome movie
"choosen one"

Tifa- i hate my boobs there so small

This thread is dead for a while!Anyway,More go-go-Gadget lines!

Sephiroth(just after Kadaj turned into him):GO-GO-GADGET MASAMUNE!!

Cloud(when he suddenly whips out another sword):GO-GO-GADGET......uh......ANOTHER SWORD!!