Where does a general keep his armies?

Lol, you're not supposed to have both tags be end tags.

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Originally Posted by DK

also, this

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Please... why would do this to me? Why would God allow you to do this to me?

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I am dumber for reading these.

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Agreed.

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Originally Posted by Tavaryn

Q: What's the difference between an orange?
A: (SPOILER)And the other one doesn't!

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Oh! I get it! You're missing 5/8 of your brain! :drool::face:

I was so happy when I saw this thread had made a come back :love:

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

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Originally Posted by Tavaryn

Q: What's the difference between an orange?
A: (SPOILER)And the other one doesn't!

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Oh! I get it! You're missing 5/8 of your brain! :drool:

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It's similar to this one:
How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?
(SPOILER)Fish.

It's not a pun, it's a non sequitur.

Nerd

Dren

Now Jiro, that's just what, irony?

Can somebody hand me some dry ice because that burn wasn't very good.

A fire recently broke out in Seaworld, killing a man trapped within one of the buildings. Local police are treating the death as suspicious. The origin of the blaze is yet to be confirmed. An aerosol deoderant can was found along with a lighter close to the source of the fire and there was heavy damage caused by highly flammable gases and liquids which are used for the dental care of the theme park's animals. CCTV footage also shows that a performer known for fire juggling whilst standing on the backs of animals within the park was practicing his performance there on that night and has been taken for questioning.

Police spokesperson Wesly released a statement advising "All we can say for now is that this fire was either Axe or dental or done on porpoise".

I'm here all night, folks!

80% of English people didn't get it.

This one is so lame it almost becomes funny for that reason.

"How do you get an elephant inside a fridge?"
"You open the fridge, put the elephant in there and close it."

Daniel, I have never in my life seen a more forced, tortured, pathetic excuse for a joke. You deserve to suffer as you have made my brain suffer.

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Originally Posted by Tavaryn

Q: What's the difference between an orange?
A: (SPOILER)And the other one doesn't!

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Oh! I get it! You're missing 5/8 of your brain! :drool::face:

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Zing. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Daniel, I have never in my life seen a more forced, tortured, pathetic excuse for a joke.

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This is just how a good pun should be, so I am happy. :aimsun:

I don't know whether to clap or hit you in the face Daniel. I'm so confused.

1 month is short enough to revive this, I think...

From Impossible Quiz 2!!!

What do you need to build a green house?
(SPOILER)Paint

When is a door not a door?
(SPOILER)When it's a jar