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Have you ever stolen anything from your work place? I'm horribly guilty of regularly ganking chicken wings from my old waitstaffing job when I was 17, and recently at this place of employment, I raid the owner's Diet Coke supply.
And I have lots of pens.
Lol your guilty...except for the pens...the pens your happy for!:D i've stolen pens before but by accident...i was filling something out and i put the pen in my pocket by accident when i arrived home i found out it wasn't mine!:D
When I worked at JcPenney's they wouldn't give me my full lunch time sometimes, so I'd take other peoples food out of the fridge and eat it. I have lots of pens though, pens are the best. I have a ring I found on the ground once, it was one of those Cheap-o 25cent machine rings so I'm sure no one misses it. :razz:
Lmto oh yes, food, constantly, I worked at a sit down restaraunt for a while as a cook, and I was constantly taking things and eating it on the job.
I used to swipe food at a chinese restaurant, but I think I was allowed to do it.
Nah. I've stolen crap, but never from a boss.
And I don't steal now. Benn an honest man for nearly a decade now.
In school the teachers always let me "borrow" pencils. However, what's the point of borrowing a pencil when I won't have one for the next class? So I just pocket it and use it throughout the day. I have many, many pencils in my house now, since I usually put pencils in my pocket and not in my binder.
Yep just like me but pens...well i say Rih keep on at it you never know when it comes to good use...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by rih29
Oh nothing vital for my job, just some cool stuff I found in the fusebox.
Does stealing those mini chapsticks at the dentist count? Because when they tell me "Feel free to try these chapstick samples" I dump half the bucket into my purse when no one looks ^_^
I can get like 25 cents for them each at school and I make a pretty decent profit xD ...But I feel horrible doing so =|
They have these really awesome silver Sharpies that a grab from time to time.
Oh god I have like hundreds of those :< But I got most of them legally, I prefer silver paint pens, MUCH shinier ~Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar Tissue
When I worked at the theatre, I GUESS I kind of ate the food sometimes. At the arcade some people working behind the counter would be generous and give me things, so that's not really my fault. And where I work now, nope.
When I had a job...I dunno. They gave me food. But yeah sure sometimes it wasn't ENOUGH so I got more. And then my dad works there, so when he'd get food I'd steal some from him too. I also got a few pens, but that was by accident.
Pens and food were the only things you could really steal at that place, so I got nothing else.
I used to eat my fair share of sliced pepperoni at Little Caesar's. :D
You can't beat stealing pens... pens are the masters to be stolen...
I so need a job.
I swiped a package of Thai Ice Tea mix.
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I stole two computers. I work for the government.
Wait, that joke isn't very good.
GOVERNMENT: I am joking, I have stolen nothing from you. I swear to God.
nothing. ever. man i'm lame.
The ship's provision storeroom is where I get my daily grocery supply. :bigsmile:
Well, if minor office supplies do not count, I guess there isn't anything I can say... in public.
I probably ate my weight in grahm crackers and string cheese at my last job. But it's not like my boss minded.
JAMIL IS LAUNDERING MONEY INTO A SWEDISH BANK ACCOUNT HOLY :skull::skull::skull::skull:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roogle
cool stuff I find and air fresheners :D
All sorts of things when i worked for a supermarket i hated. I worked in the freezers and took a spoon to work, hid in the freezer and ate the ice cream. Also when they put me collecting trolleys people would leave the pound coin in all the time, i made loads that way. They sacked half the night shift for wheeling a pallet of booze out the back gate once.
Oh and when i was a chef i was always eating, i just called that quality control though. Funnily enough i never nicked when i worked behind a bar though. Although when you clean the pipes there was about 12 pints that had to be disposed of :)
i have quite a fetish for taking pens. i have many of them at home that i rarely use...
Paracetamol from the drugs trolley mini bottles of alcohol hand gel is as crazy as I get. Although once my friend asked me to steal her some urine dipsticks and baby labels. I never found out why.
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I stole excersise books from school a few years ago, and some blank CDs and DVDs and some chemicals from work (they were pretty colours), so just minor office supplies. ;)
I actuslly ended up returning the chemicals though, one had mercury in it which I found out easily comes out of this solution and didn't really want it sitting under my bed. :p
And pens aren't minor they are Major! Pens again is the master... and pens will rule all....Ugh ehemm...just forget what I said....Except for that Pens are major...Because it is the truth! Without pens there is no uh...well.. Pens!
Have you been sniffing the marker pens again squall ;)
Yes...And also the Texter pens...Ooooooh god!!! how fowl is the smell?! but extremely addicting...
Aside from the odd Sharpie, some paper here and there, and enough elastics to make a rubber band ball the size of a toddler's head (slightly exaggerated, but not by much, and I don't think it counts as theft cuz it's still here at work), no, not really.
I once stole a peanut from the supermarket when I was about six. Tee hee, I'm so naughty :lol:
I just spent half the morning constructing a rubber band ball that is roughly equal to the size of a large bouncing ball. All because of you, Giga Guess. You are my hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
Space Ghost enjoys ham sandwiches.
If it were not for the cameras positioned in every nook and cranny of the store I work at, I would steal untold amounts of things...
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Originally Posted by Jowy
No way I can steal anything of value here. I'd be a moron to do it.
When I was working at Wendy's we had a lot of "fun" during training when we made food that normally ought to be thrown away.
My brother also worked at the same 'restaurant' and well, let's just say he has had a chicken nugget and burger sammich.
One of these days, I'll post pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyI just spent half the morning constructing a rubber band ball that is roughly equal to the size of a large bouncing ball. All because of you, Giga Guess. You are my hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
Space Ghost enjoys ham sandwiches.
We had people like that at Sears. We laced fake lunches with laxatives and Ipecac. It never happened again. I hope you don't do that kind of stuff anymore. It made me so mad, even though it never happened to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
I've taken pens without thinking about it, but I bring them back the next day. I'm a good lass.
I don't steal anything.
I just ensure I get paid a lot to do as little as possible.