Best Oldbie

You bitter, crusty, jaded sons of bitches. Get down off your high horses and stand around in the filth and the muck that you think you can just chuck at the rest of us. What, you think because you been here for smurfing forever that it makes you better than the rest of us? No, it just means you are really socially retarded smurfnerds who have nothing better to do with their time then post inane bulltit on a forum dedicated to a game series that has been dying for half the time you've been here. This is should be named the Saddest, Loneliest Basement Dwellers Award because you guys really need to get out there and catch some smurfing sunlight.

Take your "Golden Age" of EoFF and shove it up your asses too. I wish I had that smurfing image so I could show you just how stupid you really smurfing are. EoFF is always in its golden age; conversely, it's been a pile of tit since it started. We're only as good as our members and if you're going to get a giant smurfing Iceglow-sized ego then we should just ban you now and hope it's not too late for you to get some psychiatric help. I can recommend a few places actually. But no, I'm not "prestigious" enough to talk to you smurfers. Bet you even have me on ignore too, so I'm basically just ranting at the people who understand and agree. That just makes me look like one of those idiots you see who has clearly lost it in the shopping mall and is just yelling to himself. Oh great. Way to smurfing go guys, now I look like a smurfing idiot.

Wait my join date is in 04 so technically I'm one of you guys as well. Well. smurf. This is awkward.