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10-26-2010, 02:38 AM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Bias!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Bias indeed! >:O

HOW SO?
10-26-2010, 02:53 AM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Bias!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Bias indeed! >:O

HOW SO?

By showing preference for Eric over the others, like Julian and myself. If that's not bias, than what is?
10-26-2010, 03:06 AM
G13

I agree. You only like my beard 'cause it's on my face. :colbert:

Lance has a sweet ass beard, that is not patchy I might add, and Proto's got a wicked goat. And Julian? Well he can smurf right off, but he's got a beard and he's my mate so I guess he can be included. Dak too. He shows great drive and a lot of promise.

But Clograb's right, I am a goddamn beast. :smug:
10-26-2010, 03:17 AM
Melissaur

NO I like your beard cause it's the best and fullest so far. Being on my bffskies face is just a bonus
10-26-2010, 08:26 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

And Julian? Well he can smurf right off, but he's got a beard and he's my mate so I guess he can be included.

I love you, too.
10-26-2010, 11:35 AM
Jiro

I like the words of encouragement from you guys, it makes me happy. But I know I'm a facial hair failure :cry:

My money is now on Blues, he can just hide in his space suit if the beard gets too unwieldy. People won't mess with a space man!

Or wait, maybe GXIII will grow an Obi-wan beard and jedi mind trick people into supporting his beardness!

Or wait, maybe NCG will recognise his mexican heritage and grow a kicking beard. Or maybe he will recognise his wookie heritage and grow a full body hair suit. :freak:

Or wait, maybe Lance will completely embody the true blue australian and grow a bushman's beard, insult authority and then jump into a billabong. With a cork hat on, of course.

IT'S TOO HARD TO CHOOSE.
10-26-2010, 05:18 PM
Roto13

Oh man, I would win this contest SO HARD.
10-26-2010, 07:32 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Or wait, maybe NCG will recognise his mexican heritage and grow a kicking beard. Or maybe he will recognise his wookie heritage and grow a full body hair suit. :freak:

Pretty much what's going on right now.
10-27-2010, 08:33 PM
Shorty

Sorry for not making a reminder yesterday! Today is update day~

It is officially eight weeks into the contest, and I could not be more thrilled. <3
10-27-2010, 10:55 PM
Agent Proto

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1211.jpg

Don't mind me, just sipping some Dew.
10-28-2010, 12:16 AM
G13

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.
10-28-2010, 01:46 AM
Shorty

I approve of the soda pictures.

Eric, you're wearing a Pepsi shirt but drinking a Coke?
10-28-2010, 01:47 AM
G13

Didn't you see my caption?
10-28-2010, 01:49 AM
Shorty

Well, it appears to be a conflict of interest.
10-28-2010, 02:15 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

1. Owns a Pepsi t-shirt.
2. Drinks Coke.
3. Hates Garlic.

I'm afraid I can't know you anymore.
10-28-2010, 02:45 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Can I join the party, too, guys? :jess:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...027001831a.jpg

Week 4?
10-28-2010, 02:53 AM
Agent Proto

Lance and Jiro need to provide soda(or pop) drinking pics to qualify this week. OR ELSE.Okay, they don't really need to.
10-28-2010, 03:01 AM
NorthernChaosGod

This week's update must be taken while drinking soda! No diet either. :nonono:
10-28-2010, 03:34 AM
Shorty

I agree, no diet soda. :colbert:

Julian, I'm so happy you got a soda, too :love:
10-28-2010, 03:41 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

I agree, no diet soda. :colbert:

Julian, I'm so happy you got a soda, too :love:

:love: I'm just awesome like that.
10-28-2010, 06:35 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

1. Owns a Pepsi t-shirt.
2. Drinks Coke.
3. Hates Garlic.

I'm afraid I can't know you anymore.

:cry:
10-28-2010, 06:41 AM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Can I join the party, too, guys? :jess:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...027001831a.jpg

Week 4?

It depends on what kind of soda you are drinking. :p
10-28-2010, 07:47 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Vault, haha. :roll2
10-28-2010, 09:52 AM
Sir Lancealot

(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0016.jpg
10-28-2010, 04:36 PM
Melissaur

Yes. YES! Loving it!. Eric's is bigger
10-28-2010, 04:46 PM
Peegee

I don't understand how you can have such long mustaches. Is it a grooming thing or are you all wizards?
10-28-2010, 06:23 PM
NorthernChaosGod

No soda? Fail! :mad2:
10-28-2010, 06:36 PM
Melissaur

So Julian you look better with face hair IMHO :love: now just for the glasses!
10-28-2010, 07:50 PM
Clo

Guys, I'm loving the soda theme.

LANCE YOU GO GET YOURSELF A SODA AND RETAKE THAT PICTURE, AND YOU BETTER LOOK DEVILISH DOING IT TOO.
10-28-2010, 08:57 PM
Pheesh

Lance just became my favourite contestant evar! He totally owned all you conformists and just pimped in with a regular update.

Seriously though, he's in it to win it.
10-28-2010, 09:07 PM
NorthernChaosGod

smurf you, ee. This week was a themed update.
10-28-2010, 09:08 PM
Pheesh

Which is why he's such a bad-ass.

He doesn't care who he offends.
10-28-2010, 09:30 PM
Agent Proto

We won't tolerate this kind of behavior! :nonono:
10-28-2010, 09:32 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by eternal essence

Which is why he's such a bad-ass.

He doesn't care who he offends.

Or just the type of person that doesn't go to prom because it's "too mainstream".
10-28-2010, 09:40 PM
Pheesh

All I know is that while you're playing prom queen to Eric's king, Lancelot is staring you all down with his gladiator eyes and his beard which could very well be made of steel wool.
10-29-2010, 12:04 AM
Clo

But the drink pictures are funny. :( Please, guys... amuse me.
10-29-2010, 12:14 AM
Shorty

Damn it to hell, this week should have been HALLOWEEN-THEMED.

You all should update us on Halloween with costume beard pictures.

I did like the soda pictures, though :(
10-29-2010, 12:38 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

Just... No.
10-29-2010, 12:57 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I don't even know what I'm dressing up for on Halloween yet, I'll find out about an hour before I leave that night.
10-29-2010, 01:00 AM
Shorty

And before you leave, you will post a picture in this thread.

Or the picture thread, I guess. I don't really care, I just want to see costumes.
10-29-2010, 01:04 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Haha. Yeah, I'll post it in the picture thread. Maybe. :p
10-29-2010, 02:04 AM
G13

hahaha Lance sure showed us.
10-29-2010, 03:29 AM
Agent Proto

Oh wow, I just heard the first complaint concerning my facial hair today from my mom. And on my own birthday too. She's all "Why are you growing that beard? You look like a caveman LOL" Yes, she LOL'd (okay, she laughed mockingly at me.) in her sentence. :nonono: I said I'm growing it for the rest of the year! Though, I haven't been told to shave it off, so that's a good sign, I think!

I don't think I look like a caveman. My mom is weird.
10-29-2010, 03:34 AM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

Just... No.

So I just realized... He's drinking out of a can. I don't know if I've seen him drink out of anything other that a 2 liter bottle :(
10-29-2010, 03:37 AM
Shorty

It'll be okay, Jeff. You look no more like a caveman than Eric does.
10-29-2010, 03:44 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I should be a caveman for Halloween.

brb rolling around in dirt
10-29-2010, 03:59 AM
G13

I happen to like Jeff's beard. It suits him. I'm also afraid of it now because you also said you'd sport the name Blues Agent for the remainder of the year, which was three months if I remember correctly, and that was a year ago.
10-29-2010, 04:09 AM
Agent Proto

I did also pointed out that if I liked the name, I would keep it permanently. :D
10-29-2010, 07:06 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I don't think I can go a year with this on my face, I'd end up with a bird's nest.
10-29-2010, 08:21 AM
Agent Proto

I'm not planning to keep the beard unshaven for a year! :O I'll probably end up trimming it by next year.
10-29-2010, 08:58 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I don't think I can go a year with this on my face, I'd end up with a bird's nest.

I triple dog double dare you to go the next six months without touching that beautiful chin display.
10-29-2010, 09:13 AM
Jiro

Do you know what I think about your soda? smurf YOUR SODA RIGHT IN ITS BUBBLY BUTTOCKS.

Get some
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0337.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0341.jpg
10-29-2010, 12:17 PM
Rantz

I SEE HIRSUTISM
10-29-2010, 05:00 PM
The Last Illoran

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10-29-2010, 05:53 PM
Peegee

Holy crap Jiro is growing hair the sky is falling :(
10-29-2010, 07:11 PM
Melissaur

Jiro is smexy
10-29-2010, 10:45 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Holy balls, I can see hair on Dak's face. :eek:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I don't think I can go a year with this on my face, I'd end up with a bird's nest.

I triple dog double dare you to go the next six months without touching that beautiful chin display.

smurf you.
10-29-2010, 10:52 PM
Bunny

Not man enough for the challenge? That's what I thought.
10-29-2010, 10:55 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I'd rather not shun women completely.
10-29-2010, 11:36 PM
qwertysaur

I want some Orange Mango Juice... :quina:
10-30-2010, 09:09 AM
Awrini

You're all so lucky I didn't want to be hassled into this. EVEN THOUGH I WAS BEGGED.

I was lazy and had just shaved like 3 days prior to the start date, and didn't want to shave again. Nor had I the patience to post a picture every week. But I felt I should just toss one up now to show you how it has gone.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3...t201010301.jpg

Oh yes, I has a soda too.
10-30-2010, 09:22 AM
Rantz

Amazing!
10-30-2010, 09:23 AM
Awrini

Yes Amazing, this damn thread actually got me to post... AND post a picture of myself at that!
10-30-2010, 09:38 AM
Bunny

Shave the beard, keep the mustache.
10-30-2010, 11:37 AM
G13

That is a pretty bitchin' 'stache, dude.
10-30-2010, 05:47 PM
Melissaur

YAY!!!! Go nano! Sorry Eric :(
10-30-2010, 07:33 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Shave the beard, keep the mustache.

This. Then twirl it.
10-31-2010, 10:03 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

YAY!!!! Go nano! Sorry Eric :(

It's alright. I welcome the break. :monster:
10-31-2010, 02:10 PM
Psychotic

Now, that's not strictly true, is it Eric?

Mel, you should feel ashamed of yourself. Eric has told me in private how much your support in this contest - and indeed life - means to him, and that you would turn your back on him at this, the most crucial of hours, well...he's not showing it, but believe you me, it hurt him. I think you should give him extra attention to make up for it :colbert:
10-31-2010, 06:18 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Severed Limb Dripping of Brain Juices

Now, that's not strictly true, is it Eric?

Mel, you should feel ashamed of yourself. Eric has told me in private how much your support in this contest - and indeed life - means to him, and that you would turn your back on him at this, the most crucial of hours, well...he's not showing it, but believe you me, it hurt him. I think you should give him extra attention to make up for it :colbert:

Yeah!
10-31-2010, 07:02 PM
Melissaur

Well Now I just feel like a horrible person, hold on a sec... Ok I'm better. Eric isn't one to say something he doesn't mean so if he welcomes the break I'll give him the break. Besides, he know he's still number one in my eyes no matter what. Eww *gags* that was the extent of my ooy-gooyness and now I feel girly. I'm going to go eat some red meat and burp.
10-31-2010, 07:24 PM
Freya

o.o
10-31-2010, 07:28 PM
Clo

My favorite beard was the moogle's.
10-31-2010, 10:09 PM
Shorty

nano, that is one badass beard. I wish you had given in to my begging.
10-31-2010, 10:41 PM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Well Now I just feel like a horrible person, hold on a sec... Ok I'm better. Eric isn't one to say something he doesn't mean so if he welcomes the break I'll give him the break. Besides, he know he's still number one in my eyes no matter what. Eww *gags* that was the extent of my ooy-gooyness and now I feel girly. I'm going to go eat some red meat and burp.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...s/headdesk.gif
11-01-2010, 01:18 AM
Psychotic

See how happy he is? He's kissing his computer! :)

Maybe he'll make you the guest of honour at his victory party when he undoubtedly romps to victory in this here contest.
11-01-2010, 08:41 PM
Bunny

Quote:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...s/headdesk.gif

Quote:

See how happy he is? He's kissing his computer!

Pay attention ladies: this is how Psychotic will kiss you.
11-01-2010, 09:08 PM
Hollycat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attack of the Clo

My favorite beard was the moogle's.

I can make that beard as big as you want, thats actually my drawing
11-02-2010, 05:28 PM
Shorty

Update day is tomorrow!
Show me some beards, people!

I'm smurfing surprised you guys have lasted this long.
11-02-2010, 06:29 PM
Peegee

I would've committed suicide long before now if you forced me to keep a 'stache.

I still haven't shaved the other crap though!
11-03-2010, 01:02 PM
Rantz

I'd like to remind everyone that November is No Shave November. Double the incentive to stay shaggy!
11-03-2010, 04:05 PM
Melissaur

I can't wait to see the pictures!
11-04-2010, 12:17 AM
Sir Lancealot

(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0017.jpg
11-04-2010, 12:54 AM
Clo

BEARDS.

BEARDS EVERYWHERE. :argh:
11-04-2010, 02:00 AM
Melissaur

Where are the rest!? PS nice beard Lancealot
11-04-2010, 02:22 AM
Agent Proto

You girls are hard to please.

(SPOILER)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1234.jpg

Bonus Costume Picture.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1228.jpg
Ready to hitchhike the galaxy!
11-04-2010, 02:53 AM
Melissaur

YAY Proto!
11-04-2010, 03:17 AM
NorthernChaosGod

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...1031001652.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...1031001653.jpg
Wait, wtf is this?Wtf did the rest of my beard go? :mad2:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...1103001839.jpg

Sorry, folks, I had a job interview. :(
11-04-2010, 03:21 AM
Bunny

It was only a matter of time until you returned to being an uncouth loser.
11-04-2010, 03:27 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Your mother thinks otherwise.
11-04-2010, 03:30 AM
Psychotic

Haha Julian you look like Gears 3 Dom and then Gears 2 Dom.

Also god damn, Proto. God damn. You are one iron-willed dude.
11-04-2010, 03:34 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Haha Julian you look like Gears 3 Dom and then Gears 2 Dom.

That guy smurfing rules, I'll take that as a compliment. Didn't you want me to dress up as him? :lol:
11-04-2010, 03:42 AM
Agent Proto

Normally, I'd shave at this time after two months of no shaving, but I still have one month to go to be eligible for a prize! So, I'll try to keep this up for another month!
11-04-2010, 03:44 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Haha Julian you look like Gears 3 Dom and then Gears 2 Dom.

That guy smurfing rules, I'll take that as a compliment. Didn't you want me to dress up as him? :lol:

You should, he is a badass. Also, yes! Bonus points if you are chainsawing something.
11-04-2010, 03:49 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I'll look into it, Paul.
11-04-2010, 04:00 AM
Jiro

Almost forgot 'cause of NaNo xD And then my internet was :bou::bou::bou::bou: for ages :(

(SPOILER)
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0346.jpg
11-04-2010, 04:13 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I see Dak is taking after me. xD
11-04-2010, 04:13 AM
Bunny

Is that.. is that some hair I see?

Nope, nevermind. Monitor smudge.
11-04-2010, 04:32 AM
Jiro

My barren patch isn't getting any less barren.
11-04-2010, 05:52 AM
Clo

JULIAN, YOU ARE A FAILURE. :nonono:

Proto, I love your costume! :love:

Jiro... keep... keep it up.
11-04-2010, 05:54 AM
Freya

I like how you just grow a natural goatee and nothing else xD Also I knew julian wouldn't last. HE's alllll talk. :colbert:
11-04-2010, 05:57 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Also I knew julian wouldn't last. HE's alllll talk. :colbert:

Except I still had to best growth, so suck it. :p
11-04-2010, 06:02 AM
Bunny

Key word being had.
11-04-2010, 06:33 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I said it, of course I know what was going on there. :|

Sorry for having a life, guys. I'll try and get rid of it now.
11-04-2010, 06:45 AM
Bunny

Don't pretend you're popular off the internet!
11-04-2010, 06:51 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Who said anything about popularity? o_O

...are you saying I'm popular on the internet?
11-04-2010, 07:02 AM
Bunny

Heavens no.
11-04-2010, 07:12 AM
Agent Proto

I predict that this is going to happen to Julian in the near future.

THIS WILL HAPPEN THE DAY HE DECIDES TO BUY DIET SODA.
11-04-2010, 07:34 AM
G13

I was planning on eulogizing a fallen beard today, but then I saw this comment:

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Except I still had to best growth, so suck it. :p

That's a bold statement. You lasted what, a month? Pontus and Lev had you beat in week one. :colbert:

A beard has died this day, yada, yada, yada. I've lost interest already. I will say though that never did I once mean all those horrible things I said about Julian's beard. I respected and feared it. Left untrimmed it had the potential to destroy us all.

And here's my progress
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000074.jpg
11-04-2010, 07:42 AM
NorthernChaosGod

1. smurf you.
2. Eric, you sexy devil, that is an awesome beard. You have to Obi-Wan it up, you dick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blues Agent

I predict that this is going to happen to Julian in the near future.

THIS WILL HAPPEN THE DAY HE DECIDES TO BUY DIET SODA.

I'M NEVER GOING TO BUY DIET SODA. D:
11-04-2010, 07:45 AM
G13

All I have to do is comb my hair like Conan and I'm solid. :monster:
11-04-2010, 09:07 AM
Pheesh

This is the greatest thread in the history of anything ever.
11-04-2010, 03:46 PM
Psychotic

Dakoda what the smurf is wrong with you? Like, seriously, you are broken or something. I haven't shaved since Monday and I've outgrown that. I'm torn. On the one hand, I am totally jealous, but then I also totally pity you.
11-04-2010, 04:47 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

All I have to do is comb my hair like Conan and I'm solid. :monster:

Wear a bath robe too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Dakoda what the smurf is wrong with you? Like, seriously, you are broken or something. I haven't shaved since Monday and I've outgrown that. I'm torn. On the one hand, I am totally jealous, but then I also totally pity you.

:lol:
11-04-2010, 04:52 PM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I was planning on eulogizing a fallen beard today, but then I saw this comment:

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Except I still had to best growth, so suck it. :p

That's a bold statement. You lasted what, a month? Pontus and Lev had you beat in week one. :colbert:

A beard has died this day, yada, yada, yada. I've lost interest already. I will say though that never did I once mean all those horrible things I said about Julian's beard. I respected and feared it. Left untrimmed it had the potential to destroy us all.

And here's my progress
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000074.jpg

He's so going to win. Eric is the greatest, you all should just give up.
11-04-2010, 05:06 PM
NorthernChaosGod

His dick, you're on it.
11-04-2010, 06:24 PM
Hollycat

1 Attachment(s)

Attachment 33825fear *my* beard
11-04-2010, 06:25 PM
Clo

Eric really is a fantastic beard grower.
11-04-2010, 09:18 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

His dick, you're on it.

Jealous of the position?
11-04-2010, 09:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

His dick, you're on it.

Jealous of the position?

You caught me. :roll2
11-05-2010, 01:55 AM
Melissaur

Julian isn't used to being second best, huh?
11-05-2010, 02:34 AM
NorthernChaosGod

What's second best?
11-05-2010, 06:37 AM
Awrini

Got a long way to go before you can claim to be even second-best.
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1...ot20101105.jpg
RAWR!
11-05-2010, 07:07 AM
Peegee

Jiro is hilarious. hahahahaha <3
11-05-2010, 08:50 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by enano

Got a long way to go before you can claim to be even second-best.

Nope.
11-05-2010, 04:17 PM
Melissaur

Good one Enano
11-05-2010, 04:29 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Julian isn't used to being second best, huh?

It's why he won't play Halo with me anymore :monster:
11-05-2010, 04:55 PM
Melissaur

I'll play Halo with you! I'll probably lose but at least I'll play
11-05-2010, 06:07 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Julian isn't used to being second best, huh?

It's why he won't play Halo with me anymore :monster:

I take your head clean off, ho.
11-06-2010, 12:22 AM
Agent Proto

Looks like I'm out. :(

Face of shame.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1238.jpg
Beard was getting too long for my liking for not being a complete full beard. Sorry, I tried.
11-06-2010, 12:32 AM
G13

:( Why, Proto, why?
11-06-2010, 02:51 AM
NorthernChaosGod

D:
11-06-2010, 04:13 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Looks like I'm out. :(

Face of shame.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1238.jpg
Beard was getting too long for my liking for not being a complete full beard. Sorry, I tried.

-Dramatic defeat stance-

-shakes a fist toward the air-

EDIT: This is also the end of the only person who wears a shirt in his beard pics. C'mon, guys!

EDIT AGAIN: I stand corrected, enano is wearing a lovely pajama top. Carry on
11-06-2010, 04:44 AM
Agent Proto

Did you see my bonus picture for this week, Naomi? :]
11-06-2010, 04:54 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I think I'm going to continue taking pictures just so Naomi has to keep seeing me topless.
11-06-2010, 05:52 AM
Pheesh

You guys who are quitting have to start going all the way and stop leaving those horrible tufts of chin beard.

...it kind looks like you have pubes on your chin.
11-06-2010, 06:12 AM
~*~Celes~*~

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...Picture282.jpg

smurf you all, i win hands down.
11-06-2010, 06:15 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by eternal essence

You guys who are quitting have to start going all the way and stop leaving those horrible tufts of chin beard.

...it kind looks like you have pubes on your chin.

Whatever, babyface.
11-06-2010, 06:26 AM
Pheesh

You're just jealous of my youthful good looks.
11-06-2010, 06:35 AM
Freya

So who's left?
11-06-2010, 08:54 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Looks like I'm out. :(

Face of shame.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1238.jpg
Beard was getting too long for my liking for not being a complete full beard. Sorry, I tried.

-Dramatic defeat stance-

-shakes a fist toward the air-

EDIT: This is also the end of the only person who wears a shirt in his beard pics. C'mon, guys!

EDIT AGAIN: I stand corrected, enano is wearing a lovely pajama top. Carry on

I'm 93% sure I've never not taken a picture with a shirt on.
11-06-2010, 09:32 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

So who's left?

Eric, Jiro, Lancealot.

As a proud member of Team Eric, let me be the first to say: YEAH WE GONNA STOMP US SOME AUSSIES! THUNDER DOWN UNDER! YEEEEEHAW! U-S-A! U-S-A! TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORTS!
11-06-2010, 09:40 AM
G13

:cool:
11-06-2010, 04:10 PM
Rantz

Eric's beard is glorious, but so is Lance's, and Dakoda can pretty much keep going for years. I'm not sure who to root for, they're all champions in my eyes!
11-06-2010, 07:34 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Team Obi-Wan!
11-06-2010, 11:04 PM
G13

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000077.jpg
11-07-2010, 01:42 AM
Hollycat

you have a shirt on, also the moogles beard is better
11-07-2010, 01:53 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000077.jpg

You need to take pictures with your shirt off.
11-07-2010, 01:22 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

you have a shirt on

Nothing gets by you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000077.jpg

You need to take pictures with your shirt off.

(SPOILER)No.
11-07-2010, 01:31 AM
Hollycat

[QUOTE=Guardian XIII;2926985]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

you have a shirt on

Nothing gets by you.

[QUOTE=NorthernChaosGod;2926980][QUOTE=Guardian XIII;2926960]

why thank you
11-07-2010, 02:18 AM
Inferno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000077.jpg

Nice ! Go Eric
11-07-2010, 02:59 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

you have a shirt on

Nothing gets by you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000077.jpg

You need to take pictures with your shirt off.

(SPOILER)No.

fatty
11-07-2010, 03:18 AM
Melissaur

Julian just want's to see Eric naked
11-07-2010, 03:31 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Nothing I haven't seen before.
11-07-2010, 06:33 AM
Peegee

I shaved all of it ^________________________________________________________^
11-08-2010, 05:40 PM
Shorty

ASFGJLFjJKj;'?/SGJLD I LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND AND TWO PEOPLE SHAVE

Eric is pretty much slaying this contest. Lance is putting up a good fight. Jiro has powers of determination that I am unable to comprehend.
11-08-2010, 06:32 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

ASFGJLFjJKj;'?/SGJLD I LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND AND TWO PEOPLE SHAVE

I sorry. :(
11-08-2010, 07:19 PM
Melissaur

Julian just didn't have the stamina to keep up. But you put in a good fight and you looked good doing it!
11-08-2010, 09:56 PM
Awrini

Ya know, mine is a bit too long for my taste... but I'll keep it for a little while longer.
11-08-2010, 11:14 PM
G13

'nano! Joaquin pic! Do it!
11-08-2010, 11:22 PM
Agent Proto

Sorry, I didn't mean to. :(
11-09-2010, 01:24 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Julian just didn't have the stamina to keep up. But you put in a good fight and you looked good doing it!

Excuse me for not wanting to look like a hobo for my job interview. :roll2
11-09-2010, 01:33 AM
Melissaur

You're excused. :love:
11-09-2010, 07:33 AM
Rantz

I think Melissa had a point about the lack of stamina, actually.
11-09-2010, 08:09 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I'll stamina a new hole in your skull.
11-09-2010, 08:35 PM
Shorty

You are NOT excused.
11-09-2010, 11:10 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Don't badger me, woman!
11-09-2010, 11:17 PM
Shorty

Badgering is my job.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T PUSSIED OUT: update day is tomorrow!
11-10-2010, 09:46 PM
Peegee

I have stubble again ^_^
11-10-2010, 11:46 PM
Jiro

Starting to get noticed now, which would be fine if I could grow a real beard, but because I have this pathetic mess everybody thinks I'm a nutcase. So I tell them I'm in a beard growing contest and they laugh, and then I tell them it's online and they never speak to me again. It's been so peaceful now that I have no friends :jess:

(SPOILER)
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0353.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0355.jpg

EDIT: I flipped the pictures so they were the right way up but photobucket seems to disagree with me. Instead of going to more effort, you can just appreciate me at a 90 degree angle.
11-10-2010, 11:50 PM
Bunny

I am embarrassed for you, Jiro.
11-11-2010, 01:50 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Sometimes I wish I could go without shaving like that, shaving is such a pain.
11-11-2010, 12:07 PM
Sir Lancealot

(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0018.jpg
11-11-2010, 12:38 PM
Rantz

Wow xD Look at that monstrosity, Lance! You look like a younger version of my dad during his beatnik years.
11-11-2010, 01:23 PM
G13

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000078.jpg
11-11-2010, 02:20 PM
Clo

Damn, both Lance and Eric are beasts. I don't know who should win! :onoes:

Jiro deserves something for relentless effort.
11-11-2010, 03:24 PM
Psychotic

The longer this contest goes on, the more I think Sir Lancealot will win, and the more I am afraid of him.

He doesn't showboat. He doesn't mess about. He doesn't make lighthearted posts. He doesn't take comedy photos. It's always the same photo in the same pose with the same expression. It's like this beard contest is his sacred duty, like he's some buddhist martial artist monk or something. Other competitors bow out, but he unflinchingly carries on without a word.

He's relentless. He will not stop. He will not break.

I fear him.
11-11-2010, 05:13 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Damn, both Lance and Eric are beasts. I don't know who should win! :onoes:

Jiro deserves something for relentless effort.

Eternal mocking is not enough?

Lance looks like Will Forte.
11-11-2010, 06:37 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Jesus, guys. Keep it up.

Eric, wtf is my Obi-Wan picture? :colbert:
11-11-2010, 08:05 PM
Pheesh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

The longer this contest goes on, the more I think Sir Lancealot will win, and the more I am afraid of him.

He doesn't showboat. He doesn't mess about. He doesn't make lighthearted posts. He doesn't take comedy photos. It's always the same photo in the same pose with the same expression. It's like this beard contest is his sacred duty, like he's some buddhist martial artist monk or something. Other competitors bow out, but he unflinchingly carries on without a word.

He's relentless. He will not stop. He will not break.

I fear him.

I called it weeks ago, as soon as those other 'competitors' started playing around with their sodas and smiles it became all too clear who the real champion was in this contest.
11-11-2010, 11:47 PM
G13

What, we're not allowed to have some fun?

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Jesus, guys. Keep it up.

Eric, wtf is my Obi-Wan picture? :colbert:

I'll take one as soon as I feel like getting up off my lazy ass. :monster:
11-11-2010, 11:56 PM
Wtfmate

Wish I would of entered before; decided to grow a beard and she's been going strong for 3 months now. My own Chef even said I could keep it. Score.

http://imagefrog.net/show.php/127378...157216216n.jpg

Good luck.

Oh and beards rule. Trim it and you're set. For everything.
11-12-2010, 01:31 AM
NorthernChaosGod

@ ee: Except one was based on nothing and the other on actual evidence.
11-12-2010, 10:24 AM
Pheesh

What? :/
11-12-2010, 05:54 PM
Hollycat

Im growing a beard, Im only up to a cm on one side...
11-13-2010, 09:33 AM
G13

You can add me to the wall of shame. I trimmed. I couldn't stand the 'stache's length anymore. Good luck, Sir Lancealot, don't let Jiro win a beard competition with no beard. :monster:
11-13-2010, 10:27 AM
Rantz

D:!!
11-13-2010, 12:59 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

You can add me to the wall of shame. I trimmed. I couldn't stand the 'stache's length anymore. Good luck, Sir Lancealot, don't let Jiro win a beard competition with no beard. :monster:

NOOOOOOOOO

NOOOO IT'S NOT TRUE

NOOOOO

NAHHHOIWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWW

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THERE IS NO GOD

great now some smurfing australian is going to win :colbert:
11-13-2010, 01:02 PM
G13

Y'know, as soon as I did it I thought "What have I done?"

The 'stache looks worse but at least I can drink something without getting :bou::bou::bou::bou: in it... so that's good, right? heh... heh heh... :(
11-13-2010, 06:30 PM
Freya

For the record, I told him not to.
11-13-2010, 06:34 PM
G13

For the record, she didn't put up much of an argument on its behalf.

Edit: (SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000081.jpg

It really doesn't look as good as it did. I should listen to Kaycee more. :(
11-13-2010, 08:14 PM
Clo

Eric,

FOR SHAME.

:nonono:

Though Lancealot versus Jiro is a very funny thing.
11-13-2010, 08:15 PM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I should listen to Kaycee more. :(

You should all take his advice here. :colbert:
11-13-2010, 09:27 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I should listen to Kaycee more. :(

I used to listen to kaycee but I dunno I thought she lost her way with her third album.
11-13-2010, 09:42 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Eric, you MONSTER. :nonono:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I should listen to Kaycee more. :(

You should all take his advice here. :colbert:

No.
11-13-2010, 09:45 PM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Eric, you MONSTER. :nonono:

:monster:
11-14-2010, 08:22 AM
Jiro

This is like state of origin all over again. You know what's happened the last five years Lance? :D
11-14-2010, 03:49 PM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Eric, you MONSTER. :nonono:

:monster:

Haha... that made me laugh.
11-14-2010, 05:05 PM
G13

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11-14-2010, 05:09 PM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

If you laugh, share the laughter. Click the rep button.

It wasn't funny enough to rep. :stare:

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