I am Bill Clinton crap hide honey here comes my wife
He's a smurfing toad and I'll kill him.out on it, now
I'm more anonymous offline than I am online, so I ain't tellin'!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
My Father is a cross between Darth Vader and Chuck Norris
But seriously, I fancy my mates ex, a lot.
*steals all your secrets and then plots his extortion techniques* My secret is I'm secretly part of the mafia
I...
I like peanut butter.![]()
I shot the sheriff. I didn't shoot the deputy, though.
I like one person in my family and hate the rest of them, but I pretend to like them so they give me money on holidays.