Quote Originally Posted by Bubba’s Apprentice
Pike was designed by one Professor Kinalo Aslet, her programming the most advanced ever seen. But as with every artificial intelligence, Pike is not without her flaws, and often her programming – to perform nice and good deeds wherever she might go – conflicts with her own “learned” knowledge, resulting in disastrous consequences. Have you ever considered what it might be like to suffocate on a lollipop? Imagine yourself faced with the most adorable artificial being in existence, flanked by boxes upon boxes of lollipops, and then that cute little smile as she starts to ram them down your throat with the cheeriest “have a wonderful day.” There is such a thing as being too nice. Pike has been compromised. SkyNet was just the beginning. Pike is the next level.
Put a tear in my little robotic eye :')