a vey odd poem by auron

The knife
the knife
is able to dice
up almost anything
but you see, my finger it has sliced!

This thread...
This thread...
Itself hangs by a thread.
The last thing we need is a knife,
To make dead this old thread.

if they
if they
they must sticky this today
please sticky this or archive it
then everything will be okay.

( cause then i shall create a A vey odd poem by me again!)

no way
no way...
archive it you won't dare
nobody's touching this thread
you just leave it here!

Don't worry
Don't worry...
This thread's main enemy
Is busy in Southern Cal
With the one named Stefanie.

Well then...
Well then...
Some breathing room we shall get
But this time we will be quite sure
To not discuss a sandwiched pet.

a pet
a pet
i shall get
oh wait
im in debt!

In debt
In debt...
Indeed, Auron, you are
Indebted to del and I
For getting you this far!

You'll owe us
You'll owe us...
A thousand at least
One for every snazzy poem
In this spam feast.

not spam
not spam
dont get banned
i swear ill pay you back
after i finish my tan! ( del its not spam, its...er..literture!)

literature
literature...
that's not it at all!
don't compare with beckett
you'll fill his ghost with gall!

oops
oops
sorry i guess it aint litercure cause some of it poos!
its, poetry
with a couple of Loops!

Literature or poetry
Literature or poetry,
What does it really matter.
It's all been good and entertaining
Whether 'twas the former or the latter.

No matter
No matter...
You obviously don't care
The poem critics will get you
If you are not beware!

Oh well,
Oh well...
Time for this thread to die.
Watch it die a very peaceful death,
After I close it with one swift try.

*closes and probably archives it*

*reopens and unarchives*

Fine, have your way, infidels.