What is your biggest secret ever?

Im terrible at basketball :(

Terrible...just terrible!!! *Runs far away towards a mountain top and screams at the top of his lungs* TERRIBLE!!!

(SPOILER)Im also a pathological liar...but ill never tell;)

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

My biggest secret is coyly revealing an obvious fabrication disguised as truth within an Internet message board context.

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Well thank God I've got you to rely on should my confession ever come to a courtroom-based scenario.

I am the only girl on the internet

lies!!! all lies!!!! i will not accept it!!!!

while i am practically engaged, im still in love with someone else even mor, and i think about him while in my bf arms :\ ;_; (oh *delete* how i love thee!!! *sob*)

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

The real Sergeant Hartman died 10 years ago.

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Everything I know is a lie! :(

i AM the muffin man, i kidnaped myself

My dads cat is allergic to cat fur.

It went crazy and ran away. We still dont know where it is. :(

I have no idea what I'm doing in life
Maybe it's not that big of a secret, but I prefer to keep it on the down low as it usually messes with my mental mojo.

lol im not motivated enough to look up scholarships and apply for them, even though im a freaking genius and know where i wnat to go in life. im just ueber lazy and dont get good grades

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

lol im not motivated enough to look up scholarships and apply for them, even though im a freaking genius and know where i wnat to go in life. im just ueber lazy and dont get good grades

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Are you my long lost sister cuz that is me exactly.

yes, that is my other secret. how did you guess? O.o oops

Man, my mother has alot of explaining to do. Was it the milkman?

I have a penis.

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

I have a penis.

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Now how did that happen? Miracle grow?

well it's not green...