minor office supplies do not count.

[blim]

Have you been sniffing the marker pens again squall

[Kanshisha]

Yes...And also the Texter pens...Ooooooh god!!! how fowl is the smell?! but extremely addicting...

[Giga Guess]

Aside from the odd Sharpie, some paper here and there, and enough elastics to make a rubber band ball the size of a toddler's head (slightly exaggerated, but not by much, and I don't think it counts as theft cuz it's still here at work), no, not really.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I once stole a peanut from the supermarket when I was about six. Tee hee, I'm so naughty

[Bunny]

Aside from the odd Sharpie, some paper here and there, and enough elastics to make a rubber band ball the size of a toddler's head

I just spent half the morning constructing a rubber band ball that is roughly equal to the size of a large bouncing ball. All because of you, Giga Guess. You are my hero.

Space Ghost enjoys ham sandwiches.

[Nominus Experse]

If it were not for the cameras positioned in every nook and cranny of the store I work at, I would steal untold amounts of things...

[Peegee]

Have you ever stolen anything from your work place? I'm horribly guilty of regularly ganking chicken wings from my old waitstaffing job when I was 17, and recently at this place of employment, I raid the owner's Diet Coke supply.

And I have lots of pens.

No way I can steal anything of value here. I'd be a moron to do it.

When I was working at Wendy's we had a lot of "fun" during training when we made food that normally ought to be thrown away.

My brother also worked at the same 'restaurant' and well, let's just say he has had a chicken nugget and burger sammich.

[Giga Guess]

Aside from the odd Sharpie, some paper here and there, and enough elastics to make a rubber band ball the size of a toddler's head

I just spent half the morning constructing a rubber band ball that is roughly equal to the size of a large bouncing ball. All because of you, Giga Guess. You are my hero.

Space Ghost enjoys ham sandwiches.

One of these days, I'll post pics.

[fire_of_avalon]

When I worked at JcPenney's they wouldn't give me my full lunch time sometimes, so I'd take other peoples food out of the fridge and eat it. I have lots of pens though, pens are the best. I have a ring I found on the ground once, it was one of those Cheap-o 25cent machine rings so I'm sure no one misses it.

We had people like that at Sears. We laced fake lunches with laxatives and Ipecac. It never happened again. I hope you don't do that kind of stuff anymore. It made me so mad, even though it never happened to me.

I've taken pens without thinking about it, but I bring them back the next day. I'm a good lass.

[-N-]

I don't steal anything.
I just ensure I get paid a lot to do as little as possible.