 
 
					
				I am Bill Clinton crap hide honey here comes my wife
 
 
					
				He's a smurfing toad and I'll kill him.out on it, now
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I'm more anonymous offline than I am online, so I ain't tellin'!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
 
 
					
				My Father is a cross between Darth Vader and Chuck Norris
But seriously, I fancy my mates ex, a lot.
 
 
					
				*steals all your secrets and then plots his extortion techniques* My secret is I'm secretly part of the mafia
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I...
I like peanut butter.
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I shot the sheriff. I didn't shoot the deputy, though.
 
 
					
				I like one person in my family and hate the rest of them, but I pretend to like them so they give me money on holidays.
