Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

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06-23-2012, 01:19 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

13. Best Custom Rank
Nomination leader(s): edczxcvbnm

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Pike
Miriel
edczxcvbnm
Agent Proto
06-23-2012, 01:19 AM
dandy da oak

Why is RSL never mentioned in the nominations, but has one vote?
06-23-2012, 01:20 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

No Old Manus and his Mold Anus nominated this time. Could it be that the people of Eyes on Final Fantasy have chosen to take this award seriously for once and not just nominated the same old people? Well, sort of. This is now the "who has the most staff presents" award rather than the "who can write the wittiest custom title" award. Every single nominee has some flashy add on or another. Are any of the titles themselves any good? That's a rhetorical question; your opinions are no longer valid. I have done you all a favour and screen capped the various custom ranks for your viewing pleasure so you might see just exactly what your collective mind has given us to choose from.

http://db.tt/H1ZZeXjG http://db.tt/RBu3CKOa
http://db.tt/g04aTR8Y http://db.tt/j64VdQY9

Two ranks with stars and two ranks with colours. Way to go, team. Way to smurfing go. But hey now that's not real fair. Maybe the ranks themselves are pretty good, right?

Wrong. Pike's doesn't work without her name, Miriel's is a lovey dovey double dosage of stars without making it goddamn symmetrical, Proto's is 100% pony inspired with a dash of star power and edczxcvbnm's is a "thank you captain obvious" that's one colour off a smurfing ROYGBIV rainbow. smurf ME PEOPLE. NO. JUST NO.

At least in the good old days I could get a chuckle out of Mold Anus. There is no winner for Best Custom Rank, thank you and have a wonderful evening.
06-23-2012, 01:20 AM
Freya

Woooooooo! Go egg go egg! It's not your birthday its faces birthday! Woo!
06-23-2012, 01:20 AM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Why is RSL never mentioned in the nominations, but has one vote?

It's a secret.
06-23-2012, 01:20 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

I actually don't drunk post all that often. I post whist being tired, though, so I can see why some people would think that! Still, good speech!

I think I wrote that after reading your posts in the drunk thread, so I may have been under a false impression as to the frequency of that. And I couldn't think of anything else to make fun of you about late last night. :p

Not a problem, man! I do get my drink on when I start boozing it up, so it's not like what you wrote was that inaccurate!
06-23-2012, 01:21 AM
Jiro

EGGY WEGGY
06-23-2012, 01:21 AM
KentaRawr!

Good gravy that speech. lol
06-23-2012, 01:21 AM
Pike

Man I love when Sephex drunk posts.
06-23-2012, 01:22 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Man I love when Sephex drunk posts.

Most likely to happen next weekend. Have to work tomorrow, so no Friday night madness from me tonight!
06-23-2012, 01:22 AM
Agent Proto

I blame some of the bronies for my inclusion. It's not exactly a clever title, mine that is. But I do like the star!
06-23-2012, 01:22 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

13. Best Custom Rank
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Agent Proto............................4
Miriel.................................5

So that leaves Pike vs. edczxcvbnm…

edczxcvbnm............................10
Pike..................................14

And the Ciddie goes to…

Pike!
What does it mean to "pike" a punch anyway? How different is it from spiking? Do we really want to know? Congratulations anyway!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:23 AM
Sephex

PIKE ENOUGH!! STOP WINNING EVERYTHING WTF!!!!

...

Congrats!
06-23-2012, 01:23 AM
Jiro

I don't hate any of you tbh just making magic with words :aimkiss:
06-23-2012, 01:24 AM
Jiro

nope take that back Pike is the worst robit ever smurfing award whore more like
06-23-2012, 01:24 AM
Pike

I SWEAR I DIDN'T RIG ANYTHING
06-23-2012, 01:24 AM
Shorty

Pike is on fire this year! <3
06-23-2012, 01:24 AM
KentaRawr!

Congratulations to Pike, the best person at everything ever in the history of everything according to the ciddies
06-23-2012, 01:24 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I don't hate any of you tbh just making magic with words :aimkiss:

Hows the predictions coming along?
06-23-2012, 01:25 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

12. Cutest Female
Nomination leader(s): Shorty

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The Nominees
Fujiko
Shorty
fire_of_avalon
Rye
Tifa's Boobs
Jessweeee♪
06-23-2012, 01:25 AM
KentaRawr!

Predicting Tifa's Boobs as winner, now!
06-23-2012, 01:25 AM
Melissaur

GO FUJIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-23-2012, 01:26 AM
dandy da oak

Good lord! Pike isn't nominated here :(
06-23-2012, 01:26 AM
Bubba

Boobies!
06-23-2012, 01:26 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylvie

Sadly, I could not be nominated for "cutest female", but I will be it's outlying materialization and speak in the name of the honor.

In all communities, there are staple "cute girls". They provide a sealant effect on the entire sexual encasement of members in the community. I have been at forums where I was the staple girl, and it was a very sad social experiment to be conducting. Luckily for all of you, you certainly have some endearing, cute girls here at Eyes on Final Fantasy. I certainly believe that all of the girls nominated deserve it, and I believe that there are a good amount of girls who couldn't be nominated due to constrictions in the rules.

As a sort of empress of the cute girls, it is your job to provide a bolt of judgment towards how men may be treated. Whoever wins, feel free to shoot me a PM for advice.
06-23-2012, 01:26 AM
Jiro

Predictions update! feel like I'm doing it wrong because we're all scoring pretty well
Freya ||||\ ||||\ ||||\ ||||
Jiro ||||\ ||||\ ||||
Del Murder ||||\ ||||\ ||||\ ||||\ ||
Sephex ||||\ ||||\ ||||\ ||
Hypoallergenic Cactuar ||||\ ||||\ ||
Agent Proto ||||\ ||||\ |||
Shiny ||||\ ||||\ ||||\ ||
KaiserDragon ||||\ ||||\ |||
Psychotic ||||\ ||||\ ||||\
Rantz Rantz Revolution ||||\ ||||\ ||||\ ||||
06-23-2012, 01:27 AM
Jiro

Go all the women I slept with!
06-23-2012, 01:27 AM
Sephex

Wooo! Still in fourth! I can't believe it!
06-23-2012, 01:28 AM
Shorty

Dak, we didn't sleep together!
06-23-2012, 01:28 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Dak we didn't sleep together!

DENIAL!
06-23-2012, 01:28 AM
Shorty

I keep wondering if something happened while I was asleep, though.
06-23-2012, 01:29 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

12. Cutest Female
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
Rye....................................2
fire_of_avalon.........................5
Jessweeee♪.............................5
Shorty.................................5

So that leaves Fujiko vs. Tifa's Boobs…

Fujiko.................................7
Tifa's Boobs...........................9

And the Ciddie goes to…

Tifa's Boobs!
Tifa's Boobs really needs a category all to herself. (themselves?) Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:29 AM
Freya

Go boobs!
06-23-2012, 01:29 AM
Agent Proto

Well, now you know.
06-23-2012, 01:29 AM
KentaRawr!

I'm PSYCHIC
06-23-2012, 01:30 AM
Sephex

Congrats to Tifa's Boobs! May you continue to confuse search engines!
06-23-2012, 01:30 AM
Jiro

I can't believe you deny our one night of euphoria. I am saddened :(
06-23-2012, 01:31 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

11. Cutest Male
Nomination leader(s): Jiro

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
o_O
Jiro
NorthernChaosGod
SuperMillionaire
Rantz Rantz Revolution
06-23-2012, 01:31 AM
Shorty

(Jiro that was supposed to be our SECRET NIGHT and you EXPLOITED IT EVERYWHERE)

congrats, Boobs! :D
06-23-2012, 01:31 AM
Rantz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

Congrats to Tifa's Boobs! May you continue to confuse search engines!

I only just realised that her username might be bringing us more traffic. Let's get more names like this! I'll be Yuna's Thighs.

Congrats to all the winners so far!
06-23-2012, 01:32 AM
Sephex

Go Jiro for this one!
06-23-2012, 01:32 AM
Melissaur

Go Pom-Pom!
06-23-2012, 01:32 AM
Agent Proto

Check out all the Cute Mails up for this award!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1374/...946d4dfcd8.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:32 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

THEY LOVE US, THEY REALLY LOVE US

*kisses boobs*

I couldn't have done it without you guys.

I'm in mobile mode so I can't rep this so I'll just say this post made me laugh
06-23-2012, 01:33 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

Congrats to Tifa's Boobs! May you continue to confuse search engines!

I only just realised that her username might be bringing us more traffic. Let's get more names like this! I'll be Yuna's Thighs.

Congrats to all the winners so far!

I'll be Aerith's Moldy Corpse!
06-23-2012, 01:34 AM
Carl the Llama

cmon guys, I need to sleep some time today! hurry up with the reveal!!!
06-23-2012, 01:34 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

Congrats to Tifa's Boobs! May you continue to confuse search engines!

I only just realised that her username might be bringing us more traffic. Let's get more names like this! I'll be Yuna's Thighs.

Congrats to all the winners so far!

I'll be Aerith's Moldy Corpse!

<3
06-23-2012, 01:34 AM
Jiro

Cutest Male

The Sexiest Male category seems to have disappeared from sight, which is good news. While there are plenty of hunky hunks for the ladies to dribble over, it's far better for me because I now have a good chance at winning. I'm not going to beat out the likes of Rantz for being tough and viking-like, but I have a cute little smile that makes all the ladies coo. Unfortunately, being cute doesn't have that many perks. I mean sure, I can win one forum award twice a year, but when you go out on the town all the ladies are looking at the guys with big biceps and a six pack and giant c...cash supplies. But we need to remember that we have a good supply of cute guys here (not kids, smurf off with those comments or I will smash your face in :bou::bou::bou::bou:) and we should be grateful. This awards lets us all feel special because damn near everyone has a trait that can be considered cute. Cheeky smiles, sparkling eyes, wicked cool hair that just frames the face perfect. Even personality can be cute! So let's bring on the nominees for a little bit of a whirl and see who made the cut!
06-23-2012, 01:36 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

cmon guys, I need to sleep some time today! hurry up with the reveal!!!

To be fair, if BoB was running these we'd still be back on Award #44 or something
06-23-2012, 01:36 AM
KentaRawr!

You are amazing, Jiro.
06-23-2012, 01:37 AM
Shorty

I want to "like" Pike's post xD
06-23-2012, 01:37 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

11. Cutest Male
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
o_O....................................4
SuperMillionaire.......................4
NorthernChaosGod.......................4

So that leaves Jiro vs. Rantz Rantz Revolution…

Rantz Rantz Revolution.................5
Jiro..................................17

And the Ciddie goes to…

Jiro!
No one can resist that tousled hair. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:37 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Check out all the Cute Mails up for this award!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1374/...946d4dfcd8.jpg

Jeff you are such a darling :aimkiss:
06-23-2012, 01:38 AM
dandy da oak

Well done Jiro, you cute guy, you! Let's drive into the sunset? :D
06-23-2012, 01:38 AM
Sephex

Congrats, Jiro! I knew you would get this one!
06-23-2012, 01:38 AM
Jiro

Still got the boyish charm I guess. Still will never beat Rantz at being sexy. Good show brother rantz
06-23-2012, 01:38 AM
KentaRawr!

Congratulations, Jiro! :D :D :D
06-23-2012, 01:39 AM
Melissaur

I knew it was going to be down to those 2 guys.
06-23-2012, 01:39 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

10. Best Newbie
Nomination leader(s): Tifa's Boobs

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Bubbaforever
Alpha2099
Tifa's Boobs
Gamblet
Phoenix Rising
iamagod
06-23-2012, 01:40 AM
Pike

iamagod is clearly the best newbie

All he does is post those "WHICH FF GIRL DO YOU WANT TO CRUSH YOUR BALLS" topics

I mean COME ON
06-23-2012, 01:40 AM
KentaRawr!

Phoenix Rising for best newb, imo.
06-23-2012, 01:40 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

cmon guys, I need to sleep some time today! hurry up with the reveal!!!

To be fair, if BoB was running these we'd still be back on Award #44 or something

This is very true
06-23-2012, 01:41 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Being a newbie can be intimidating. You’ve just found this cool site about Final Fantasy (isn’t that an oxymoron?) and you’ve signed up to join in the fun and already you’re being approached by some whackjob named Loony BoB who, despite a join date of August 2000, has some kind of Newbie tag attached to his name. You respond to his rather speedy welcome with a curt “thanks” and hurry along to the forums. What’s this? Wonder Square? And a description that reminds you of Final Fantasy VII, the greatest game of all time!FFVI is the best game What luck! You head inside to post an introduction thread and see what the rest of the people here are like.

You’ve just made the second biggest mistake of your life. Not only did you join one of the nerdiest places you could, you also just opened yourself up to an avalanche – pun intended – of “welcomes.” From the friendly Freya to the paedophilic Peegee, there is a swath of quirky characters to acquaint yourself with. Just don’t follow Sylvie down any dark alleyways. Don’t be afraid to say hello now that you’ve doomed yourself.

Being the Best Newbie is another matter altogether. It requires a few key ingredients, however I never did discover them and so I cannot share the secret. But I do have some tips to share with future newbies who might like to make use of my advice.

Step one, be memorable. You don’t need to be gimmicky, but be yourself – exaggerated if you must. If you rock up like Hypoallergenic Cactuar, you will always be remembered, sure. But you could also pull a Laddy and be so fabulously gay that people remember you and refrain from trying to hit you with fly swatters! It’s all about first impressions, and making sure you leave a good one – or at least a big one – will ensure you’ll be nominated for this award next Ciddies.

Step two, post! Nobody will know you if you’re quiet. Post a lot, post everywhere, and for Ifrit’s sake please try to post quality content. Only Psychotic can be a complete idiot and still have people respect him for it. And you’re not he, so don’t even try it, Buster.

Step three, have fun. I mean smurf it, if you’re not enjoying yourself then you might as well kill yourself now, right? You’ve survived being *sexor’d* and you’ve had your first double posting warning, get in there and see what it’s all about now.

Just be careful of that Loony BoB fellow. If you’re not careful, you might end up seeing something you regret.
06-23-2012, 01:41 AM
Jiro

Late write in entry for that dandy da oak chap? :D
06-23-2012, 01:41 AM
dandy da oak

C'mon fellow newbies!
06-23-2012, 01:42 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

cmon guys, I need to sleep some time today! hurry up with the reveal!!!

To be fair, if BoB was running these we'd still be back on Award #44 or something

This is very true

I kinda liked the suspense and the lengthy convos from Bob's Ciddies, personally. Still, this speediness is pretty darn convenient!
06-23-2012, 01:43 AM
Jiro

OH GOD THIS SPEECH IS GREAT. CLICK THE LINK FOR PSYCHOTIC GREATNESS
06-23-2012, 01:44 AM
dandy da oak

Thanks for the mention Jiro! :D
06-23-2012, 01:44 AM
Melissaur

LOVE THIS SPEECH!
06-23-2012, 01:44 AM
Pike

AHAHAHAHA that link in the speech. Top tier, gents.
06-23-2012, 01:45 AM
Jiro

You can never look at them the same way again, can you?

http://www.vintagevideogamer.net/wp-...II-Chocobo.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:45 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

cmon guys, I need to sleep some time today! hurry up with the reveal!!!

To be fair, if BoB was running these we'd still be back on Award #44 or something

This is very true

I kinda liked the suspense and the lengthy convos from Bob's Ciddies, personally. Still, this speediness is pretty darn convenient!

Its like nearly 2am, I have work in the morning ; ; I was supposed to be in bed like 2 hours ago >.<
06-23-2012, 01:46 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

10. Best Newbie
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL's Cute Younger Sister..............1
RSL....................................1
iamagod................................1
Gamblet................................1
Alpha2099..............................2
Phoenix Rising.........................3

So that leaves Bubbaforever vs. Tifa's Boobs…

Tifa's Boobs..........................13
Bubbaforever..........................15

And the Ciddie goes to…

Bubbaforever!
Tifa's Boobs gave him a very strong run for his money, but Bubba managed to squeak past and claim what he just missed last Ciddies. Well-deserved nominations for both. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:46 AM
Sephex

Congrats, Bubbaforever!!
06-23-2012, 01:47 AM
Bubba

Jesus Titty-smurfing Christ..,

Didn't expect that!
06-23-2012, 01:47 AM
KentaRawr!

Good on you, Bubba! Now that you've won best newbie, you can leave forever. Your job is done.

Don't actually do that. STAY HERE UNTIL DEATH.
06-23-2012, 01:47 AM
Pike

Huge congrats Bubba! <3
06-23-2012, 01:48 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

9. Best Veteran
Nomination leader(s): Laddy

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Melissaur
The White Wizard of Fynn
Laddy
Bunny
Værn
06-23-2012, 01:48 AM
dandy da oak

Yayy! Well done Bubba!
06-23-2012, 01:48 AM
Carl the Llama

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BUBBAAAAAAA!!!
06-23-2012, 01:49 AM
Jiro

Go bubba bro! SWEEPING THE CIDDIES
06-23-2012, 01:49 AM
Melissaur

Bring it! This is my last hope for this one. But I have one both of the ciddies I was nommed for before so, I'm good either way~
06-23-2012, 01:49 AM
dandy da oak

Hubba Bubba toil and trubba, you just won Best Newbie brudda!
06-23-2012, 01:50 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

BEST VETERAN
Melissaur – She is not only one of the most active posters since joining EoFF, she is also a great #eoff chatter and all around positive person in EoFF. I have never seen anyone compliment a person more than she does in the picture threads and honestly I find it endearing. She participates in many of the events going on and has been a joy to have around. That, and her baby is a cutie pie.

The White Wizard of Fynn – If there is any example of what a great member is, it's him. He is literally everywhere. While most of our top posters are primarily in the General Forums, he posts in less popular forums like Final Fantasy V, but also in the beloved General Chat. It helps that he also makes some good threads on top of his posts. He's basically like the smexier version of Wolf Kanno. And yes, I've actually seen Wolf Kanno's face. It exists.

Laddy – When his house burned down a thread was dedicated to him and many of us signed a card expressing condolences. There's a reason for that. If Laddy were a complete dick, no one would've signed that card, let alone made a thread in his honor. He may look like Robert Plant and be a little eccentric, but he's got a heart of gold has spent copious amounts of time gracing us with his presence in the General Forums.

Bunny – His personality sticks out like a sore thumb. If you need your round of dry humor, he's the go-to-guy. I don't always agree with what he has to say, but I always respect the fact that he has the balls to say it. He's never fearless when it comes to voicing his opinion, and that's admirable. His posts make him a quality member as opposed to a quantity member, although he has his fair share of activity too.

Værn – He likes those ponies. Basically a cult of people who watch an animated show about ponies, so he's one of the cool kids. He must also be pretty manly for only a manly man can admit to liking such a show. As far as EoFF goes, he's been pretty active all year, although highly underrated at that. It's a surprise to me that he wasn't also nominated for that category, but such is life.

So let's hear it for 2012's (new?) vets!
06-23-2012, 01:51 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Hubba Bubba toil and trubba, you just won Best Newbie brudda!

Hahaha, love it.
06-23-2012, 01:51 AM
Bubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

Hubba Bubba toil and trubba, you just won Best Newbie brudda!

I stand by my prediction for December!
06-23-2012, 01:51 AM
Carl the Llama

Was I the only one who predicted Bubba for this most auspicious rank? ^^
06-23-2012, 01:51 AM
Melissaur

1 Attachment(s)

Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I love you. This made me tear up ;_;

Attachment 36155

She really is a cutie <3
06-23-2012, 01:52 AM
Sephex

Great speech by Shiny!
06-23-2012, 01:54 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

9. Best Veteran
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Værn...................................2
Bunny..................................5
Laddy..................................8

So that leaves Melissaur vs. The White Wizard of Fynn…

The White Wizard of Fynn...............9
Melissaur.............................12

And the Ciddie goes to…

Melissaur!
Lots of strong contenders here but Mel still manages to pull ahead nicely! Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:54 AM
Sephex

Mel! CONGRATS!!!
06-23-2012, 01:55 AM
KentaRawr!

That speech was like, the best speech

in the history

of speech

Edit: Holy trout Mel congratulations!
06-23-2012, 01:55 AM
Melissaur

omg OMG! Thank you all so much!
06-23-2012, 01:55 AM
dandy da oak

Well done Melissaur! ^^
06-23-2012, 01:56 AM
Pike

Congrats Mel! :jess:
06-23-2012, 01:56 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

8. Best Oldbie
Nomination leader(s): krissy

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Flambard D'Quinceteth
krissy
I'm my own MILF
Raistlin
NorthernChaosGod
Sephex
06-23-2012, 01:57 AM
Jiro

Best Oldbie

You bitter, crusty, jaded sons of bitches. Get down off your high horses and stand around in the filth and the muck that you think you can just chuck at the rest of us. What, you think because you been here for smurfing forever that it makes you better than the rest of us? No, it just means you are really socially retarded smurfnerds who have nothing better to do with their time then post inane bulltit on a forum dedicated to a game series that has been dying for half the time you've been here. This is should be named the Saddest, Loneliest Basement Dwellers Award because you guys really need to get out there and catch some smurfing sunlight.

Take your "Golden Age" of EoFF and shove it up your asses too. I wish I had that smurfing image so I could show you just how stupid you really smurfing are. EoFF is always in its golden age; conversely, it's been a pile of tit since it started. We're only as good as our members and if you're going to get a giant smurfing Iceglow-sized ego then we should just ban you now and hope it's not too late for you to get some psychiatric help. I can recommend a few places actually. But no, I'm not "prestigious" enough to talk to you smurfers. Bet you even have me on ignore too, so I'm basically just ranting at the people who understand and agree. That just makes me look like one of those idiots you see who has clearly lost it in the shopping mall and is just yelling to himself. Oh great. Way to smurfing go guys, now I look like a smurfing idiot.

Wait my join date is in 04 so technically I'm one of you guys as well. Well. smurf. This is awkward.

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/v...-is-a-bird.jpg
06-23-2012, 01:58 AM
Sephex

I am surprised I got nominated for this one. I say krissy is going to win it!
06-23-2012, 01:59 AM
Madame Adequate

I wish FF had only been dying for three and a half years :( (another great speech Dak)
06-23-2012, 01:59 AM
Bubba

Ha!

Top speech!
06-23-2012, 01:59 AM
Pike

Dak is speechwriter of the year all years
06-23-2012, 02:00 AM
Jiro

YOU HAD ALL BETTER smurfING APPRECIATE THE SPEECHES I AM WRITING ON THE GODDAMN SPOT

smurfing ungrateful sacks of toast
06-23-2012, 02:00 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

8. Best Oldbie
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
Raistlin...............................4
Sephex.................................4
Flambard D'Quinceteth..................5
krissy.................................6

So that leaves I'm my own MILF vs. NorthernChaosGod…

I'm my own MILF........................8
NorthernChaosGod.......................9

And the Ciddie goes to…

NorthernChaosGod!
Perhaps the pony avatar/signature set certainly makes him look less harmless than he actually is? Nah, he's already pretty harmless. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 02:01 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

YOU HAD ALL BETTER smurfING APPRECIATE THE SPEECHES I AM WRITING ON THE GODDAMN SPOT

smurfing ungrateful sacks of toast

If I had a nickel for every time someone called me that, I would have exactly one nickel.
06-23-2012, 02:01 AM
Sephex

Wrong again! Congrats to NorthernChaosGod!
06-23-2012, 02:01 AM
KentaRawr!

Lol sacks of toast
06-23-2012, 02:02 AM
KentaRawr!

NorthernChaosGod!

YOU ARE THE EPIC WINNER
06-23-2012, 02:02 AM
Pike

Congrats Julesy <3
06-23-2012, 02:02 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Who you callin' harmless, punk? :colbert:

Thanks, guys! :jess:
06-23-2012, 02:02 AM
Rantz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/v...-is-a-bird.jpg

Ahahahaha what is this picture I love it

Congrats Bubba, Mel! Well deserved!
06-23-2012, 02:03 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Nomination leader(s): Jiro

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
VeloZer0
Agent Proto
Vivi22
Jiro
DK
G13
06-23-2012, 02:03 AM
Sephex

Go Jiro again!
06-23-2012, 02:03 AM
Agent Proto

The wiki entry for NorthernChaosGod should be updated.

Its new content?

Mostly harmless.
06-23-2012, 02:04 AM
Madame Adequate

The only people who truly deserve this award are Raistlin, Dr Unne, DocFrance, and Bleys. However I can accept this result if it has to include people who patently are not oldbies!
06-23-2012, 02:04 AM
Jiro

NorthernChaosGod :heart:
06-23-2012, 02:04 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

The Best Recognized Member/Former Staff Ciddie is an interesting little contradiction. Two entirely different groups who are flung together and told to fight to the death over a single award. Pretty rough, if you ask me. But the differences between the two groups will provide an interesting analysis. Let’s take a look and see if there are any secrets to be found here.

Recognized Members attain their title through hard work and tireless contributions to Eyes on Final Fantasy. Their dedication is not enough to be rewarded with a staff position though. Is that because they’re not good enough? Not popular enough? Or was it just bad timing and there was no need for new staff members? Those aren’t questions that will be answered during this speech. In any case, the Recognized Members nominated for this award must be currently active and are most likely continuing whatever fantastic things they were doing to get their title in the first place. You rock on, Recognized Members.

Former Staff is kind of a bollocks title. I know that some people like it. At the very least the title is an alright colour, so I can tolerate it. But it’s awarded to people following the end of their contributions. It’s a “thank you” for services, but you’re no longer required. Pretty harsh. Former Staff are the old dogs who can’t learn any new tricks, and the tricks we do know are no longer up to scratch. What could we possibly have to offer that warrants nomination for this award? Surely if we were still doing good tit we’d be offered another spot on staff, right? In before “Jiro’s just butthurt about not being on staff.” It’s a legitimate question.

At the end of the day, it feels like an arbitrary category. Better to have a category for best events host or something of the sort, whatever contribution it is that brought us to this position in the first place. Regardless, for all my suggestions, there is still one glaring point that we have not drawn attention to yet. This award – despite the nominations, despite everything – belongs to the one and only Agent Proto. There is not a man here who, after departing the position of Cid’s Knight, has continued to provide fun and entertainment to Eyes on Final Fantasy. Without detracting from the other nominees, we all need to recognize that Agent Proto is a badass and his continued support is something we should be grateful for. And should you all be perfectly idiotic and award this to someone else, at least I’ve taken this opportunity to publically acknowledge him. ~~Cram~~ Rock it, Proto.
06-23-2012, 02:04 AM
dandy da oak

Well done person I don't know! :D
06-23-2012, 02:04 AM
Jiro

HEY ME AGAIN, I like being nominated.
06-23-2012, 02:07 AM
Agent Proto

Good speech as always Jiro. Certainly enjoyed the last bit of that speech.
06-23-2012, 02:07 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Good speech as always Jiro. Certainly enjoyed the last bit of that speech.

Something tells me you have a biased opinion on that...
06-23-2012, 02:07 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
VeloZer0...............................1
G13....................................4
Vivi22.................................5
DK.....................................6

So that leaves Jiro vs. Agent Proto…

Jiro..................................10
Agent Proto...........................12

And the Ciddie goes to…

Agent Proto!
This Ciddie need to be about... 20 percent cooler. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 02:08 AM
Jiro

Agent Proto, you truly are part of the foundation that makes EoFF great and enduring.
06-23-2012, 02:08 AM
Pike

Yay Proots!
06-23-2012, 02:08 AM
KentaRawr!

Congrats, Proto! :D
06-23-2012, 02:08 AM
Sephex

Agent Proto for the steal! Congrats to Proto, man!
06-23-2012, 02:09 AM
Jiro

Conveniently timed post ftw. Good work Jeff, may you forever hold us afloat!
06-23-2012, 02:09 AM
dandy da oak

That was close, wasn't it! Well done Mr Proto!
06-23-2012, 02:10 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Nomination leader(s): N/A

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Baloki
Marshall Banana
Bastian
Freya
Samuraid
o_O
Roogle
JKTrix
06-23-2012, 02:11 AM
Melissaur

All the winners should get together and have an winner orgy~
06-23-2012, 02:11 AM
Sephex

No clue who will win this one. I promise to act enthusiastic no matter what, though!
06-23-2012, 02:11 AM
Jiro

So many top techs turned out to this titilating title shot
06-23-2012, 02:12 AM
KentaRawr!

This is totally anyone's guess, I think.

(SPOILER)JKTrix
06-23-2012, 02:12 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

All the winners should get together and have an winner orgy~

For some reason when I read this I thought the second winner said weiner xD
06-23-2012, 02:12 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Who is the best Editor/Developer/Tech Admin? I would love to tell you, but I wouldn’t have a clue. How can we have a category which is effectively “who is the best miscellaneous staff member?” It boggles the mind. It’s like asking who the best runner of all time is and including a bunch of horses and dogs. Simply put, none of these roles are important enough to be given their own Ciddie but you need to pick one of them anyway. Well we’d better start by figuring out what exactly all these people do, hadn’t we?

Editors are our frontsite content creators. They design the news and features and wonderful things that end up there for our reading pleasure. They are the beacon that attracts newcomers and the informants that keep them coming back. Editors are wizards of words and must keep our minds abuzz with the latest and greatest news and knowledge from around the world. Sounds pretty good to me.

Developers are the artists of the webpage. They keep the hidden coding fresh and fierce and ensure that our site not only looks sharp as a tack but runs like a Jamaican with rocket boots. Their deeds are hidden from us – generally – and yet without their work we would have very little to look at in the first place! Bearing the same green coloured title as the Senior Site Staff of yore, let us pray that they do not fall into the same curse of being accused of nothing when they do so much!

Tech Admins are the most hidden of all, as they are the last bastions of hope when all is lost. The recent server move was conducted by none other than a Tech Admin, and these specialists are always prepared to dedicate their immense skillset and knowledge to ensuring all tech issues are dealt with efficiently. Sadly, few of them post these days, so you are not likely to see them around to give a hearty “cheers boy” or even a “kia ora.” Regardless, their contributions, though not frequent and rarely seen, are also appreciated by all, I am sure.

So what do we do when we have a rag tag bunch of people with different skills, different roles, and are asked to pick the one that does all of them the best? We close our eyes and pick one and hope that maybe next time we’ll be able to show these folks the respect they deserve.
06-23-2012, 02:12 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

All the winners should get together and have an winner orgy~

The losers party is so much more alcoholic though
06-23-2012, 02:14 AM
KentaRawr!

"So what do we do when we have a rag tag bunch of people with different skills, different roles, and are asked to pick the one that does all of them the best?"

Avengers, EoFF Edition.
06-23-2012, 02:15 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

All the winners should get together and have an winner orgy~

The losers party is so much more alcoholic though

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

"So what do we do when we have a rag tag bunch of people with different skills, different roles, and are asked to pick the one that does all of them the best?"

Avengers, EoFF Edition.

2 minutest between posts!?!
06-23-2012, 02:16 AM
Jiro

I'm running out of spam to post!
06-23-2012, 02:17 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Bastian................................1
JKTrix.................................1
Roogle.................................2
o_O....................................3
Marshall Banana........................5
Freya..................................7

So that leaves Baloki vs Samuraid…

Samuraid...............................8
Baloki.................................9

And the Ciddie goes to…

Baloki!
Even fixing the server was no match for everyone's favorite furry. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 02:17 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

All the winners should get together and have an winner orgy~

The losers party is so much more alcoholic though

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

"So what do we do when we have a rag tag bunch of people with different skills, different roles, and are asked to pick the one that does all of them the best?"

Avengers, EoFF Edition.

2 minutest between posts!?!

Why are the ciddies slowing down

WHY ARE THE CIDDIES SLOWING DOWN

Edit: Congrats Baloki!
06-23-2012, 02:17 AM
Jiro

#eoff is discussing the size of Rantz's penis though, if you're interested?
06-23-2012, 02:17 AM
Freya

I was going to.claim about occupying the ciddies again since bunny and krissy lost but proto won so It's all good again.
06-23-2012, 02:17 AM
Sephex

Congrats to Baloki! I am very enthused that you have won!
06-23-2012, 02:18 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

#eoff is discussing the size of Rantz's penis though, if you're interested?

What's funny is that he isn't even lying. The size of Rantz's penis the topic of discussion right now.

Get in here for some epic Rantz action y'all.
06-23-2012, 02:18 AM
Jiro

[11:14] kotora> so what about your microscopic little peen rantz?

[11:14] @Shorty> we should meet up!

[11:14] Award-Sam> who should?

[11:14] @Shorty> well, we all should!

[11:15] @Award Rantz> what about it tora?

[11:15] @Pike> Oooooooh

[11:15] @Shorty> but I'll be closest to Steph in august

[11:15] Sephex> Everyone come to Chicago, the most purest, non corrupt city in the world!

[11:15] %Award_Proto> does that include me?

[11:15] kotora> is it really as small as a bean?

[11:15] = Award-Sam has changed nick to Spam

[11:15] @Shorty> Yes, Jeffie

[11:15] @Award Rantz> probably smaller

[11:15] Melissaur> Pontus has a micro peen?

[11:15] Award Jiro> I don't

[11:15] Melissaur> when did that happen?

[11:15] Award Jiro> want

[11:15] Spam> WELL YOU CAN JUST POP DOWN ON THE 15TH

[11:15] Award Jiro> to be here

[11:15] kotora> according to his ex girlfriends

[11:15] Spam> yeah, i've seen it

[11:15] Spam> it's like a baby's penis

[11:15] kotora> i heard it smaller than a bean

[11:15] Melissaur> i dont remember any of this

[11:16] Melissaur> as I recall it was HUGE

[11:16] Spam> It's like a little button

[11:16] Melissaur> ait got me knocked up all the way from Sweden

[11:16] Melissaur> Yeah thats right

[11:16] Melissaur> Anya is his

[11:16] @Shorty> what ahahahaa

[11:16] Melissaur> WHAT NOW

[11:16] @Award Rantz> wow
06-23-2012, 02:18 AM
Carl the Llama

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

All the winners should get together and have an winner orgy~

The losers party is so much more alcoholic though

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

"So what do we do when we have a rag tag bunch of people with different skills, different roles, and are asked to pick the one that does all of them the best?"

Avengers, EoFF Edition.

2 minutest between posts!?!

Why are the ciddies slowing down

WHY ARE THE CIDDIES SLOWING DOWN

Edit: Congrats Baloki!

CASUE ITS VERY VERY LATE! GIEF ALL CIDDIES NAO!!!
06-23-2012, 02:19 AM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

I was going to.claim about occupying the ciddies again since bunny and krissy lost but proto won so It's all good again.

I'm glad my win brought your faith back into the Ciddies.
06-23-2012, 02:19 AM
Jiro

All this and more in #eoff, where Award Bot is being held captive by a series of elaborately dressed ninjas
06-23-2012, 02:19 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

5. Best Cid's Knight
Nomination leader(s): N/A

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Shiny
Pike
Wolf Kanno
06-23-2012, 02:20 AM
Jiro

WAIT BALOKI WON HOLY smurf

you go snowcat, you go hard and you go forever :cheers:
06-23-2012, 02:20 AM
Sephex

I'm pulling for foa!
06-23-2012, 02:20 AM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melissaur

All the winners should get together and have an winner orgy~

The losers party is so much more alcoholic though

I just want to touch JuliRiv's special place :3
06-23-2012, 02:21 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

As a former Cid's Knight and past winner of Best Cid's Knight, I feel it is my duty to write a speech for Best Cid's Knight. However, the current line-up is rather small with only four members and lacks any manliness that past line-ups had. (I'm sorry Wolf Kanno, but you're in the minority and the ladies outnumber you three to one!) However, that doesn't mean none of them deserve to win Best Cid's Knight. Remember folks, there's always a Best Cid's Knight, so who is the best among the current CKs?

fire_of_avalon: Current bad ass of the bunch. She doesn't take crap from anyone! Let's also not forget that behind that tough-gal look, she's also a very nice lady! She won last time, so can she repeat her win, or will we see a new victor for Best CK?

Shiny: She's a movie buff, so you can expect her to talk about movies and other forms of entertainment at the Lounge. She's probably a long-shot to win, but you can't underestimate the power of Shiny!

Pike: The ever so popular robot is beloved by many! She proved that one can become CK if they date MILF to be true. If there is to be a close race, I think it would be between Pike and foa, with WK in there as well. Don't forget to bring up SMAC in your posts so she can rep them! (Looking at you Vivi22!!)

Wolf Kanno: The only male CK remaining. He should provide foa some very tough challenge for Best CK as he would likely get plenty of support from the guys who probably want to see a male CK win this Ciddie. He doesn't just deserve this award for being a guy, but he's also one of the better CKs who also ventures the lower Final Fantasy forums and not just the General forums that consist of General Chat and such.
06-23-2012, 02:21 AM
KentaRawr!

Pike's going to win for sure.
06-23-2012, 02:21 AM
Pike

foa is and always will be the Best CK.
06-23-2012, 02:22 AM
dandy da oak

PikePikePikePike!
06-23-2012, 02:23 AM
Jiro

C'MON SHINY FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
06-23-2012, 02:23 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

foa is and always will be the Best CK.

This has been true ever since eestlinc retired. Go foa!
06-23-2012, 02:23 AM
Freya

Pike win. She's sweeping them!
06-23-2012, 02:24 AM
KentaRawr!

I voted for FoA, but even I know Pike's going to win. :P
06-23-2012, 02:26 AM
Freya

FoA 2012
06-23-2012, 02:26 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

5. Best Cid's Knight
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Shiny..................................3
Wolf Kanno.............................4

So that leaves fire_of_avalon vs Pike…

fire_of_avalon........................13
Pike..................................17

And the Ciddie goes to…

Pike!
Typical staff trick: get the excited young fresh blood to do everything so the rest of you guys don't have to. :p Congratulations to Pike!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 02:26 AM
KentaRawr!

Knew it!
06-23-2012, 02:27 AM
Pike

BUT THIS IS WRONG BECAUSE I AM NOT A BETTER CK THAN FOA!

But thanks anyway guys :)
06-23-2012, 02:27 AM
Jiro

http://www.hvacinstaller.com/wp-cont...0/12/broom.jpg
06-23-2012, 02:27 AM
Sephex

Wow! Congrats Pike AGAIN!
06-23-2012, 02:28 AM
Carl the Llama

How many awards is that now Pike? lol.
06-23-2012, 02:28 AM
Freya

FoA winter 2012!

Congrats pike!
06-23-2012, 02:28 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

4. Best Admin
Nomination leader(s): N/A

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Del Murder
Loony BoB
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Shlup
Psychotic
06-23-2012, 02:29 AM
dandy da oak

This is the Pike & Jiro show, isn't it? Congrats again!
06-23-2012, 02:29 AM
KentaRawr!

In #chat everyone wanted to talk about gigantic nipples more than they wanted to talk about Pike's amazing victory.

What is WRONG with us?
06-23-2012, 02:29 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

How many awards is that now Pike? lol.

I've lost count...
06-23-2012, 02:29 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandy da oak

This is the Pike & Jiro show, isn't it? Congrats again!

Mostly the Pike show buddy xDDD
06-23-2012, 02:30 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Sometimes, there is no good, just a lesser evil. Such is the case when we’re forced to decide who among the Shinra is the least repugnant to fun, freedom, and hygiene. The latter criterion is why Shlup never wins.

Del Murder: For years now, Del Murder’s main roles as admin have been to occasionally entertain us with one-liners and to post in Feedback threads that he is letting Rantzien know of the problem. He also is the best staff member for pranks and hijinks, but none in the last six months (that I’m aware of…).

Loony BoB: The former heart and soul of EoFF, Daniel has recently taken to doing nothing but stroking his piece of wood and staring at his hair collection. It’s quite sad.

Rantz: The only admin who seems to do anything productive on the forums, Rantz has single-handedly kept EoFF from collapsing due to glitches, server errors, and horrendous load times.

Shlup: hahahahahahaha

Psychotic: The second-account banning, Del Murder-mocking machine. He’s probably been very busy since PG’s banning.

Who will win?
06-23-2012, 02:30 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by KentaRawr!

In #chat everyone wanted to talk about gigantic nipples more than they wanted to talk about Pike's amazing victory.

What is WRONG with us?

Welcome to #eoff!
06-23-2012, 02:31 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Shlup: hahahahahahaha

:love: :save: :hux:

Congrats Pike and GO PAUW!
06-23-2012, 02:31 AM
dandy da oak

But you do all the speeches!
06-23-2012, 02:33 AM
Pike

Ahahaha great speech Raist
06-23-2012, 02:33 AM
Jiro

Bring on the Walrus
06-23-2012, 02:33 AM
Hollycat

Proot, looks like you are about to be someones crabs.
06-23-2012, 02:34 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

4. Best Admin
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................3
Shlup..................................3
Loony BoB..............................9

So that leaves Del Murder vs. Psychotic…

Psychotic.............................10
Del Murder............................11

And the Ciddie goes to…

Del Murder!
Second Best Member? Not the Second Best Admin. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...oter_small.jpg
06-23-2012, 02:34 AM
Jiro

HERE WE ARE GOING FRIENDS ON THIS MAGICAL JOURNEY
06-23-2012, 02:34 AM
Jiro

smurf you let me down walrus!
06-23-2012, 02:34 AM
KentaRawr!

Woah that's a pretty funny speech y'got there

It'd be a shame if anything happened to it

ssssssss...BOOM
06-23-2012, 02:35 AM
Sephex

Congrats, Del Murder! I think I predicted this one correctly!
06-23-2012, 02:35 AM
Pike

Grats Murd! :love:
06-23-2012, 02:35 AM
Del Murder

Damn straight. I'd like to thank my faithful followers who continue to make this possible even though Rantz does twice as much work and Psy is twice as popular.
06-23-2012, 02:35 AM
KentaRawr!

Oh hey Del won

Looks like you didn't need my vote after all :P
06-23-2012, 02:36 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

3. Best Female
Nomination leader(s): Pike and fire_of_avalon (tied)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Shlup
Shorty
Pike
fire_of_avalon
Freya
Jessweeee♪
06-23-2012, 02:36 AM
Sephex

YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY BUT PIKE MIGHT WIN
06-23-2012, 02:37 AM
dandy da oak

Well done Mr Murder!
06-23-2012, 02:37 AM
KentaRawr!

I honestly don't know who's going to win this.
06-23-2012, 02:37 AM
Jiro

PIKE MIGHT WIN MAYBE ARE ALL THE RINGS OF SATURN ALIGNED?
06-23-2012, 02:37 AM
dandy da oak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY BUT PIKE MIGHT WIN

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...e57258202f.png
06-23-2012, 02:37 AM
Jiro

foa plz
06-23-2012, 02:38 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

As we come to the award for best female I hear many of you saying "Who cares!?"
Well every year, the staff throw this award ceremony for the members called The Spring ~~fling~~ Ciddies. And whomsoever is elected best male and female automatically becomes head of the Eoff Bragging Committee. And since I am an active member of the Eoff Bragging Committee, I would say, yeah, I care!

We have a wide range of nominees this year who like to hang around The Girly Forum, but they have verys strict rules as to who can post with them, like if one of them were wearing jeans today, they'd have to hang out at Relm's Studio. On Wednesdays they use Fluffy Puff.

And finally, the nominees for Best Female are as follows:

Shlup (She's the Queen Bee, though I think people are only voting for her because she was hit by a bus)

Shorty (I think she has ESPN or something, her breasts can always tell when it's raining. One time she asked me how to spell "orange")

Pike (She knows everything about everyone. That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets. Im sure she wanted to wear the super fetch pair of hoop earing she has but Shlup wont let her)

fire_of_avalon (She's a pusher. I bet she sells drugs on the side, I heard she works three jobs)

Freya (She convinced Jessweeee♪ to mess up Shlups life and make her rub foot cream on her face. Maybe its because she has a big lesbian crush on her)

Jessweeee♪ (Wait that wasnt part of the plan, someone actually nominated her? Lets hope she can finish up her Mathletes tournament in time to attend the Ciddies!)
06-23-2012, 02:38 AM
Slothy

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Originally Posted by Pike

I'm so glad that I'm known for things besides Civ IV and SMAC. Yep.

I realize I'm a bit late (just getting caught up) but you also look badass with an AK and wrote that book I bought and still haven't read.
06-23-2012, 02:38 AM
Jiro

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Originally Posted by dandy da oak

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Originally Posted by Sephex

YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY BUT PIKE MIGHT WIN

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ahahahah yay more image macros!
06-23-2012, 02:39 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

I'm so glad that I'm known for things besides Civ IV and SMAC. Yep.

I realize I'm a bit late (just getting caught up) but you also look badass with an AK and wrote that book I bought and still haven't read.

Awww well thanks! <3
06-23-2012, 02:40 AM
Jiro

Shorty wants to know how to spell orange 'cause she wants to get a new hair colour!?!?!?!!?1

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