Originally Posted by
[M] Guan Yu
Well well well! This looks like it is going to be an entertaining day indeed. I fully anticipate I shall be stroking my magnificent beard gleefully during the entire day.
I had been thinking long and hard about how I was going to play this, but seeing as plenty of you seem so intent on making fools of yourselves, I think I shall go big right off the bat!
First of all, I would like to clarify that Lord Lu Meng is indeed correct, the concubine roleclaim was nothing but a joke in order for me to have a little fun with the game. I actually wanted to post it at the end of the first day when all the random roleclaims were happening, but Zhuge Liang closed the thread as I was in the process of writing it. Seemed too much fun to not go with it on day 2, though. There's nothing to that angle.
Secondly, I do find it both amusing and telling that all of you so far attempting to question my credibilty are doing it with extremely select posts and pieces of posts that you can twist to look bad, and totally ignore other, much more informative posts. That being said, suck on this:
I am the cop. Or, if you want the title given to me in my role PM, Scout. I am able to investigate one player each night and get a PM back that says whether they are innocent or guilty. I'm sure you'd all just get very confused and angry if I were to leave it at that, and, seeing as you all so far seem to be so intent on leaving out my own contributions to the game that don't help you paint me as scum, let me give you all a little recap!
First of all, I think you will find that from the moment Zhao Yun claimed cop, I was the only player who consistently refused to even give his idea any sort of credibility. I did not accept the theory that he was an Insane or Paranoid cop. I flat out stated in a later post that he was not any kind of cop. I knew this from the moment he posted his claim because as I have already said, *I* am the cop and my role PM was Scout. Given that all previous revealed roles had a DW flavour, this was pretty much a clear indication that he was not to me.
Want more reasoning? Night 1, I investigated Cao Cao, and he turned up innocent. Go back and check, and you'll note that I was not one of the players who decided to waste a vote on him on day 2, before or after his governor claim. I knew he was innocent already. As I have already stated, I merely wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, because there were a couple of joke roleclaims on the first day, and I wanted to see what he would do. Instead of saying "yes I was joking", he tried to pull what he did, and that's when I knew. And again, I challenge any of you to go back and find any post I have made trying to defend him other than me waiting to see if he was joking or not. It does not exist. I posted before anyone else that he was either scum or a jester. And I, unlike the rest, had actual evidence backing up my claims, which i've now provided.
And just to heat things up a little more, on night 2, I investigated Xiahou Dun. He's guilty as sin. Don't believe me?
##vote Xiahou Dun. And that is final, I will not change it from this point on.
For now, that's all I'm going to say. Enjoy yourselves, and remember, beardjobs are on special offer! Get them while I'm still alive. :aimkiss: