I agree with Quin, so that's two votes for ford, one vote for caulk, and two votes for hat.
Edit: Is that three for hat?
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I agree with Quin, so that's two votes for ford, one vote for caulk, and two votes for hat.
Edit: Is that three for hat?
I think Jiro's answer counts as one for hat and one for ford.
Let's do both!
Proof that it's a perfect match:
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This river crossing just became badass.
If that poison gets me, I want to be buried here on the banks of the Laramie River, the site where we were joined by an angelic apparition of Indy.
I hate snakes!
So what happened next? Was the angelic Ford able to help our heroes across the river?
...
...
...Jiro's snake was apparently on board.
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Well, damn. Fortunately no one was hurt, although Indy was nowhere to be seen after that.
And as if to add insult to injury, we're now at ANOTHER river, which just so happens to be the exact same sort as the last one. Do we want to attempt to invoke the blessing of Ford again?
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Caulk that wagon like it's its wedding night!
Cock it like a ... somthing funny.
Let's just caulk it. Nothing can go wrong when you get your caulk on.
Caulking went well. Our group seems to like the caulk.
Anyways we went on our merry little way without incident for a while and now we've found another river. Shall we ride the caulk again?
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Sweetwater? GET IN THERE. JUST SWIM. IT'S OKAY, IT'S DELICIOUS.
Don't listen to Dakoda, he wants you to drown.
ford
Another successful river crossing! :)
Unfortunately we've got a little surprise on the other side. :monster:
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Use Hypo as a bridge.
Use item Tifa's Boobs to motorboat across.
You know. Because you can do that on sand.
Wait for conditions to improve.
Put the weakest animal up front. Only the strong shall survive!
continue as usual, quicksand is bullsalmon.
I agree with Jiro.
No one died in the quicksand! Must be that Aussie know-how.
But then OH GOD GIANT GRASSHOPPERS EVERYWHERE D:
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Haha, that's great! I bet HC is the one in the dress being a puss.
There's no option to use a flyswatter against them? :(
If you wait they'll likely eat all your supplies and you!
They're only grasshoppers. Harness them and fly toward Oregon!
Guys there was something seriously wrong with those grashoppers.
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TWO of us have colds now.
What do? :eek:
We look eerily similar. Just continue as usual. Man flu won't keep either of us down.
Where's the option to Man the Hell Up?
That's the "ingest vinegar" option.
Increase fluid intake for me. Abandon, he's a lost cause tp JIRO
goddamn jiro's a smurfing puss
We have decided to man up and continue as usual. Time to put you guys to the test.
In the meantime, here's an "extremely treacherous" river.
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Gotta caulk this one baby.
Ford this thing like it's June 16, 1903.
We forded the river uneventfully and continued on for quite some time before reaching... another river!
I think we're getting close to the end, guys! :excited:
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This is the most exciting game I've ever played.
It's called Raft River, so that means we should caulk and turn our wagons into a raft. Right?
WRONG
We ford it because gosh darn this game is trying to trick us.
RIVERSQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
RIVERS EVERYWHERE
Ford.
waterski
Waterskiing sounds like a great idea. We can do that, right?
Waterskiing? Sure, why not.
I don't think the oxen were impressed with that plan, though.
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Pathetic animals! Doubleteam them and let's show some hustle baby!
Spit roast them.
GUYS WE ARE ALMOST THERE
ARE WE SERIOUSLY GOING TO LET A BUNCH OF ROCKS STOP US? :mad2:
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Try to clear the path.
Wait for conditions to improve. Like, a tectonic shift or something. :greenie:
Ask the rocks for advice.
Continue on!
Move those smurfing rocks out of my way. I've caught the flu twice and been smurfing bitten by a snake, I'm not letting some smurfing rocks stop me.
Apparently our team is made up of wusses because we failed to move the rocks and we had to wait for another team to clear them for us :zombert:
Anyways then we continued onward and YOU GUYS WE ARE ALMOST THERE, THIS IS ONE OF THE LAST RIVERS TO CROSS, LET'S NOT MESS THIS ONE UP
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3 and 1/2 oh god why couldn't it be 3 ft or 4 ft I would know what to do then
lets just ford it
if we sink then that other team can save us I guess
give them a higher score
My apologies that I'm so far behind on this. I was busy at work and then I conveniently lost internet access. I'll update this as soon as my internet comes back. (I think Jiro is the only one who is really left in this thread, anyway.)
I'm still watching this with great enthusiasm, Pike. Keep on chugging, girl!
Aww thanks Quin :aimkiss:
Okay guys, okay we're going to ford the river
Blame Jiro if this all goes to hell
...
...
WE SUCCESSFULLY MADE IT ACROSS
OH GOD WE'RE LIKE TWO DAYS AWAY FROM OREGON
BUT WHAT, WHAT JUST HAPPENED
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Someone needs to die. :colbert:
Continue onwards.
This is fun to watch. I have my popcorn ready.
Just put him in the smurfing wagon and keep going gosh why is this even an event :confused:
Shoot him in the face before he turns zombie.