Dear Aeris is here to help!

Or am i just so enlightened that it blows your mind

I have faith Dr. Gainsborough.

Why yes, I do have a problem.


My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.

^ yes, please fix this

My problem is a lack of job... fix?

Wait a minute....
THIS IS A TRICK.

She cannot fix any of our problems, because she's DEAD.
WTF, BABE, WTF? D:<

She has the knowledge of the Ancients now!

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Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos

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Originally Posted by arcanedude34

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to do strange things to my copy of FFVII.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy

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fixd

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But I don't even OWN FFVII :O

go buy it then

Dear Aeris has answered your questions!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ewsletter.html

Now she'll be sleeping in the Temple of the Ancients until next month, when you'll come out and answer your new questions! Thank you guys!

I'm on to you Rye, don't think I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos

go buy it then

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But then I'd have to do things to it :cry:

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Originally Posted by Nikki

Why yes, I do have a problem.


My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.

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I'll stop paying her.

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude



:monster:

get a piece of string and tie it around a 10lb weight and throw it off a cliff

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude



:monster:

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