I am a very nice gentleman.
Ask anyone that actually knows me in real life. I have never met a single person who did not like me immediately after I opened my mouth.
(Think carefully, responders. I have set you up perfectly.)
It's not very big.
I'm from the future, hence my username
there was a picture here
I have no secrets. There's nothing about me that at least one other person doesn't know about, and if there was, it wouldn't be a secret anymore if I posted it on here.
My biggest secret is coyly revealing an obvious fabrication disguised as truth within an Internet message board context.
I'm not really a Jesse1. I'm a girl![]()