3 pitchers later and yeah.... Pretty smurfing drunk o.o
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3 pitchers later and yeah.... Pretty smurfing drunk o.o
jellybeans ;-;
Shoulda just done shots. Eff the rest. Woulda saved you some dinero.
Damn. I want a margarita now
looks like i found the right thread for me! :D
im having a nice 8 year old single malt right now. :D
I got trouthoused on PBR and fireball last night; i'm done drinking for the week.
I ate some pretty bad food tonight but it came with free alcohol so, you know, priorities.
PBR sounds awful, but fireball not so much. I could drink that every night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
PBR? As in Pabst? Lol my dad & I were talking about that.. He said back in the day, the factory kept coolers & cases of it in the break rooms for the drivers picking up loads of it. Ha. He was in shock when I told him they still make it.
I have virtually never had alcohol
i also have never gotten drunk
in fact i've virtually had no drugs at all but caffeine
that i know of
medication is another thing
i think probably they're one and the same
I love painkillers. Yeah buddy. Gimme a yellow percocet 10 and my back stops hurting and I actually feel like being productive.
wow what happened to the rampant alcoholism that used to occur all the time here
let's drink
viva le rampant alcoholism!
My ballsack kind of itches.
OH **** MY HIPSTER JUICE SPILLED
http://vimeo.com/24802258
Jack is only $25 effing dollars for a 5th here in TexarHellKana. It's like $30 - $40 in Tennessee and I live like an hour north of the f**king distillery!
This is pure blasphemy, I say. These people don't deserve Jack @ $25 a bottle.
I haven't been drunk in a long time.
However, I'm currently feeling quite pleasantly buzzed and shiz. :3
This may become my favorite thread to read.
this is definitely the best thread, even when it's not activeQuote:
Originally Posted by ThornQueen
Tonight my friend Tom is coming round for dinner...
Tom Collins >:3
I just mixed a Mike's Hard Lemonade freezer pack with about a hlf a glass of vodka...
by the gods... so drunk. :love:
I'm trashed. Completely .. I'm getting my mom drunk now. Winning!!!!
Also.. we'z goin home with a cat? Wtf?
Angry Orrrchard
Angry Birds!!
I just had some Stone RuinTen IPA. Hard to find, hard to drink. It's a sipper. Had to tackle in it two attempts since it only comes in 22oz. Still got tipsy both times.
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty
Little ball of fur...
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty
purr purr purr.
Why the hell are we taking a cat home? This isn't normal.
EDIT:
IT SHALL BE NAMED...
CAIT SITH.
Yeahhhh boy!
(how the hell do you pronounce that anyway? Like it's spelled?)
Kate Sith.
what's happening, I don't understand
I HAVE A CAT DAMNIT.
That's what's happening. And now we have to go get a mothereffing pet carrier and shhhhhh to take it home in in the morning.
It is now impossible for me to be ashamed of my drinking habit; I have never been so drunk I brought home a slag , leave alone a pet.
Lmao I questioned his sobriety and sanity all night.
And then he Cee Lo Greened that beesh and she rode either in his lap or on the console the entire way home. Totes ridic. There's cat hair everywhere.
I still question whether this was a good idea or not. Idk if she even knows what a litter box is.
Where were we Noxious?
Ah right;
"And Jesus turned water into wine. And a righteous party ensued, bringing love and rock and roll to Jews and Gentiles alike."
But then those other dudes that were total fun suckers got all pissy 'cuz Jesus was doing magic tricks and ish so they offed him. And thus, the wine was wasted and Jesus cried for the major abuse of alcohol that had been done.
Aye, and God caused an earthquake to get rid of all the sober people.
And then that other dude parted the Red Sea and God said "Good Job" and rewarded them with more alcohol and the knowledge of how to make stronger spirits.
God was clearly Catholic.
Aye, that's the spirit.
Hah, kneeslapper. Talking about alcohol, using the word 'spirit'. Bwahaha. :love:
Hurdy hurdy hurdy. Jew make me giggle. xD
Ah good then it had the desired effect.
Will uses Drunken Hilarity.
It's super effective!
Sober Sally said, "Know what fixes almost every problem?" and I said "ALcohol?" and he said "No. Fire."
WTH? Fire is very destructive and violent. I like being drunk & happy. ...
I'm with you, I'll take drunk n' happy any day over firebug and felony.
:kakapo:
No mas Sober Sallies.
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Omfg I'm wearing that shirt.
That's -hilarious- ..
Yes. This is the Messiah of Alcohol. mmhhhhhmmm
I am toasted like a wedding speech right now.
Welcome to the club. xD I'm working on it.
Yeah. I slept like not at all last night -again- and so I was still trashed when I made the bf get up at 6 a.m. to go to WalMart to get the cat's stuff. So I did what the Irish do.. I drank more. And then I shoved a bunch of beer in my purse and drank the entire way home. And then got more beer.
I love being Irish.
I had a glass of champagne today. =)
You rebel, you.
EDIT:
Whoever the hell came up with these flavors of vodka should be shot:
Cake, Caramel, Buttered Popcorn, PEACH, Strawberry
and pretty much any other flavor.
That's just nasty.
After a day of attempting to cull my belongings in preparation for a move, I cracked open a bottle of wine that one of my writer friends gave me, and after a couple of glasses steeled myself for an email and a piece of paper that could have been brutal but were actually quite lovely. Now I'm going to write a postcard, but I'm at the point of inebriation where I think it's my life's mission to impersonate Fran Healy :roll2
Gin!
Gin.... I've never had it, not sure I'd like it.
GOD. Effing Evan Williams. Gag me with a spoon.
I'll get drunk on Somersby tonight
I drank jack and coke out of an emptied out ice tea bottle like a smurfing 16 year old last night.
(SPOILER)https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...%2000%20PM.png
That is just a small taste of the troutty spelling that my poor beloved had to deal with >_<
Ninkasi IPA. :)
IPA is good trout.
The horrible music mixed with the boring depictions of icey landscapes makes for a dull video. Vimeo Staff Picks are usually better than this. What gives?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
I hate trying to drunk text. But then again, I've gotten really good at it, so.. It's not that big a deal. I just get all "I love you so much!" on people. Usually My Friend Pablo cuz he's not a very affectionate person and I think it's 'cuz he doesn't hear "I love you" enough. And he's borderline Raj Koothrapali. -Can't- talk to girls unless he's drunk or tipsy.
Do your pals like you more when you're drunk or not drunk? I only ask because my closest friends tend to prefer me sober while the others all tend to prefer me drunk and I find that peculiar.
I'm windin' down at the moment. Woo. Better sleep soon.
I like people more when I'm drunk. I don't care if they're drunk or not.
Going out tomorrow with Victor, and I might try some beer. Haven't decided yet.
You haven't had beer?
Once, but it was a light beer, so I'm going all out tomorrow!!!
Ew.
Try cider, you might like that.
margaritas at my place tomorrow
Tried Somersby, but I got sick :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Is that the one with the rhino on it?
Try Woodchuck! It's good stuff :love: A bunch of people I know like Angry Orchard, but it can be a liiittle sour for me.
Try Strongbow, and that's not just because they're one of my clients. (Yes it is. Who drinks hard cider?)
Going to go partake in some Stone Enjoy By on draught tonight.
Girls and gay men.Quote:
Originally Posted by comma
Funny, I was just out drinking with my girlfriend and her guy friend and he ordered a cider. Two ciders, actually. Is he gay? He has a long-term girlfriend.
What kind of cider was he drinking?
Strongbow is vile. Try Fox Barrel, Spire, Tieton Cider Works or Bellewood Acres. Even Angry Orchard is better than Strongbow.
Currently drinking Red Hook Wise Cracker Wit.
Getting drunk Irish style with some Killians.
The only cider they had on draught at this place was McKenzie's. The place is Beer Authority, by the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
They ran out of Enjoy By. I had some Green Flash Palate Wrecker, Duvel, and Chimay White. Never again on the last two.
so smurfing hard to play tekken on these sausage-finger ass xbox controllers
I'm drunk tryiong to foreg my problems cause im asf and patheic. i'm trying real hard to be a more active member of this form onsteal of just lurking. you guys ar egood peple.
< No longer drunk, but still awake.
Gin.
Seeing you on chat drunk, I'm not sure whether I prefer you drunk or not. Either way, a Happy BoB is a happy chat, as evidenced earlier today when you were inexorably happy! :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I've never been drunk, nor do I intend to, so I guess I couldn't answer that. I suppose my friends would like to see me drunk just so they could go "Oh my god, JORDAN is drunk? I thought I'd never see the day!"
Cayman Jack Margarita and soon it shall be a frozen Mike's and Vodka slushie.
Don't you smurfing judge me, that trout's good. :smug:
I worked eleven hours today and made bank.
double Jameson, one shot glass of water, four limes. yeah buddy.
I'm going to drink tonight because it is Freya's birthday. Well not because it's Freya's birthday... It's more like I feel better having the excuse.
I'm drinking 'cuz the Boyfriend wanted beer and so I can't just let him drink -alone- now can I?
On the other hand, this is the first time I've drank on a week night in awhile.
I had a $10 open bar and I'm still drunk. I licked my best friend's face too. smurf.
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Sadly, we're broke. Until tomorrow.
Been a while since I been up in this thread but had a pretty classy night on friday so I have decided to post about it.
Last week I was feeling kind of depressed and couldn't work out why but then I realised that it had been about 5 months since I was last properly drunk after getting regularly wasted every saturday so I resolved to get utterly monged in the near future. I invited a bunch of random people out and ended up having the most randomly insane party of people I've been out with in a while, cockney J was there naturally, also my friend Makoto-Chan who is some random 45 year old man who is my mongolian brother and an utter legend who kind of looks like a japanese version of Craig Charles. I met him about a week after I got here and he is good people. Then I invited a guy called Shinji out, who I met once when I was on holiday here three years ago and then added on facebook and did not really do much other than randomly like each others posts for ages, and who was actually living in Canada up until about two weeks ago when he came back so I thought it would be a good time to get him out. Also there was a girl I work with called Ayano who is probably the best friend I've made over here so far and we've been out a few times so I had to invite her. She brought a friend with her called Arisa who is currently on a break from studying at a university in filthy London who was also quite pretty. Then finally was another girl I work with called Megumi who is pretty cool and also her last name is Uematsu so she's automatically a hero in my book. Anyway barring me and J most of these people were meeting for the first time or second time at best so that was pretty amusing.
I decided to go to a bar owned by a friend I met who lives at the same place I live called Hiromi who is half Japanese, half Italian, in a pretty sweet place called Shiodome. He could not come until late in the evening though. It was the first time for everyone to go to shiodome and none of these Japanese people were actually born in Tokyo so we all got colossally lost and Ayano turned up an hour and 15 minutes late which was good because it meant I could shout at her about how Japanese people are supposed to be punctual and that she is a disgrace to her nation. So far we all just kind of drank and talked bulltrout, told stories and generally had a good time. It got kind of late and the girls decided they were gonna leave to go catch the last train (Ayano lives quite far out from central Tokyo) so that just left the guys. This is where things started to get comical. I should note that by this point I had not eaten anything since around noon and was on my 10th beer or so, so I was already quite happy.
First at around 11:45 Hiromi turned up at the bar finally, and with him was his 2 month old Son, Leon. Apparently his wife usually looks after the kid when he's at work but she was busy so he just said smurf it and brought him with him. Leon is a badman of the highest order, as soon as he saw us he was all smiles and just generally a dude of godlike proportions. Everyone in the bar was pretty much fawning over him because smurf yes. Then, J, Shinji and Makoto all had to go get the trains home, but for me Shiodome is not so far from my place so I decided to stay and drink more and this is when things got really D-on-a-night-out random.
First of all I moved over and sat at the bar and ended up sitting next to some random half-jap half-german guy called Max and started spouting utter bollocks at him about Germany as if I actually knew what I was talking about when really I was just drunkenly rambling about Jurgen Klinsmann's knees. Then Hiromi introduced me to some other guy called...something I can't remember? Whoever. But he was Japanese born and raised in Hawaii so I immediately started asking him if he got into street fights because BJ Penn taught me that hawaiians are all insane. I vaguely remember him looking quite disturbed. Then, after that, I turned around and saw that like some woman who was there was walking around with Leon. When she came close I was all "HEYYY LEON BAMBINO" because I'm British and therefore naturally predisposed to condescendingly use the 3 or 4 words of the languages of inferior european countries that I know when I encounter their people. I was giving him the whole baby talk (but drunkenly, so probably just slurring, I don't remember) and stuff, when the woman said something to me in Japanese. Not having any clue what she said I just replied with "Yes!", which she responded to by promptly depositing Leon in my lap and buggering off somewhere. This was at about 1 AM. So then for maybe half an hour I was sitting there happy as larry just chilling with Leon and talking utter shiet to him about how he has to wait for a few years before he can imbibe any of the sweet alcohol he can see, or something like that, I can't really remember what I was saying, just that everyone at the bar and behind it were laughing at whatever advice I was giving him.
At this point I really needed a piss so I gave Leon to his Dad and went off to do that. When I came back Max had left the bar and now I was sitting next to some random woman who kept looking at me and smiling every time I turned around to see what was going on so I started mumbling some inane bollocks to her, luckily she could speak English so she could half understand the words that came out coherantly. I don't really remember what I was talking to her about, only that it must have been good because when I woke up the next morning and went on Line to send a message to Ayano I noticed that some random strange woman was now on my contacts list and was entirely confused for about 15 seconds until I remembered her from the bar. Anyway at about 3 A.M me and Hiromi got a taxi back to our place, I passed out for 5 hours then woke up and went to work compeltely mashed off my tits and quietly developed a monsterous hangover which almost resulted in me violently puking all over my first student of the day. I made it through the day without doing that, though, thankfully.
anyway, in all, a successful night one feels.
Oddly I didn't come to this thread during my drunkeness. :p
I didn't either last night. But, I was too busy trying to force my BF into watching Nashville 'cuz.. I'm kind of addicted to the show now.
I should just never leave this thread.
looolllzzzz Right?
rob and i are drunk
yeah
I am in the same vodkas
whipped cream vodka and regular vodka yay
I hope your vodka is pro-Snowden and pro-homosexuality
Judgment day is here again
Sweetly she draws me into her arms
A liquid embrace to chase the day away.
Sedate Numb Deaf and Dumb
Stumbling into solitude.
A clouded judgment day is fueled.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
So sweetly she sucks away at my time
So sweetly she draws me nigh
Closer and closer towards never ending sleep
Spin the bottle
Kiss only the bottle.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
Slips a ring of needles around your arm in an engagement
Eternal engagement
Never consummated.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
Destroyer of senses.
So take as needed for the pain
Another gray morning dawns across an ashen sky.
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again and again.
Take me under your black wings.
Jacked up on the taste of self-destruction.
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall
edczxcvbnm
edczxcvbnm, another friend, and I are streaming Mario Party. Come join us!
ughughughugh ui feel drunk
time to go post in eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeo
So is it safe to assume that jacked out of your mind on painkiller postings are appropriate for the drunk thread? Because we went out to a fancy restaurant for dessert tonight. Like. Just dessert. And a lot of things I said then and say now are making no sense at all because this prescription is legit. And I swore off this trout years ago but you know how it goes. Kinda hard to work 89327547826 hour shifts on your feet when you can actually feel the throbbing in your leg
also hell yes Sephex with more Mario Party streams
This trout is about to be funnier than it's ever been.
give me all of them right now, LC. This is for your own good.
I'm still drunk. like majorly. And I spent the majority of my night debating with someone over the fact that I -don't- actually want him. He has a really big ego and it needs to be deflated. Made for fun convo though. I spent the other portion of my night talking in a southern accent and My Friend Pobz kept laughing at me and I just couldn't stop myself from doing it. It got aggravating after awhile.
Oh. And then the bf and I got into it (again). I want to knock his head off.
Going out tonight with Victor and his sisters, and i'm getting drunk on Tempts :hyper:
http://www.zoommagazine.dk/img/artik...-bitch1243.jpg
Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.
I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.
For some reason, I am dehydrated and my stomach feels like set of ping bong balls dancing around a Christmas tree.
DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT ROB AND I AREQuote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
If I do, I won't be hanging around my laptop because I will be at a small gathering later after work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsDO IT AGAIN TONIGHT ROB AND I AREQuote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
You don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
whipped cream vodka. yuuuuuuck.
hey Sam. Go try the buttered popcorn flavor and let me know how it tastes.
I'm a woman, it's okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I bet it tastes like butter beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
Whip cream vodka is never okay.
Except it's amazing and it makes an otherwise disgusting alcohol delicious.
Wtf is whoop cream.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
No Sam. This is wrong.
Although.... Strawberry vodka and Sprite tastes like a cherry limeade.
Flavored vodka is a thing of the devil.
Excuses are like assholes: Everybody's got them and they all stink. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI'm a woman, it's okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Flavored vodka is never acceptable. If you're too cheap to buy good vodka, just mix it with juice (the only appropriate addition to good vodka is tonic).
Tomato Juice. SPICY tomato juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
My dad recently did this thing where he mixed vodka up with a whole bunch of raspberries and stuff
Then he kept telling me that IT'S HIS and I'd BETTER NOT DRINK IT cause apparently he thinks I'm an alcoholic or something I dunno
No, that's not it. He just worked hard on those vodka raspberries, damn it, and he'd like to enjoy them himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I haven't been legit drunk in ages. ;o
My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say
I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way
What're you doing in my basement? Get outta here!
...
GET OUTTA HERE!!!
Meatball dayyyyyyyyy!
I had some high-alcohol-percentage beers.
Yesterday was sooo much fun! Today, less so. I spent $80 on shots and drinks.
Cheap white zinfandel tonight. Doesn't taste too bad and it's doing its job. :D ... time to play games drunk right now, though.
Last night was the worst (and best) drinking binge ever. Had seven Vodka shots and lots of beer. Victor's mom had to come and pick us up, as I couldn't even stand on my legs. It was so embarrassing. I've never been that drunk before. :( Apparently, I become sad, tired, and even hornier, when I get that drunk.
:barf:
WHAT. The most I've ever spent was my third (and so far final) bar trip with friends. I spent ooo, around £15-£20, tops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Girls don't pay for drinks :love:
I'm forgetting that I bought two of my female friends drinks as well. So that bill rose to like £30.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Sarah and Jordan, save me. I still feel like I'm being swallowed by a black hole. ><
Bread and water, bread and water, man! Always, all the time!
Never been drunk, ergo I've never had a hangover. I can't really help you with that one Reno!
Old guy challenged me to untie and retie my bow tie. It's not like it's hard, it's damn near the same knot you use to tie your shoes.
Hell yes I can do it drunk.
Wearing a bow tie in 2013 draws more attention than one would think. I've only even got two Doctor Who references out of it, and I regretted not doing the Pandorica speech both times.
And the guy who looks like BRIAN BLESSED just broke the jukebox to stop the Sinatra music I just paid for
I'm on my way to being jacked off.....
Woohoo!
...Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
You know, I'm just not going to go there tonight. :p
blue moon. Lots and lots of blue moon.
Figure, tomorrow (well in 20 minutes) it's my birthday. SO lets start drinking now! By now I mean a little while ago...
Unreasonably angry and drunk. **** off.
No, Sephex! We just want to love you!
I am a little boozy.
No one loves me!! GRR!! I ANGRY!!!!
WRONG
I've had about 6 Angry Orchards and I feel nothing.
As in
I'm not even slightly drunk.
Girrrrl I'm drinking Hornsby's! HIGH FIVE FOR CIDER
The reason I am so drunk is that a friend brought over some Scottish rum that was mostly alcohol. Had several shots. Confrontational Justin is out now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Holy ****, I am so unreasonably angry right now. Like, to the point where I want to beat the **** out of someone for no reason other than the fact that I believe most people aren't really worth anything.
I had a terrible incident once..i went to a pub with couple of my friends to have some drinks. This friend of mine started experimenting with the drinks and made some sort of weird cocktail and there it was after drinking it..we all started puking and the manger charged us double the bill. That was the last i had drinks..
I fell asleep 30 minutes before the early access of 14.
And then the bf hogged it alllllll morning.
When I got him off , the NA/EU servers were unavailable.
I made him buy a big bottle of whiskey .
Hopefully I'll be drunk soon.
*Faints*Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
Oh Formy.............
Why.?
Why!?
I have my girlfriend over. I got new furniture to chill on. I am enjoying the new NIN album that shipped to my place today. I am drinking. Life is good.
Why the smurf is being drunk and alone ever a good idea? Who let me do this?
Being drunk is always a good idea.
I'm quite angry. Dude came back and got his beer pong table and cups and stuff after saying he was bringing people over to hang out with us.
actually I'm not. I've been playing with the tattoo gun on practice skins and it's very fun. I can even do a straight line now!
I've never been drunk before, guys.
*shrugs*
Then why are you here? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
so this happened, courtesy of angry orchard and sailor jerry'n'coke
best post eoy ciddies 2013
Great performance! I especially liked how you guys managed to jerk around like a robot!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Ahahaha. I like how you left his high five at the end hanging.
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...psca307248.jpg
Drinking this right now. Calling it both Mermaid Beer and Shorty Beer.
Her hair frightens me. But I am a red-headed mermaid, so :up:
Yeaaahhhhh.... Ok Shorts. We'll go with that *Flips hair in your face* . You can totally be the Flipper to my Ariel, guppy face. XD:love:
Oh sweet sweet Jack & Coke. How I've missed you.
Hey, hey. I have a mermaid beer named after me. What do you have?
Additionally, I have gin and tonic.
I don't get it.
READ THE LABEL YOU PHILISTINE
Pumpkin wheat? What's wrong with that!
edit: I totally read that as "fail is here. hear the yell." and thought rob was complaining about his beer. Don't pay any attention to me.
Nothing at all. We're drinking pumpkin ale because it's autumn, though...
READ MY EDIT YOU PHILISTINE
i can tell that we are gonna be friends
Are you telling Rob to suck your finger...?
that's MY boyfriend, you bitch
the only finger he'll be sucking is mine
As if. Rob and I friendzoned eachother a long time ago. Just like Jack and Meg did.
I KNOW HE SLEPT IN YOUR BED YOU FLOOSY
YEAH
WITH MY DOG
AND ME ABSENT FROM IT
with a dog
listen saruh mickendzzzz
i don't know what kind of kinky trout you're into
but never come nere my boyfriend again
Bestiality huh? Kinky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm not drinking, I'm just posting to voice my complaint that all of the amazing seasonal summer wheat pale craft artisan ale is being phased out. There is no need to put pumpkin in everything just because it's September :mad2:
I wouldn't drink anything with pumpkin added to the mix. Luckily, my favourite local brewer hasn't gone that route to my knowledge.
okay canceling my trip to the east coastQuote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
no wait, just to PA
waow u jrk
also yeah i really don't care for pumpkin stuff. sam really wanted a pumpkin ale though so i was like "ok sure i'll try one"
Me jerk? Calm your lady from getting her feathers in a tizzy!
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE smurf UP AND CALM YOUR trout SARAH
and take her sarah beer away from her while you're at it
i already darank it
yeah she only had one sarah beer
rofl
I didn't know your name is Star Island?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I has beer. And Jack and Coke.
no thanks i have a boyfriendQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
JK rolling on the laughing floor
what rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbors' dog
it fits on your back
it's great for a snack
it's log, log, log!
it's looog, it's looog,
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
it's looog, it's looog,
it's better than bad, it's good!
everyone wants a log
you're gonna love a log
come on and get your log
everyone needs a log
it's log!
NEW! LOG FOR GIRLS!
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It's loooog looooog, it's big it's heavy it's woood! It's log , log! It's better than bad it's good!!!!
Tigg. I love you.
Also, it says "or under the chairs"....
DeeDee! Get out of my laboratory!
Usually the best thing to do is to relax. Take a few shots, have a couple of drinks and run with it for the rest of the night. Never mind the cat meowing in your ear. Basically, you pound drink after drink without really thinking about it. You end up feeling like Mike;s ear from Breaking Bad, but it's all good. I mean, that's the way things roll.
SSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I will pay someone to take my boyfriend away from me for about a month. He's driving me absolutely goddamn insane atm.
BANNED! You are banned! No more drunk YouTube!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
..... I kid. Carrrryyyy Onnnnnnnn
also. I see your boobs hangin' out Sam. I think you might possibly have me beat. -Possibly-
I had some margarita tonight. :D Not very drunk, but whatever.
What did this even descend into?
ps. thought you'd all like to know that last night I had a cider.
But I only drank half of it because after about half I got too bloated.
Just letting you know so you all will know how cool and hip I am.
Girl, Noxy, I have DD cups.
Oh blah. You're 1/2 a cup size bigger than me. lmao
Actually. I very well may be DD too, but I refuse to go up again. I REFUSE.
I knew a chick with E cups. I was like "I would slit my throat if they were that big"
I was drunk on Saturday, but I wasn't that drunk this weekend.
Sam, how did you record that video with a potato?