I am a smurfing awful human being.

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

I feel better with that knowledge, you are forgiven.

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I don't want your forgiveness. I want your family as my slaves.

Impossible, they are already owned. By me.

Slave family... hmmm.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

One time this girl asked me if she was fat and I said yes.

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I have done this. But there's nothing wrong with being honest. She asked me if her dress made her look fat and I said "no, your FAT makes you look fat." She looked heartbroken. But she was probably somewhere between 7-9 on the so-obese-you-can-barely-stand-on-this scale so she probably shouldn't have asked in the first place.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

One time this girl asked me if she was fat and I said yes.

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I do this to my little sister (who is not fat).

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Originally Posted by AmariaSama

WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

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Don't ever touch me.

I've stopped saying "God bless you" whenever my dad sneezes. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

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Originally Posted by AmariaSama

WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

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Don't ever touch me.

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Why nots? Don't you wanna die? :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by AmariaSama

Why nots? Don't you wanna die? :bigsmile:

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Not... not just yet. And not like that :erm:

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

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Originally Posted by AmariaSama

Why nots? Don't you wanna die? :bigsmile:

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Not... not just yet. And not like that :erm:

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Oh.... Well uh.... Okay then. < . <