I also steal sammiches from people.
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I also steal sammiches from people.
..... Well, smurf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beowulf
Sorry. I know. I'm a bad person now :(
I can be so misanthropic sometimes that it's almost painful. I'm surprised it hasn't manifested a physical form by now.
Occasionally, I speak in a self-deprecating manner which condenses the oxygen in a room and leaves people unable to speak... 'cause they can't breathe.
I destroy everything I touch
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
smurf you. That's sick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman
The world is sick.
Get over it.
One time this girl asked me if she was fat and I said yes.
She was very obese.
Sometimes I don't visit my favorite forum for months on end.
Which forum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Spanish Donkey penis appreciation forum?
i need to be not drunk anymore. Please can someone move this post to the drunk thread... or the perma-banned thread?
Damn you I told you that in confidence! :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by BubbaforeverWhich forum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Spanish Donkey penis appreciation forum?
i need to be not drunk anymore. Please can someone move this post to the drunk thread... or the perma-banned thread?
Don't worry...
Your secret is safe with everyone on the planet who has access to the Internet.
I feel better with that knowledge, you are forgiven.