The Proufound Ponderings of the Drunk

1. Because I'm lazy and a weakling.

Originally Bespoken by Christmas

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I WILL FART SO HARD THAT EVEN A THOUSAND OF THEM WON'T STAND A CHANCE.

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omg i love you! :chuckle:

umm i dont like kids so from pure rage i could take out ten or more...just do the vulcan neck pinch...itll either knock them out or make them cry...its a win win situation.:choc2:

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Originally Posted by Mittopotahis

Something like that...or the whole plagiarism thing.

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I didn't claim I came up with this. Don't be an ass.

If no-one is allowed to touch a wall, I'd throw a kid against a wall and win by default.

I think pretty much any number. It doesnt matter that I tire, cos they will tire too, on accound of climing the pile of their own dead. I reckon at least 30, if they are 5 year olds. Hold on, when you say padding, do you mean no clothes either? They are padding. Oh, and will these kids be able to kick in the nuts? OR will they not know about that?

10, mostly 'cause of the "no touching the wall" thing. Just swing the little bastards by their ankles. :radred:

LMAO i'm loving this thread. I'm a ninja. Little kids are easy to take on, try elephants! Now they are hard to beat.

i'm a ninja...i'd be using 5 year olds as weapons against the others

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Originally Posted by Rye

2, probably, because I'm out of shape and they're probably almost as tall as I am. :p

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I posted this thread in the world of warcraft forums and now I'm banned for a day T.T

Dang...that sucks...Fight the system!

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Originally Posted by DarkHeat787

Five-year olds are annoying.

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More reason to take the little :skull::skull::skull::skull:s out. :spin:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

How many 5 year olds can I KO?

How many you got?

Seriously man, they're tiny freaking kids.

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Innit. I would take down scores of the little bastards. All it'd take is a boot to the face or a punch to take out a five year old, be serious now.

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Originally Posted by Drift

someone needs to create a java game of this

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No, a flash game. That also allows you to incorporate your height and weight and reflects your personal settings while trying to take 'em out.

And then, and then, and then, and then, you can boost your stats and see how someone like Andre the Giant would fare. :P

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

How many 5 year olds can I KO?

How many you got?

Seriously man, they're tiny freaking kids.

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Maybe for you and Dan, you big emo giants! Us small people can't handle kids almost our own heights. ;_;

Eight. Bring it on! :D