Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

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06-22-2012, 11:38 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Put a tear in my little robotic eye :')

PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THE REFERENCE WITH PROF'S NAME

I do, indeed, see what you did there, my friend.

Also, YAY ME. Although really I don't see how it was that much of a landslide. xD
06-22-2012, 11:38 PM
Jiro

Well shoot, if I'm gonna lose to anyone, it better be Pike.

DID YOU KNOW she gives wonderful hugs <3
06-22-2012, 11:38 PM
Freya

Congrats nice people!
06-22-2012, 11:39 PM
Pike

Jiro you are my bro4lyfe
06-22-2012, 11:39 PM
Sephex

Congrats Pike! :)
06-22-2012, 11:39 PM
dandy da oak

You know my earlier picture, I think it was made for Pike! Well done! :D
06-22-2012, 11:39 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

24. Best Post
Nomination leader(s): http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3070750 and http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ml#post3064254 (tied)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3049206
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3070750
http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-cor...ml#post3046587
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ml#post3056880
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ml#post3064254
06-22-2012, 11:40 PM
Pike

Thanks for the congratulations everyone! <3
06-22-2012, 11:40 PM
Bubba

Bubba and Jiro to occupy the Ciddies speeches in six months!!
06-22-2012, 11:40 PM
Agent Proto

Congrats to all the winners I have missed during my away time to see if I have won a car, which i did not btw if anyone cares.
06-22-2012, 11:40 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Jiro you are my bro4lyfe

Any win's a win for Pike 2.0 baby :aimkiss:
06-22-2012, 11:41 PM
Madame Adequate

You are very nice Pike :)
06-22-2012, 11:41 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

There have been lots of great posts over the last couple of months. However, only a few have caught the attention of many to get into LIMIT BREAKS and reached the pinnacle of greatness which is a spot on the list of nominees for Best Post. These five posts are so great that I will share with you the comments that each post received through the reputation received and give my own opinion as to show everyone just how awesome each of these posts are. Without further ado, let's bring out the posts!

Post No. 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I just smashed Raistlin 8-2. You might even say I would 8-2 be Raistlin right now. :smug:

Reputation comments.
- "I see what you did there."
- "I wanted to think of a cool rep pun to rep your pun with but I couldn't."
- "I am ashamed for actually laughing at this. One of the worst puns I've ever seen. Really, it's BoB-worthy."
- "Oh lordy"
- "I tossed a coin over whether to ban you or rep you for This."

Proto's comment.
I always love a good pun in a post and this one was no exception. Not only did Psy use a good pun, but he also humiliated Raistlin in the process. Pure brilliance.

Post No. 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I don't have any bad lines but I've got a truly genius one that is foolproof as long as you can duplicate the charisma of its originator (not bloody likely!) On XBL the other day Steve told us a pickup line he claims to have successfully used to get Molly Ringwald in bed with him. Let me see if I can remember it correctly. Oh, it's important to remember that this isn't a pickup line so much as a pickup shout at the top of your lungs, remember that if you try it for yourself.

"Yeah yeah me name's Cawsa-smif innit? Steev Cawsa-smif. Yeah yeah, you're dead hot you are, almost as hot as an engineer's omni-blade in Mass Effect 3 which I've sold many copies of at my job. I ain't gonna tell you where I work though, spoil the mystery wouldn't it. Well yeah yeah this place I work has wound me up lately so I'm going to quit and buy a pair of stilts that add seven or eight inches to my height, and then I'm going to pursue my true calling in life. I want to be the bloke that chews chewing gum then breathes on breath smeller's faces so they can assess whether the chewing gum is working as advertised. Don't worry I don't have halle berry's toes or nothing in fact their gum would probably make me breath smell worse, yeah yeah. Want to smell me breath love? Me sister says it smells like elderflower cordial. Yeah yeah do you want to come out with me tonight darlin', I'm scheduled for some special forces operations with me comrades and the useless smurfers won't make it without me but the galaxy can wait until tomorrow to be saved. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah, I saw you in New Look beside Marble Arch this morning so I followed you so I would get a chance to talk to you. No need to worry about paying me back I'm mates with Boris innit, he makes sure I don't have to pay for the Tube or anything. Yeah yeah you've got a lovely arse, I love that little birthmark on your left cheek too, I saw that when you were trying on that skirt in Topman. Then when we went to get ice cream I dug your trash out of the bin so I could take a proper look, I've got your DNA now and you should know you are predispatched to getting multiple scloresis, I've got a mate works for CSI and he ran the checks for you, and if we have kids you've got a ten percent higher than usual chance of giving them a club foot or cleft palate. Speaking of palate I can't say I agree with your taste in sandwiches but I suppose after analysing your poo I can tell you've got a healthy diet so even if you don't put a load of mayo on your marmite sandwiches we can still make something work. It does make your poo a bit lacking though I am used to richer tastes. Yeah yeah I've always had a thing for redheads and when I watched you in Diff'rent Strokes it was the first time I cracked one off to a girl that wasn't family I do wish you still looked like that though but then I suppose if you did I wouldn't be able to compare the curtains and the carpet to see that you are genuinely a redhead now would I because you wouldn't have any hair down there because girls that young don't have pubic hair EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE yeah yeah so do you want to have sex right now or are you a prude who won't do it on the Tube in front of twenty other people oh I suppose a terrorist nearby could be a turnoff EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE yeah I said terrorist because that man is brown and therefore a terrorist joke is well timed and witty innit anyway darlin' you've taken up enough of my time so we'll just do it in the bogs at Piccadilly Circus and I'll give you my number don't worry I've already got yours I looked through your handbag while you were ordering that sandwich earlier so I've got your numbers, addresses, and emails. Yeah yeah, after I shag you now you won't want anyone else so I'll call you later and you can come over and put me in a nappy and I'll pretend you're my auntie and if I'm wearing my stilts I'll be able to reach your breasts to suckle on them I bet your milk is delicious."

Reputation comments.
- "Flicking my bean"
- "Halle Berry's toes? What the hell does that mean."
- "I SMURFING LOVE THIS"
- "I can actually picture this, vividly, though the outcome is fuzzy."
- "extra points for the correct lack of paragraphing and sentence structure
- "oh god xD"
- ""Elderflower cordial", "first time I've cracked one out to someone who isn't family", and "put me in a nappy and I'll pretend you're my auntie" we're my personal favourites. xD
- I can't believe I read all of that.

Proto's comment.
MILF usually doesn't make posts this long, but in a humourous attempt to mock Iceglow, he just had to write a long wall of text post, which is similar to how Iceglow used to post in the past. It worked, and it makes for a great story to read. All in all, a great post by I'm my own MILF.

Post No. 3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

After every Ciddies he writes a little song, and you all praise him for being such a big man. Well, I've sent him several PMs and he's ignored them - have a look - and now this is my final message to him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Dear Del, you haven't PMed me in a while
I left my MSN, my Facebook, and my LiveJournal in my profile
I left two visitor messages back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the database or somethin
Sometimes I type messages too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; smurf it, what's been up? Man how's Miriel?
That proposal thread was swell, she's a lucky lady
I'll do it just like you if I ever get married, maybe
I read about your friend, too, I'm sorry about eest
I had a friend who quit staff when BoB said he posted least
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even read the archived tit that you did with Yams
I got a folder full of your avatars and signatures man
I like the tit you did with ShlupQuack too, that tit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your main guy
This is Psy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Dear Del, you still ain't repped my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's smurfed up you don't answer fans
So you didn't pick me for Funniest Member, that's nice to know
but you could have at least voted for Iceglow
That's my little minion man, he's twenty six years old
We idled in chat waiting for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty titty man - you're like his smurfin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when I got knighted - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never liked The Man neither
I'm glad you beat him to being forum leader
I want to become just like Super Delete
So that I can save the day, and fly away, job complete
'cause I spend hours reading about when you went out to visit Square
I've kissed that photo, I admit it, I don't care!
Sometimes I even troll Raistlin, to see how much he screams
It's like adrenaline, his pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
Julian's jealous cause I post about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Del, no one does
He don't know what it was like for spammers like us growin up
You gotta PM me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Paul
P.S. We should partner in mafia too

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Quote-Or-Rep-My-Fans,
this'll be the last PM I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it!
I know you got my last two PMs;
I typed the usernames on 'em perfect
So this is my rap thread I'm posting to you, I hope you read it
I'm in Gen Chat right now, I'm posting 4chan memes
Hey Del, I've got nudes of Shlup, you dare me to post?
You know that thread you made last year, that got repped the most?
"smurf you" you preached at Eyes on, "I'm keeping it real"
"Why have you stopped voting for me, I haven't lost my appeal"
That's kinda how this is, I'm still a worthy rival!
Now it's too late, and I'm gonna get a new pink title
And all I wanted was a lousy PM or Ciddies vote
I hope you know I deleted ALL of your user notes
I love you Del, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Del; ... Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Del, that's Proto I just drunk tanked
but I didn't ban him yet, I renamed him, see I ain't like you
if he has a silly name he'll suffer more, then he'll whine at you
Well, gotta go, I'm about to spam porn now
Oh tit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to post this thread out?

Reputation comments.
- "Hey I know this song rep. I suppose it's good too rep."
- "My tea's gone cold and I'm wondering why I got on Eyeson at all ♪"
- "I'm not even done yet, but this is awesome."
- "Alright proper combo. Good job."
- "I smurfING LOVE YOU
- "oh hell yes"

Proto's comment.
I love this post. It shows that Psychotic is wonderful with making parodies, especially one against his "rival" at the time, Del Murder. Del had replied back with just a great response but sadly was not nominated for best post as well. However, the thread is up for Best Thread so there's that going for them.

Post No. 4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rianoa

I have sonic lounge pants they're awesome, just throwing that out there :love:

Sonic Lounge Pants was also an amazing game for the 32X attachment. In a departure from usual running platform based gameplay, Sonic Lounge Pants was about what Sonic does on his time off. The goal of the game was to see how fast you can make Sonic lounge around. This is actually a lot harder than it sounds because all Sonic wants to do is run at things. Robotnick appears at the end of each level to tempt Sonic into going on an adventure, but as long as you upgraded his pants to Super Lounge Sonic (if you managed to find the 7 beer bottles in the Watch Reruns of Family Matters Special Stages), you'd easily pass those challenges.

Reputation comments.
- "lol"
- "made me laugh!"

Proto's comment.
A great post showing off Sephex's insane mind and a great example of the kind of humor he is known to possess. Who wouldn't want to play this kind of game?

Post No. 5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi22

The FFVI manual is tattered and worn. Held together by staples which strain to do the job of maintaining order and discipline amongst pages who've long since passed from bright eyed and firm bodied youth and succumbed to the rigors of time and old age. They refuse to waiver in their duty, though the pages sag and are filled with the wrinkles and folds which belie their years of use. The cover is long since lost, but those pages hold. They know their purpose and they fulfill their responsibilities so long as they still hold the message they were entrusted to give to whoever made the effort to open them.

Small hands held and turned those pages before dark brown eyes filled with wonder at what secrets could be discovered within. Eyes which looked on the works they contained with the wonder only a child could muster, following the loose flowing brush strokes that simultaneously defined the characters without limiting them. The colours and shades mingling and running together in ways which seemed to have no borders at all, letting them and the world they inhabited flow from the page to fill an imagination with this amazing and complete world filled with characters, places and beasts every bit as wondrous and magical as what those pages tried to convey in their limited fashion.
"
The hands which held those pages aren't as small now. There's less wonder in those brown eyes. But those pages remain ever vigilant. Waiting for the times when those hands reach out to them, that they may bring some measure of wonder to one who has himself succumbed to the same effects of time and is wearier than he used to be, if only for the briefest of moments.

I miss instruction manuals.

Reputation comments.
- "You are great."
- "That was smurfing beautiful."
- "I wish I had made a thread about something worthwhile so that the absolutely beauty of this post would not have been wasted on such a trivial topic. My apologies, and my gratitude, are yours. :love:"

Proto's comment.
Beautiful post. Just beautiful. Vivi22 reminds us why gaming manuals are one of the greatest things ever and why they should be brought back. Thank you for this great post.

Now that we've seen the posts and the comments, it's now up to see which of these five wonderful posts win the prize of...

BEST POST EVER!!!!!!

These posts were just... that ace!
06-22-2012, 11:42 PM
Sephex

Thanks, Proto! Great speech all around!
06-22-2012, 11:43 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Congrats to all the winners I have missed during my away time to see if I have won a car, which i did not btw if anyone cares.

WHOA WHOA WHOA

HOLD THE PHONE

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44...cat/phone2.jpg

That's some BULLtrout right there Agent Jeff. Don't take that. Here, take this car instead. Don't let the haters get you down. Respect.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+2.jpg
06-22-2012, 11:44 PM
Pike

That car is baller.
06-22-2012, 11:44 PM
Jiro

Proot makes awesome speeches. Proto, Sephex and Bubbaforever for Best Writers Dec 12
06-22-2012, 11:45 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

You are very nice Pike :)

yeah you would say that
06-22-2012, 11:45 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

24. Best Post
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

So, what's your favorite Sonic game?...1
RSL....................................2
Triple Triad on EoFF!..................5
Del Murder is a jerk...................7

So that leaves Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines vs. Mourning the death of the manual…

Mourning the death of the manual.......10
Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines..........11

And the Ciddie goes to…

http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3070750!
Some said that making fun of Iceglow was getting old. EoFF disagrees. Also, ya mum. Congratulations to MILF!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-22-2012, 11:46 PM
Sephex

Nice! Congrats!
06-22-2012, 11:46 PM
Madame Adequate

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :hyper: Truly that was my magnum opus. Someone get on the horn to Stockholm, I've got a Nobel Prize in Literature to collect :smug:
06-22-2012, 11:47 PM
Pike

Some great posts this time around. Congrats Hux dear~
06-22-2012, 11:47 PM
Jiro

Predictions Update
Freya ||||\ ||||\ |
Jiro ||||\ |||
Del Murder ||||\ ||||\ ||||\ |
Sephex ||||\ ||||\ |
Hypoallergenic Cactuar ||||\ ||||
Agent Proto ||||\ ||||\ |
Shiny ||||\ ||||\ |
KaiserDragon ||||\ ||||\ ||
Psychotic ||||\ ||||\
Rantz Rantz Revolution ||||\ ||||\ ||
06-22-2012, 11:48 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

23. Best Thread
Nomination leader(s): Del Murder is a jerk

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/1372...hip-magic.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-cor...rder-jerk.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ts-remain.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...soup-dude.html
06-22-2012, 11:49 PM
Jiro

That was before best post btw
06-22-2012, 11:50 PM
Sephex

I can't believe I am in fourth. Thought I would be near last place.
06-22-2012, 11:50 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Best Thread hasn't always had its position in the Ciddies guaranteed. There were some who thought it was pointless and should be removed...forever. Felt like it was unnecessarily patting someone on the back for something they didn't really do. But I'm here to tell you why Best Thread is an important Ciddie. Let's take a walk, shall we?

The Best Thread Ciddie is not awarded to the thread creator. Their concept might be great, but often it is not the individual's creation but a team effort. However, the Ciddie is also not awarded to the posters within the thread. Taking a thread from humble beginnings to greatness typically involves the participation of numerous people. Whether they are all individually humorous, or intelligent, or inspiring, or whether it is simply that a certain synergy is reached via these sometimes plain posts, the threads here, nominated for the position of Best Thread are a gift to us all, and the Ciddie is awarded to the thread as a repayment for the joy it has given all of us.

This Ciddie allows us a time of reflection, to appreciate those threads which have stuck in our minds for months, long and deep enough to be remembered when the Ciddies roll into town. It is also a milestone, something to strive for: each and every time we make a thread, we should be hoping to bring joy and entertainment. Striving for greatness is one thing, but serendipity has a habit of raising its beautiful head at the most random of times and even the most innocent of threads can rise to stardom. Another reason that we should take a leaf out of The Man's booklet and give our opinions wherever we stumble. Don't be afraid, and don't be modest. Go on and spread that opinion of yours, forcefully if you have to. You never know what it could spark.

So let us hope that we have many more Best Threads as the years roll by, and let us not forget the joy that previous threads have given us. I expect all of you to make a thread tomorrow with the greatest of intentions. Don't disappoint me or I will slowly cut the skin from your limbs and coat the rest of your body with it. Like EpicMealTime's bacon strips, only more... you.
06-22-2012, 11:50 PM
Jiro

For Pike:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+4.jpg
06-22-2012, 11:51 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

For Pike:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+4.jpg

Awww YEAH
06-22-2012, 11:52 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

For Pike:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+4.jpg

Now that's a car even Donkey Kong could ****!
06-22-2012, 11:52 PM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

For Pike:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+4.jpg

can i has car to dakiro :D
06-22-2012, 11:52 PM
Jiro

Spoilered for language. Deal with it you soft cocks
http://nerdcityonline.com/wp-content/epic.gif
06-22-2012, 11:52 PM
dandy da oak

Hey guys, do I get a ciddie for just beating the crap out of Mr Freeze? :D
06-22-2012, 11:53 PM
Jiro

sup kaiserdragon, matches your eyes

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+6.jpg
06-22-2012, 11:54 PM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

sup kaiserdragon, matches your eyes

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+6.jpg

awesum!
06-22-2012, 11:54 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Hey guys, do I get a ciddie for just beating the crap out of Mr Freeze? :D

sadly not, but here, have this:
http://www.allpstrophies.com/trophie...ophy-22047.jpg
06-22-2012, 11:55 PM
Sylvie

those vehicles are retarded
06-22-2012, 11:55 PM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Congrats to all the winners I have missed during my away time to see if I have won a car, which i did not btw if anyone cares.

WHOA WHOA WHOA

HOLD THE PHONE

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44...cat/phone2.jpg

That's some BULLtrout right there Agent Jeff. Don't take that. Here, take this car instead. Don't let the haters get you down. Respect.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zTL2b_tTBz...some+car+2.jpg

The new pr00t-mobile.
06-22-2012, 11:55 PM
Jiro

Best thread seems guaranteed but c'mon Soup Dude. DO IT FOR THE LOWER FORUMS, SOUP DUDE.
06-22-2012, 11:56 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

#23. Best Thread
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic....5
EoFF Pictionary 2......................5

So that leaves Del Murder is a Jerk vs. Soup Dude…

Soup Dude..............................8
Del Murder is a Jerk...................16

And the Ciddie goes to…

http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-cor...rder-jerk.html!
We've basically been waiting six months to nominate this one. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-22-2012, 11:56 PM
dandy da oak

Thanks Jiro! It's all icy and stuff!
06-22-2012, 11:57 PM
Carl the Llama

Damn it, its midnight and I have to sleep, how am I supposed to sleep with the ciddies still going on!
06-22-2012, 11:57 PM
Jiro

HMMM, WITH THREADS THIS GOOD, I COULD KNIT MYSELF A smurfING CHAIR

http://busstop.typepad.com/blog/imag..._deckchair.jpg
06-22-2012, 11:57 PM
Sephex

Congrats to that thread!
06-22-2012, 11:58 PM
dandy da oak

That's a cardinal sin! You better get pumped for the rest, I know I am, and I don't even know what's going on! :D
06-22-2012, 11:58 PM
Jiro

Soup Dude, what a valiant effort. We salute you!
06-22-2012, 11:59 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

22. Best Newswriter
Nomination leader(s): Freya

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Jiro
ShinGundam
JKTrix
Bastian
Freya
06-23-2012, 12:01 AM
Jiro

get the smurf back to your news desks!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...lectric_II.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:01 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Hey guys, Pike here. Did you know that I invented this category? I know, fancy, huh? I feel all e-famous and such.

Unlike the Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin award, this category is open to anyone who consistently makes newsworthy threads that can then be promoted to the front site. It's also open to people who perhaps used to be official EoFF Editors but aren't anymore. I thought it would be important to recognize the members who want to make the front page a better and more exciting place for the denizens of the internet. Besides, who else wants to do it? I mean, really, does anyone even look at the front page besides Loony BoB?

What really sets a newswriter apart, aside from their ability to pounce on news as it's released, is their enthusiasm and ability to make everything exciting. I don't know if you've looked at the front page lately, but here's the gist of what's going on:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...960514_f_f.jpg

You'd buy it, wouldn't you? Of course you would. You know you want to see who gets the materia in Cloud and Sephy's impending custody battle. The newswriters know you want to know, too, and that's why they work so damn hard. So let's give 'em a hand and let them know that we appreciate all their hard work!
06-23-2012, 12:02 AM
Sephex

Hahahahahahahaha that pic!
06-23-2012, 12:02 AM
Jiro

oh god mannequins in the newsroom
http://www.tvsetdesigns.com/wp-conte...o-design-2.jpg

ATTN: Psychotic - I hate mannequins. Y'know. For next time. ;)
06-23-2012, 12:03 AM
dandy da oak

The mannequin guy is pimping!
06-23-2012, 12:03 AM
Pike

I had a lot of fun making that magazine cover.
06-23-2012, 12:03 AM
Jiro

oh god pike for best member after that speech
06-23-2012, 12:03 AM
Sylvie

I am sexually aroused by mannequins
06-23-2012, 12:04 AM
Agent Proto

By getting up close with Tifa Lockhart, do we really mean getting up close with Tifa's Boobs?
06-23-2012, 12:05 AM
Jiro

I wanna know what to do when I'm out of potions and sitting on a lonely 20 gil
06-23-2012, 12:05 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

By getting up close with Tifa Lockhart, do we really mean getting up close with Tifa's Boobs?

Can I has
06-23-2012, 12:05 AM
Sephex

I would motorboat Tifa while driving a motorboat, thus, causing the universe to collapse.
06-23-2012, 12:06 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

22. Best Newswriter
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
ShinGundam.............................1
Bastian................................1
JKTrix.................................3

So that leaves Jiro vs. Freya…

Jiro...................................8
Freya.................................18

And the Ciddie goes to…

Freya!
It's truly difficult to find someone more enthusiastic about their newfound position as an editor. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:06 AM
Slothy

Well, I guess I'll probably never win best post because I have no smurfing clue how I could ever top that. Congrats MILF. :beer:

EDIT: And Freya. Knew you'd get that one.
06-23-2012, 12:06 AM
Sephex

Congrats Freya!!
06-23-2012, 12:08 AM
Jiro

Well deserved, Freya! Now get the smurf back to work :D
06-23-2012, 12:08 AM
Jiro

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...a/P1010432.jpg

cosplay pics for kicks
06-23-2012, 12:08 AM
dandy da oak

And the news at 10, Freya wins best newswriter! It's a shame this news report isn't as good as hers :[ But here are some penguins! http://animal.discovery.com/birds/pe...in-picture.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:10 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

21. Best Blogger
Nomination leader(s): Raistlin

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Shlup
Raistlin
Yeargdribble
fire_of_avalon
06-23-2012, 12:14 AM
Jiro

Best Blogger

Let's do this in real time baby. See how much of a fool I can make of myself when the pressure is on! The Best Blogger is an underrated award because the blogging feature of this website is sorely underused. Well, that's not true. Hypoallergenic Cactuar makes a blog every day, twice a day if he really needs that release, but the quality there leaves much to be desired. Our other regular bloggers include the likes of the nominees, however, "regular" is not so much the term for them. While our blogs were mentioned in that recent collection of Top FF Sites that Freya found, it is certainly not a feature we would hope to be defined by.

Whether it be book reviews, political nonsense, where Jesus has been located today, musical mayhem or what have you, our blog content is very varied. So while it might be underused, except by HC, and full of random as smurf trout that only a handful of people really care about, that really is just a reflection on the rest of us. Use the blogs more often people, but for the love of Ifrit do not turn in a HC. We have a forum to discuss Vieras already, dude.

So when you accept this award, blogger of little renown, know that we appreciate your hard work but are probably too lazy to follow in your footsteps.
06-23-2012, 12:17 AM
Pike

Jiro you are great <3
06-23-2012, 12:17 AM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Well deserved, Freya! Now get the smurf back to work :D

Ironically, I'm checking this at work.

Also, I AM NOW QUEEN OF THE ARTICLES!
06-23-2012, 12:17 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

21. Best Blogger
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
fire_of_avalon.........................2
Shlup..................................8

So that leaves Raistlin vs. Yeargdribble…

Yeargdribble..........................10
Raistlin..............................12

And the Ciddie goes to…

Raistlin!
A tight one between the big three this year. (That's what she said.) Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:17 AM
Sephex

Congrats Raistlin!
06-23-2012, 12:19 AM
Jiro

okay finally the thread can be quiet for a minute, I need a breather
06-23-2012, 12:19 AM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

And the news at 10, Freya wins best newswriter! It's a shame this news report isn't as good as hers :[ But here are some penguins! http://animal.discovery.com/birds/pe...in-picture.jpg

Dude get out of my head! How did you know I FRIGGIN LOVE PENGUINS!!?!?!?!?!
06-23-2012, 12:19 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

20. Best #eoff Chatter
Nomination leader(s): Roogle

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Rantz Rantz Revolution
o_O
Melissaur
Roogle
Rye
sharkythesharkdogg
Jiro

The winner will be revealed in #eoff before it is revealed here!
06-23-2012, 12:19 AM
Jiro

ps sephex the only one to predict that last one
06-23-2012, 12:20 AM
Sephex

Score!
06-23-2012, 12:21 AM
Jiro

So Sephex do you wanna grab a beer after this?
06-23-2012, 12:21 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Deep in the forgotten realms of the internet, there lies a dark and mysterious café where many strange beings dwell. To reach this place, you must take an ancient form of mechanical transport known only as IRC until you reach the splendid coffee-scented oasis that is #eoff.

A lot of you have never been into #eoff, and many who have rarely return. But #eoff has been a mainstay of this website for the longest time now, and is a place filled with joy and wonder. Forget the weird metaphors I was aiming for earlier; #eoff is a fantastic place where we can all get to know each other in real time conversation. There is a history written in the chat logs, a history of drama and romance, of courage and conflict – and that’s before we even get to Dokal.

Maybe newbies to EoFF find themselves taking shelter in #eoff before they even reach the forum’s doors. There, they find themselves with good company, many of which are nominated here today, but not all. The realm of #eoff has many members, some more talkative than others, but all as important as each other. In addition to the fine faces of our members, there are also a couple of bots, including ever helpful Yumitsuka and that bitch Meredy who never smurfing tells me my ping. But I digress.

While #eoff has been an important and sometimes undervalued facet of our fine establishment, it is a home to many of our members who no longer make the journey across to the forum proper. It is here that we may interact, talking and joking and becoming friends, sharing our deepest secrets in #tot or playing trivia in the aptly named #trivia. I promise you, it is not nearly as terrifying as you might think. An exciting world of real time chatting exists in #eoff, and I encourage you to make the leap and give it a look. You might find the love of your life, or maybe just a couch to sleep on. Thanks, kiwi. And thanks, #eoff. Keep on rocking.
06-23-2012, 12:21 AM
dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

And the news at 10, Freya wins best newswriter! It's a shame this news report isn't as good as hers :[ But here are some penguins! http://animal.discovery.com/birds/pe...in-picture.jpg

Dude get out of my head! How did you know I FRIGGIN LOVE PENGUINS!!?!?!?!?!

Everyone loves penguins! Right!?
06-23-2012, 12:22 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Best Blogger

Let's do this in real time baby. See how much of a fool I can make of myself when the pressure is on! The Best Blogger is an underrated award because the blogging feature of this website is sorely underused. Well, that's not true. Hypoallergenic Cactuar makes a blog every day, twice a day if he really needs that release, but the quality there leaves much to be desired. Our other regular bloggers include the likes of the nominees, however, "regular" is not so much the term for them. While our blogs were mentioned in that recent collection of Top FF Sites that Freya found, it is certainly not a feature we would hope to be defined by.

Whether it be book reviews, political nonsense, where Jesus has been located today, musical mayhem or what have you, our blog content is very varied. So while it might be underused, except by HC, and full of random as smurf trout that only a handful of people really care about, that really is just a reflection on the rest of us. Use the blogs more often people, but for the love of Ifrit do not turn in a HC. We have a forum to discuss Vieras already, dude.

So when you accept this award, blogger of little renown, know that we appreciate your hard work but are probably too lazy to follow in your footsteps.

You should totally blog that post! xD
06-23-2012, 12:22 AM
Raistlin

Hey, I won! Thanks, everyone. I haven't been blogging as much lately due to being busy, but the other good bloggers haven't either it seems. I promise I'll make a good blog post this weekend as thanks!
06-23-2012, 12:22 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

So Sephex do you wanna grab a beer after this?

Sure thing!
06-23-2012, 12:23 AM
Pike

GUYS I JUST WANT TO SAY

That even during times that I hiatus'd from the forum

I was usually still in chat.

<3

P.S. Grats Raistlin, you're totally my favorite blogger.
06-23-2012, 12:24 AM
Carl the Llama

1 Attachment(s)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Am I just colour blind? I've seen two Quistis cosplays today, and they've both been yellow. I thought her dress was pink?

Attachment 36152
06-23-2012, 12:26 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

20. Best #eoff Chatter
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Rye....................................2
Jiro...................................3
o_O....................................4
Roogle.................................4
sharkythesharkdogg.....................6

So that leaves Rantz Rantz Revolution vs. Melissaur…

Melissaur..............................7
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................9

And the Ciddie goes to…

Rantz Rantz Revolution!
I went to the chatroom itself to see if they might have anything to say about this but I don't want to interrupt their in-depth conversation on recreational drug use and comparisons. Congratulations to Rantz!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:27 AM
Jiro

[09:26] @Award Rantz> Mel, see it positively

[09:26] @Award Rantz> this way, I'm on top of you
06-23-2012, 12:27 AM
Sephex

Congrats to Rantz (again)!
06-23-2012, 12:28 AM
Melissaur

;_; I hate you all
06-23-2012, 12:29 AM
Pike

I STILL LOVE YOU MEL
06-23-2012, 12:29 AM
Rantz

Thanks guys :love:
06-23-2012, 12:29 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Nomination leader(s): Wolf Kanno

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
The White Wizard of Fynn
Wolf Kanno
Sephex
Jiro
VeloZer0
06-23-2012, 12:29 AM
KentaRawr!

I'm reading the chat while I read this. This is so surreal!!

CONGRATULATIONS RANTZ OH MAI GAWD

Edit: Oops I'm slow
06-23-2012, 12:30 AM
Jiro

For those who couldn't make it:

[09:24] @Award Rantz> I'M READY

[09:24] @AwardBot> RSL....................................1

[09:24] Sephex> Ready

[09:24] Melissaur> RDJ is sexy

[09:24] @AwardBot> Rye....................................2

[09:24] Melissaur> wha

[09:24] %Award_Proto> my body is ready?

[09:24] Melissaur> >:(

[09:24] @Award Rantz> lolol

[09:24] @AwardBot> Jiro...................................3

[09:24] %Award_Proto> Wait, what

[09:24] Award-Sam> I'm ready for you body

[09:24] Melissaur> O_O

[09:24] @Award Rantz> Jiro <3

[09:24] @AwardBot> o_O....................................4

[09:24] Melissaur> ome pike

[09:24] Award Jiro> 3 votes, thank you

[09:24] Melissaur> you tease

[09:24] @AwardBot> Roogle.................................4

[09:24] Award Jiro> o_O you sexy man

[09:24] Melissaur> :O

[09:24] Award Jiro> happy birthday again mike

[09:24] Award-Sam> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[09:24] @Award Rantz> o_O is an amazing chatter.

[09:24] @AwardBot> sharkythesharkdogg.....................6

[09:24] Sephex> Getting kind of intense

[09:25] Melissaur> :O

[09:25] @Award Rantz> He chats the best

[09:25] Melissaur> omg

[09:25] Award Jiro> DAMMIT SHARKY

[09:25] Melissaur> so close

[09:25] Award Jiro> I PICKED YOU

[09:25] @Shorty> wait, what? Rye?

[09:25] @AwardBot> So that leaves Rantz Rantz Revolution vs. Melissaur…

[09:25] Award-Sam> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[09:25] @Award Rantz> YOU AND ME MEL

[09:25] @AwardBot> ..............................

[09:25] Melissaur> >:(

[09:25] Melissaur> vnsjdNDB

[09:25] %Award_Proto> OOH

[09:25] Melissaur> grrrr

[09:25] @AwardBot> ......................................................................

[09:25] Melissaur> pontus

[09:25] @Award Rantz> IT'S ABOUT TO BE ON

[09:25] @AwardBot> Melissaur..............................7Rantz Rantz Revolution.................9
06-23-2012, 12:31 AM
dandy da oak

Well done people! You don't hate me, do you Mel? :(
06-23-2012, 12:32 AM
Jiro

She's just mad dandy da oak, don't take it personally :greenie:
06-23-2012, 12:32 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan Henderson

Selected characters from Final Fantasy history gather to discuss the Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster...

Cecil: "Welcome everyone. Now as you know, we're here to discu..."
Barrett: "We need to nominate a leader!"

Barrett stands up and frantically waves his arms about...

Barrett: "There's only one choice an' that's me!"
Edgar: "Why don't you sit down before you fall down?"
Garland: "I, Garland, will knock you all down! Ha ha ha!"
Edgar: Shut it, Garland. You've been dining out on that line for 25 years."
Cid: "Too right! God damn fogey."
Cecil: "Right. Best Final Fantasy Forum Poster. Here is a list of names and their posts."

Cecil hands out the list...

Aeris: "Look at all these posts! These guys is sick!"
Edgar: "Wow. All these years I thought it was the translation but... you really are retarded, aren't you?"
Aeris: "..."
Cid: "The White Wizard of Fynn? Great Name!"
Cecil: "As is Wolf Kanno, they are all great posters. What do you think, Squall?"
Squall: "..."
Cecil: "That's great, thanks"
Barrett: "Sephex and Jiro have style, man!"
Edgar: "Don't forget VeloZero, he is equally awesome."
Garland: "I, Garland, will knock them all down!"

Everyone ignores Garland.

Cid: "Pretty tough choice, guys."
Aeris: "I like all of them! He are good!"

They all stare at Aeris.

Edgar: "...I can't believe I fantasized about you..."
Cid: " Well, damn! I just can't choose between them!"
Cecil: "I think Squall said he had a favourite, didn't you?"
Squall: "..."
Edgar: "Jesus Christ. Who invited him?"
Barrett: "Hang on, don't those f%$wits from the forum decide the winner?"
Cecil: "Erm... yes."
Cid: "So why the hell are we here?!"
Cecil: "I don't know, ask Bubba."
Cid: "Not cool, man. I'm not down with this."
Garland: "I, Garland..."
Barrett: "GOD DAMMIT! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Edgar: "Well, this was pointless. Seventh Heaven for a few drinks, Cid?"
Cid: "Definitely."
Cecil: "Thanks everyone. Meeting adjourned."

The group rises to leave...

Edgar: "Do you think that cute barmaid will be working?"
06-23-2012, 12:33 AM
Raistlin

Pretty much everything WK says about FF is entirely accurate. Especially his hatred of FFX and XIII. Go WK!
06-23-2012, 12:33 AM
dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

She's just mad dandy da oak, don't take it personally :greenie:

I've learned to always be weary of angry ladies!
06-23-2012, 12:34 AM
Sephex

That was an amazing speech! Barrett thinks I have style! *swoons*
06-23-2012, 12:34 AM
Jiro

holy smurf bubba, you are a genius
06-23-2012, 12:35 AM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

She's just mad dandy da oak, don't take it personally :greenie:

I've learned to always be weary of angry ladies!

I'm not mad I'm hurt!
06-23-2012, 12:35 AM
KentaRawr!

That was marvelous.
06-23-2012, 12:35 AM
Pike

Another quality speech brought to you by Bubba. <3
06-23-2012, 12:36 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
Jiro...................................4
VeloZer0...............................5
Sephex.................................6

So that leaves The White Wizard of Fynn vs. Wolf Kanno…

The White Wizard of Fynn...............8
Wolf Kanno.............................11

And the Ciddie goes to…

Wolf Kanno!
A valiant effort on the part of our resident white mage, but the reigning champion remains untouchable. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:36 AM
dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

She's just mad dandy da oak, don't take it personally :greenie:

I've learned to always be weary of angry ladies!

I'm not mad I'm hurt!

HOW COULD YOU HURT THE POOR GIRL, GUYS!?
06-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Jiro

If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off to bubba. sadly all I am wearing are pants so they have to come off
06-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Sylvie

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

She's just mad dandy da oak, don't take it personally :greenie:

I've learned to always be weary of angry ladies!

I'm not mad I'm hurt!

HOW COULD YOU HURT THE POOR GIRL, GUYS!?

I like hurting her
06-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Sephex

Called it! Knew Wolf Kanno would win! Congrats!
06-23-2012, 12:37 AM
KentaRawr!

Congrats, Kanno!
06-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Agent Proto

She should have been used to it by now.

Edit: Responding to Kentarou about Melissaur.
06-23-2012, 12:38 AM
Jiro

wolf kanno wins again, smurf you guys
06-23-2012, 12:38 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off to bubba. sadly all I am wearing are pants so they have to come off

There is nothing sad about that.
06-23-2012, 12:38 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

18. Best General Forums Poster
Nomination leader(s): Pike

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
krissy
I'm my own MILF
DK
Sephex
foa
Pike
06-23-2012, 12:39 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

She should have been used to it by now.

Edit: Responding to Kentarou about Melissaur.

Wait what? Who's Kentarou?
06-23-2012, 12:39 AM
Sephex

Pike is totally winning this one.
06-23-2012, 12:40 AM
Bubba

Cheers everyone!

Has Wolf Kanno ever NOT won that award?
06-23-2012, 12:41 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Let’s be honest, the majority of posters around here wouldn’t know a good post from a Shlup post. But some posters make us laugh, think, smile, or at least cringe slightly less than we do upon reading the typical post. Here are those people:

krissy: The person you want to go to if you want awful FF pickup lines, krissy is a strong candidate for this award. At least if you can tolerate the whole Canadian thing.

MILF: Is a smart poster, but he may be hurt by the time Iceglow hacked his account.

DK: Has never said anything remotely intelligent in his… however many years he’s been here. WHICH HAS BEEN THAT MANY YEARS TOO LONG.

Sephex: Sephex apparently posts a lot while drinking, which is a good tactic for here. But he’s no HOOTERS.

foa: Megan is a sassy, sexy beast who will lay the smackdown on anyone who gives her lip. Which people need to do more, for our entertainment.

Pike: Pike is more active (consistently, anyway) than any of the above posters as far as I can tell, but she does have the unfair advantage of not requiring sleep. Her only breaks from posting seem to involve playing Civ IV and repping any post that mentions SMAC.
06-23-2012, 12:42 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

Pike is totally winning this one.

I can't see how anyone else would win.

Sorry everyone else!
06-23-2012, 12:42 AM
Sephex

I actually don't drunk post all that often. I post whist being tired, though, so I can see why some people would think that! Still, good speech!
06-23-2012, 12:42 AM
Carl the Llama

Wtf guys, how did Dak not win that:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Bot

Most Final Fantasy Forums Posts:

1. Jiro - 499
2. VeloZer0 - 324
3. Hypoallergenic Cactuar - 307

Congrats! Here, have a cake.

(SPOILER)http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-...ntasy-cake.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:43 AM
Pike

I'm so glad that I'm known for things besides Civ IV and SMAC. Yep.
06-23-2012, 12:43 AM
dandy da oak

Pike is winning everything! Maybe the forum should be called Eyes On Pike's Fantasy...wait, that's a bad idea.
06-23-2012, 12:43 AM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Wtf guys, how did Dak not win that:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Bot

Most Final Fantasy Forums Posts:

1. Jiro - 499
2. VeloZer0 - 324
3. Hypoallergenic Cactuar - 307

Congrats! Here, have a cake.

(SPOILER)http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-...ntasy-cake.jpg

Quality > Quantity
06-23-2012, 12:44 AM
KentaRawr!

That's a pretty epic cake.
06-23-2012, 12:45 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

18. Best General Forums Poster
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
fire_of_avalon.........................2
Sephex.................................3
I'm my own MILF........................4
DK.....................................6

So that leaves krissy vs. Pike…

krissy.................................7
Pike..................................13

And the Ciddie goes to…

Pike!
Future contenders in this category take note: this is what happens when you make it your New Years' Resolution to create at least one thread a day. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:45 AM
Pike

:jess:
06-23-2012, 12:45 AM
Sephex

Yup! Congrats to Pike!
06-23-2012, 12:46 AM
KentaRawr!

Knew it! XD
06-23-2012, 12:46 AM
dandy da oak

Congrats Pike! I think you need a bigger award cabinet
06-23-2012, 12:46 AM
theundeadhero

I literally just walked in my door from spending two weeks in the woods. What was I doing out there? Stashing tin foil hats in trees all over America in case of an alien zombie invasion.
06-23-2012, 12:47 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Wtf guys, how did Dak not win that:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Bot

Most Final Fantasy Forums Posts:

1. Jiro - 499
2. VeloZer0 - 324
3. Hypoallergenic Cactuar - 307

Congrats! Here, have a cake.

(SPOILER)http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-...ntasy-cake.jpg

Quality > Quantity

Did you not read the Soup Dude thread, that trout was 110% awesome~~sauce~~soup.
06-23-2012, 12:48 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

I literally just walked in my door from spending two weeks in the woods. What was I doing out there? Stashing tin foil hats in trees all over America in case of an alien zombie invasion.

THIS IS THE HERO THE FORUM DESERVES
06-23-2012, 12:49 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

17. Best Writer
Nomination leader(s): Pike

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF
chionos
Pike
Psychotic
06-23-2012, 12:49 AM
Agent Proto

He best be wearing the lobster outfit too!
06-23-2012, 12:49 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Bot

17. Best Writer
Nomination leader(s): Pike

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF
chionos
Pike
Psychotic

Psy should totes win this.
06-23-2012, 12:50 AM
Sephex

Pike is going to win again.
06-23-2012, 12:50 AM
Jiro

Can't believe I was one post shy of the big 500. next time!

'grats Pikele, always knew you had it in ya :jess:
06-23-2012, 12:50 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Welcome to the desolate little tithole that is the Writer’s Corner. This once popular section of the forums has slowly decayed into a filthy, decadent pit of cigar smoke and bad haircuts. Formerly a shiny bastion of RPs, fanfics of varying quality and original pieces alike, the bulk of threads these days are by members who fail to realise or try to ignore the fact that their work will see little light couped up in this broken board of forgotten dreams. A revolution needs to happen down there friends, if we are to salvage what was once great and restore it to former glory. We need to head out in force and read, read read, then write, write, write and share all our works without fear of reprisal, ridicule or rejection!

Even its neighbouring forum, Relm’s Studio, has undergone renovations in the past, but it too suffers from the same dedicated artists supplying us with artwork that we do not see, do not feel. Certainly, though, it sees greater traffic; and why shouldn’t it? Art is easier to glance at, a smaller investment for greater aesthetic award. Art has depth, too, but it is not as dense as the written word, and so many view our literary haven as tl;dr and avoid it like the plague. That saddens me, but I am not without fault. Though poetry is the most common form of post within ye olde Writer’s Corner, that is no fault of the contributors. Certainly, each writer has his or her own preferences, and I lack the skills and appreciation of poetry. However, my contributions in the form of prose have also been sorely lacking; something I hope to rectify in the near future. Perhaps, even, I might secure myself a nomination for the next Ciddies, like the ones of yore.

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, yet we seem to lack the strength required to burst free of these chains of mere subsistence. These writers are all talented in their own way, with each excelling in a completely different form of writing. Will we be able to thrive under their guidance, or will more warriors need to take up their implements and create a brand new world for us all?
06-23-2012, 12:51 AM
Pike

Thank you for the congrats (and votes) everyone :)
06-23-2012, 12:51 AM
KentaRawr!

Psy is going to win for sure, I think.

...

I WILL ENSURE HIS VICTORY OR MY NAME ISN'T KENTARAWR

Edit: Awesome speech, Jiro. It almost makes me want to go to the Writer's Corner. ;)
06-23-2012, 12:53 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

I literally just walked in my door from spending two weeks in the woods. What was I doing out there? Stashing tin foil hats in trees all over America in case of an alien zombie invasion.

Perfect timing. Congrats, have a beer!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kmM-nrlDjh...M/s1600/vb.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:53 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

17. Best Writer
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
I'm my own MILF........................3
chionos................................8

So that leaves Pike vs. Psychotic…

Psychotic..............................9
Pike..................................12

And the Ciddie goes to…

Pike!
Apparently all it takes is getting one book published to be the shoo-in for this award every year. :p Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 12:54 AM
Sephex

Pike: Why can't I hold all these awards?

Congrats!
06-23-2012, 12:54 AM
KentaRawr!

Wha--!?

No, my liege, I've failed you!!
06-23-2012, 12:54 AM
Pike

Ahhhh I don't know why you guys voted for me because I've just posted like one thing in the last six months. But, thank you!
06-23-2012, 12:55 AM
dandy da oak

All bow down to the great and powerful Pike!
06-23-2012, 12:56 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

16. Best Artist
Nomination leader(s): Pete for President

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
black orb
Fuzakeru
Shlup
Pete for President
06-23-2012, 12:56 AM
Agent Proto

Best Artist time!
06-23-2012, 12:57 AM
Bubba

Well done, Pike!
06-23-2012, 12:58 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I remember a time when this speech was written by Psychotic, DK and Rantz. It was an awesome speech where three heavily underqualified men sat down and discussed artwork by the nominees with some kind of false air of dignity. Imagine, if you will, three hooligans sat around a table in a swanky gentlemen's club. They just seemed out of place, but wasn't it just the best concept ever. I yearn for those times, my friends, I yearn for them.

Instead, now, you have me, a man with even less artistic talent or knowledge then the three buffoons and very little ideas on how to approach this venture. If I were more enthused, I might attempt to round up some buffoons of my own and recreate the speeches from yore. Sadly, I have not the time, effort or buffoons necessary. Perhaps next Ciddies I will attempt this. I have considered critiquing the work myself, but feel that I am so uneducated on the nature of art that it would be an insult to these fine artists. I was given strange looks the other day for talking about why I don't understand modern art. Yes, I'm that idiot who goes to art galleries and says "I don't get it."

Instead, I have opted for something a little bit simpler. The Ciddies is a time of excitement, of mayhem. Everything is going fast, high energy. Sometimes you just need to take a break, relax and enjoy yourself. So here, play this song while you just sit and enjoy the artwork of these talented folks.

Oh, and speaking of birdplanes...
06-23-2012, 01:00 AM
Sephex

Nice pics! Wow!
06-23-2012, 01:00 AM
Pike

Some seriously good artists on this forum <3
06-23-2012, 01:01 AM
KentaRawr!

That speech was surreal
06-23-2012, 01:01 AM
Jiro

What happened to the images I got from Agent Proto? :(
06-23-2012, 01:01 AM
dandy da oak

Wowwww, they are awesome!
06-23-2012, 01:02 AM
Jiro

ANYWAY C'MON PETE. I LOVE PETE. HE MAKES GOOD MUSIC AND GOOD ART AND I WANT HIM TO SUCCEED MOOOOORE
06-23-2012, 01:02 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You guys post too smurfing much. :nonono:
06-23-2012, 01:02 AM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Bot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I remember a time when this speech was written by Psychotic, DK and Rantz. It was an awesome speech where three heavily underqualified men sat down and discussed artwork by the nominees with some kind of false air of dignity. Imagine, if you will, three hooligans sat around a table in a swanky gentlemen's club. They just seemed out of place, but wasn't it just the best concept ever. I yearn for those times, my friends, I yearn for them.

Instead, now, you have me, a man with even less artistic talent or knowledge then the three buffoons and very little ideas on how to approach this venture. If I were more enthused, I might attempt to round up some buffoons of my own and recreate the speeches from yore. Sadly, I have not the time, effort or buffoons necessary. Perhaps next Ciddies I will attempt this. I have considered critiquing the work myself, but feel that I am so uneducated on the nature of art that it would be an insult to these fine artists. I was given strange looks the other day for talking about why I don't understand modern art. Yes, I'm that idiot who goes to art galleries and says "I don't get it."

Instead, I have opted for something a little bit simpler. The Ciddies is a time of excitement, of mayhem. Everything is going fast, high energy. Sometimes you just need to take a break, relax and enjoy yourself. So here, play this song while you just sit and enjoy the artwork of these talented folks.

black orb
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...blackorb-1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...blackorb-2.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...blackorb-3.png

Fuzakeru
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...fuzakeru-1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...fuzakeru-2.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...fuzakeru-3.png

Shlup
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...k2/shlup-1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...k2/shlup-2.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...k2/shlup-3.png

Pete for President
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...3k2/pete-1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...3k2/pete-2.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...3k2/pete-3.png

Oh, and speaking of birdplanes...

Speech corrected with the CORRECT images. Bad Award Bot for using the wrong images.
06-23-2012, 01:03 AM
Jiro

More than a bird, more than a plane, I'm a birdplane...♪
06-23-2012, 01:03 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

You guys post too smurfing much. :nonono:

I KNOW, right!? It took me like, 30 minutes to catch up to this thread when it was only at 600 posts.
06-23-2012, 01:03 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

16. Best Artist
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Fuzakeru...............................5
Shlup..................................7

So that leaves black orb vs. Pete for President…

black orb..............................8
Pete for President.....................15

And the Ciddie goes to…

Pete for President!
I'm okay with having an artist in the Whitehouse. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:03 AM
Jiro

MORE PICTURES FOR VIEWING PLEASURE! YAY PROTO!
06-23-2012, 01:03 AM
Sephex

I enjoy heavy traffic threads like these, which doesn't happen to often on this forum.
06-23-2012, 01:04 AM
Sephex

Congrats Pete for President!
06-23-2012, 01:04 AM
Jiro

smurfING A YEAH GO PETE
06-23-2012, 01:04 AM
Jiro

PETE'S BAND BTW. NEW ALBUM SEPTEMBER 2012. IT'S FREE, smurfING GET IT YOU DICKWADS
06-23-2012, 01:05 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

15. Best Signature
Nomination leader(s): Sephex

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Sephex
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Del Murder
Psychotic
Rantz Rantz Revolution
06-23-2012, 01:05 AM
KentaRawr!

When threads have this ridiculous amount of posts, I like to view it in mobile view. Makes things way easier.
06-23-2012, 01:05 AM
dandy da oak

Well done Pete!
06-23-2012, 01:06 AM
Jiro

Been informed it was Cz and not DK who posted with Psychotic and Rantz. My apologies. You can understand how I might be confused. Cz for Most Missed Member plox!
06-23-2012, 01:07 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Signatures are a prime example of a member's identity within these foruns. Some like theirs fancy, some like it simple. Some like none at all. Some even go text only. However, only a couple get noticed to get nominated for the Ciddies and these following five have their signatures nominated for Best Signature, and here I am, to glorify each signature up for the award! So here they are, in order of which they should appear when you voted.

(Disclaimer: Links within the signatures will be disabled for this speech.)

Sephex
First up we have Sephex with his nostalgic signature of a Black Mage hadokening an egg at Mario holding up a Goomba while Mega Man stalks behind tall grass watching them. It's pretty amazing if you ask me.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...magebattle.png
Please visit Primary Ignition!

Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Next we have Hypoallergenic Cactuar and his bouncy signature featuring Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Bronies are likely responsible for this nomination, but who's to judge them? Pinkie Pie is indeed the partiest of all party ponies and this signature shows just how crazy she is. Plus it's animated, and people do love animated signatures.

http://i.imgur.com/1M0Rv.gif
Vote in The_Tournament_of_Heroes! or Pinkie Pie will break your fourth wall.

Del Murder
Del Murder's signature has not changed much from the moment he had the image made for him from the long lost member Mindflare, or was it someone else? I'm not sure, but the Enforcer of EoFF is proud of it and it's still around to remind us that Del Murder is not only enforcer, but a godfather as well. It's a true classic and still among the best signatures ever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...murder/del.gif
Proud to be the Official Secret Illegal Enforcer at Eyes of Final Fantasy!
Smurf you.
-Antonicles
unqualifiedme - My brother's Final Fantasy marathon blog!

Psychotic
The truth hurts doesn't it? Don't mess with Psychotic or he will smurf you up and add to his confirmed kills which is currently at 262.

hey all you jumping jacks guess who has banned the most people in eoff history? YEAH ME. WHO WANTS TO PLAY "Tough Guy" WITH PHYSCOTIC NOW???
~262 CONFIRMED KILLS

Rantz Rantz Revolution
And finally we have Rantz with his magical signature of a family of bears riding on the back of a whale. It's cute, and very clever use of hiding links within the image. Very cool and classy. I also like how it works with each forum skin style so it doesn't look bad in the wrong skin.

You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine.
06-23-2012, 01:08 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

You guys post too smurfing much. :nonono:

I KNOW, right!? It took me like, 30 minutes to catch up to this thread when it was only at 600 posts.

Set it to 100 posts per page, that's what I do, also I like to refresh and see new post every time I hit the button lol, imo you guys arn't posting quick enough!
06-23-2012, 01:09 AM
Jiro

I LOVE WHALES, GLOATING, BOUNCING PONIES AND DEL MURDER BUT C'MON SEPHEX
06-23-2012, 01:09 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I LOVE WHALES, GLOATING, BOUNCING PONIES AND DEL MURDER BUT C'MON SEPHEX

GOOOOOO SEPHEX!!!!
06-23-2012, 01:10 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

You guys post too smurfing much. :nonono:

I KNOW, right!? It took me like, 30 minutes to catch up to this thread when it was only at 600 posts.

Set it to 100 posts per page, that's what I do, also I like to refresh and see new post every time I hit the button lol, imo you guys arn't posting quick enough!

Dude I'm at 200 posts per page. :P
06-23-2012, 01:10 AM
Carl the Llama

fallin asleep here guys, post some amusing trout of gtfo!
06-23-2012, 01:11 AM
dandy da oak

AMUSING TIT: "Call Me Maybe" (DIRTY PARODY) - YouTube
06-23-2012, 01:11 AM
KentaRawr!

This is as good as any time to ask

Do you guys like my new avy? Made it myself.
06-23-2012, 01:11 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

15. Best Signature
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................5
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................7

So that leaves Sephex vs Psychotic…

Sephex................................10
Psychotic.............................12

And the Ciddie goes to…

Psychotic!
HEY GUESS WHO'S WON THE MOST CIDDIES IN EOFF HISTORY. YEAH WHO WANTS TO MESS WITH HIM NOW? xXx~344 CONFIRMED AWARDS~xXx NOT EXAGGERATING. NOPE. DEFINITELY NOT. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:11 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

You guys post too smurfing much. :nonono:

I KNOW, right!? It took me like, 30 minutes to catch up to this thread when it was only at 600 posts.

Set it to 100 posts per page, that's what I do, also I like to refresh and see new post every time I hit the button lol, imo you guys arn't posting quick enough!

Dude I'm at 200 posts per page. :P

Dude what do you read like... 1 post a minute? I have trouble sitting around waiting for more Ciddies!
06-23-2012, 01:11 AM
Freya

Congrats people! Go whales and bears!
06-23-2012, 01:11 AM
Sephex

Looks very good!
06-23-2012, 01:12 AM
Agent Proto

I have some great tits for you to enjoy, KD.

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23332000...29a804ab41.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:12 AM
Sephex

Congrats Psychotic! Thanks to all who voted for me, though! So close! :)
06-23-2012, 01:12 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Bot

15. Best Signature
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................5
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................7

So that leaves Sephex vs Psychotic…

Sephex................................10
Psychotic.............................12

And the Ciddie goes to…

Psychotic!
HEY GUESS WHO'S WON THE MOST CIDDIES IN EOFF HISTORY. YEAH WHO WANTS TO MESS WITH HIM NOW? xXx~344 CONFIRMED AWARDS~xXx NOT EXAGGERATING. NOPE. DEFINITELY NOT. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg

Aww man, totally robbed Seph, grats Psy... luck SoB :D
06-23-2012, 01:13 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

14. Best Avatar
Nomination leader(s): Psychotic

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Agent Proto
Psychotic
fire_of_avalon
Del Murder
Freya
06-23-2012, 01:13 AM
Freya

Congrats paully Wally!
06-23-2012, 01:13 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

You guys post too smurfing much. :nonono:

I KNOW, right!? It took me like, 30 minutes to catch up to this thread when it was only at 600 posts.

Set it to 100 posts per page, that's what I do, also I like to refresh and see new post every time I hit the button lol, imo you guys arn't posting quick enough!

Dude I'm at 200 posts per page. :P

Dude what do you read like... 1 post a minute? I have trouble sitting around waiting for more Ciddies!

I was just late to the ciddies is all :P Now I'm all caught up. Plus my computer is a bit slow.
06-23-2012, 01:14 AM
Jiro

Robbed. Sephex deserved that. smurf you Psychotic. Ciddies are ruined thanks to you.
06-23-2012, 01:14 AM
KentaRawr!

Congrats to the great overlord Psy
06-23-2012, 01:14 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

This is as good as any time to ask

Do you guys like my new avy? Made it myself.

Yes, yes I smurfing love it but hold the phone

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

AMUSING TIT: "Call Me Maybe" (DIRTY PARODY) - YouTube

what the hell is this glorious thing xD
06-23-2012, 01:14 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

Hello! Guten tag! Aw revoare.

It's time for the Best Avatar award. I've always found this award to be underrated (Most Underrated is a bit overrated). An avatar says a lot about the person behind it, if you know how to interpret it. Let's get right to the filling of the cake - the nominees!

As you might have suspected, Agent Proto is one of those guys. You know the type! "If I'm going to be playing a game for hours and hours, I might as well be staring at something nice!" So he chose an avatar accordingly, modelling it after himself but in a damned fancy striped suit.

See this cool virtual band? See the awesome rocker in the front? Yeah, that's not Del Murder. Del is the minotaur. In the back. With the loincloth. If you ever wondered how Del afforded that wicked ring for Miriel, I hope you didn't buy the actuary story - this is how he hauls in the big dough; he's the minotaur in a virtual band. Gotta say though, the nose ring rather makes it worth it.

Let's see our next candidate! fire_of_avalon is... well, I guess the bowtie is- um... you know what, let's just move on, I don't want to know. Good god...

By day a Gamestop employee, slaving for the man and having to serve hoards of drooling nerds. Who wouldn't need some heavy-handed anti-stress method? That's why by night, Freya becomes Herr Doktor Gehirnschenider, unlicensed neurosurgeon with a particular fondness for researching your brain. After tearing it out of your skull. Especially if you're a bossy dude or a nerdy boy who tries to hit on her.

Psychotic is our final nominee. In this picture you'll see DK, Psychotic and Iceglow. You think they're having manly fun, shouting English curses at each other? Think they're getting up to ~wacky adventures~ once more? Think again. This is their refuge, their safe haven where they can relax - take e-walks, talk about feelings, and just have a nice time without the constant pressure to come up with the next fun song parody or wacky englishman post.

That's our nominees! Let's see whose online personification has charmed us the most!

(SPOILER)Oh, and for the curious, here are their 2D avatars.

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar8_108.gif Agent Proto

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_43.gif Del Murder

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar9192_52.gif fire_of_avalon

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11514_62.gif Freya

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar5602_131.gif Psychotic
06-23-2012, 01:15 AM
Freya

Go egg!
06-23-2012, 01:16 AM
Sephex

LOVE foa's avatar. Hope she wins!
06-23-2012, 01:17 AM
Jiro

great speech xDDD
06-23-2012, 01:17 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

14. Best Avatar
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................4
Agent Proto............................5
fire_of_avalon.........................6

So that leaves Psychotic vs Freya…

Psychotic..............................9
Freya.................................12

And the Ciddie goes to…

Freya!
Thus it was that a smiling egg captured the hearts of EoFFers everywhere. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:18 AM
KentaRawr!

Congrats to Freya!!
06-23-2012, 01:18 AM
Sephex

Freya's isn't a bad choice, either! Congrats!
06-23-2012, 01:18 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

I actually don't drunk post all that often. I post whist being tired, though, so I can see why some people would think that! Still, good speech!

I think I wrote that after reading your posts in the drunk thread, so I may have been under a false impression as to the frequency of that. And I couldn't think of anything else to make fun of you about late last night. :p
06-23-2012, 01:18 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Congrats paully Wally!

Totally thought you were talking to me there, that's the nickname my family use to irritate me lol.

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