Aeris the Flower Girl? More like Weed Girl if you ask me.

The first time you go to the Northern Crater, your party is all getting abducted by ShinRa, so they could continue their evil plots against them.

So anyway, Cloud gets high and stays with Sephiroth, to get even higher.

(SPOILER)Later on, you find out that Cloud got 'Washed up' in Mideel.
I think this is due to bad translation. I think that in the origional version, it probably says that Cloud, 'Took an overdose in Mideel'.
So, he went all crazy and High for the time it took you to complete most of the Huge Materia quest.
Then WEAPON attacks you in Mideel, and Tifa, drunk as she was, tripped, pushing Cloud (and herself) into the Lifestream.

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Originally Posted by Teh Lavos

The first time you go to the Northern Crater, your party is all getting abducted by ShinRa, so they could continue their evil plots against them.

So anyway, Cloud gets high and stays with Sephiroth, to get even higher.

(SPOILER)Later on, you find out that Cloud got 'Washed up' in Mideel.
I think this is due to bad translation. I think that in the origional version, it probably says that Cloud, 'Took an overdose in Mideel'.
So, he went all crazy and High for the time it took you to complete most of the Huge Materia quest.
Then WEAPON attacks you in Mideel, and Tifa, drunk as she was, tripped, pushing Cloud (and herself) into the Lifestream.

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I think Tifa and Cloud were seriously trippin' out in the Lifestream.

You guys are all crazy. No, seriously. :o

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Originally Posted by Heath

I think Tifa and Cloud were seriously trippin' out in the Lifestream.

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Yeah. Damn right.
The fire in Nibelheim wasn't even started by Sephiroth. It was that Zangan guy. He fell asleep with a lit cigar... First it set fire to the bedsheets. Then the curtains. And then the whole city was alight.
Of course, it was a cuban cigar, full of weed and what not...
Sephiroth was getting high off the fumes outside, and that's why he was laughing when Cloud saw him walk through the fire.


Oh yes... I've got some lovely revealing pictures of the HoneyBee Inn 'Gay Bath Scene'....

http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_...honeybee04.jpg
http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_...honeybee05.jpg
http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_...honeybee17.jpg
http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_...honeybee18.jpg

Poor Cloud... With ALL those men...

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Originally Posted by Teh Lavos

Poor Cloud... With ALL those men...

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What do you mean "poor"? :greenie:

also maybe the party just think bugenhagan is floating because they were just after smoking some dynamite weed ya ..cloud;oh look your grandpa floatin dude freaky ..red 13(takes a puff);wooooo thats cosmic

No offence Levian but your question was kinda stupid!!!

I think the grandpa was a doopey, not enlightened, just stoned 90%. he probably died from an OD

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Bugenhagen: Ho Ho Hoooo.

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Originally Posted by nirojan

No offence Levian but your question was kinda stupid!!!

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Way to miss the entire point of this thread.

Or maybe he is conspiring with Square to hide the truth?

THOSE BASTARDS! xD

I know, we must ...*gets kidnap...* No run they are on to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*throws proof about FF VII being actually about drugs to a random person*

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Originally Posted by Nirojan

No offence Levian but your question was kinda stupid!!!

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The only question I asked was "Your thoughts?", nirojan. I don't really find that question very stupid. Well, unless you consider your thoughts to be stupid. :roll:

oh my god, best thread EVAR