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I want to burn a mix CD of the most obnoxious songs I can think of for the intention of pure annoyance. This will be played at full volume from a four-speaker stereo, so it'll have some effect. I want some variation and suggestions of what to put on here. So far I just have "Dogs Bark Jingle Bells" and "Party Hard" by Andrew W.K. Your suggestions are appreciatd.
"Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
"Who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men
"MMMMBop" by Hanson
White lines
"Its a hard knock life."
http://www.bloomfield.me.uk/music/ilovehorses.mp3
and "Peaches - Rosa Helikopter" if you can find it. It's two 8 year old girls who made a trance song about a pink helicopter. You know It'll be worth it.
Anything by Cannibal Corpse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
lolz ^^
the beer song
YESQuote:
Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV ^_^
Seriously, thats possibly the most annoying song ever, it'll drive them to the point of suicide.
Nothing really tops Ice Ice Baby. You might want to put Can't Touch This on there as well, or perhaps some Will Smith.
How about that Witney Houston song, the "ANDDD IIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!" and right when it gets to the "ANNNND III" make it skip, makes it 213456789x more annoying. :D
O-Zone album :bigsmile:
Pussycat Dolls :D
Paris Hilton (I had to say this one) :D
dance/technopop, not trance >:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
No, No, No, youhave it all wrong. Pick one song (something like Teletubbies theme tune) and put it on repeat loop.
That "Blue (Da-Ba-Dee, Da-Ba-Di)" song by Eiffel 65 would be a good bet, as would "Witch Doctor" by Sha Na Na/The Cartoons. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" should probably find its way onto your CD too. :D
Rather than using music, make your own track. Just talk in a deep, creepy voice, then reverse it, maybe alter the speed a little. Then blast it through your wall. Your neighbors will think they have been infested with demon spawn.
My Humps.
How about the dummy bears (or whatever they where called) from the rug rats song. Sing the happy happy happy happpy happy song... >.< that drove me nuts just hearing once. If you put it to keep playing that would be real bad.
...
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to every one
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world
Loop'd.
Lazy Town. :bigsmile:
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Originally Posted by Bunny
Thats just cruel.
But I like it.
No, if you wanted to be cruel, you would speed it up so as to give it a slightly whining-type vocal sound. And then play it on two different stereo systems, starting them two seconds apart from each other.
It's a (it's a) small world (small world) after al(aft)l(er) (all)
Do you see?
Confusion to the point of violent rage.
Even better.
You need to make it keep playing without even stoping to, then after a while give a bit of a pause so it seems like it finaly stoped then make it start again.
Just make sure you set it up then go out otherwise you will suffer just as much. My friend used Ace of spades on repeat through his marshall 4x12 in a similar situation
If you were going to do something that bad you's have to plann to go away for the weekened or soemthing. As fun as it would be to do something that bad its not worth suffering through it yourself.
Yes, because leaving loud music on over the weekend while you are gone is a good idea. Especially when the neighbors can file a noise complaint.
I'd love to come back to a busted down door and a ticket for excessive noise.
No, you have to suffer through it as well. Or get a really good pair of noise cancelling headphones. That way when the cops come and ask you to turn down the noise you can say "Oh, I didn't realize it was that loud. Sorry officer."
Ignorance is bliss. And a very good excuse, too.
Yeah. And do something to what ever you played it on to make it look like something happend to make it louder that you didn't notice. Or find a way to make something look messed up to explain it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
You know whats sad I hate that song and yet I know most of the words since they play it all the time my brain was singing it in my head when after I read that.:( Its so annoying><:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar Tissue
The secret of a good lie is to provide as little information about said lie as possible. In other words, be as vague as humanly possible. If they ask for an explaination, give them an explaination that furthers the "I didn't realize it was too loud" excuse. Anything else will make you look guilty to any intelligent individual. Being short and sweet is key. This is why not a lot of people can lie very well.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightsvainYeah. And do something to what ever you played it on to make it look like something happend to make it louder that you didn't notice. Or find a way to make something look messed up to explain it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Another suggestion is to play any heavy metal song that as extremely heavy vocals and thrash guitar-ing (or whatever it is you kids are calling it). I don't know who your neighbors are, but I'm pretty sure they will not like that kind of music unless they are 17-22 year old die hard metal fans.
But I'm guessing a typical 30-something couple.
just buy a bbgun and wait for them to come home before jumping out and emptying a clip into them
This is just to counteract the amount of noise they make on a daily basis. I'd like to exercise violence, but a b.b. gun isn't enough to unleash the fury.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drift
Put that "Smack dat all ova da flo" song on. Or that annoying "Does yo chain hang low do it wobble to da flo" song.
beastie boys songs work well i think nice bass, that or the streets
That sounds more merciful than playing "It's a small world" on an endless loop. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Drift
But it might get you in trouble with the police... :rolleyes2
The songs:
"why cant we be friends..."
Also go to um.. i think its www.justannoying.com
Give a try...If it dosn't work PM me...
Ridin' Dirty and Crazy Frog Axel F all in one superdupertechnoremix. Backwards.
Just put Banana Phone on a loop.
"I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves." (8)
Pretty much anything by the Spice Girls (except perhaps Viva Forever and Goodbye).
I'm listening to Wannabe right now, and will be hurriedly looking for the skip button after I post this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmLhav6aTqs
The sexy cute song
The gay boyfriend out of tune song
educational songs
I go for that one too. You can't go lower than that, seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
If you've been unfortunate enough to encounter Gwyneth Paltrow's Estee Lauder perfume adverts, you'll know she has the most irritating voice in the world. She hums a little tune on one of them, an it annoys me that much, I have to mute the TV when it's on. You need to record that, an play it loudly an repetitively.
The Association - Cherish
This one'll do em' in hardXcore.
English opening to Sailor Moon.
Quote:
Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)
Vrs1:
I know you want it...
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think it's time...
Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)
Vrs2:
I can see you're on it...
You want me to teach the,
Technics that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know theives get caught,
Watch if you're smart,
Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)
Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way so,
You must maintain your charm,
Sametime maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Spoken:
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)
Ugh why the hell did you have to sing it?!?! i hate that song....
Annoying songs? Christ, anything by The Tragically Hip. Go especially for "Ahead by a Century".
Also I don't know the name of the band but there's this really annoying emo song where the chorus goes "haaaaaaate me todaaaaaaaaaaaaay, haaaaaate me tomoooooorroooooooooooow"
You gotta play White and nerdy, that'll drive em insane.
I'm adding "Ice Cream and Cake and Cake" or whatever the heck it's called by the Buckwheat Boys. And the Peanut Butter Jelly song.
Wow... Bunny is a sadist. :eek:
Childrens music. A friend had a CD for her three-year-old that's bassicly children singing nursery rhymes. It sends me into twitching fits. :whimper:
I love that song. No, Cherish is the word.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
I would play...
Where's Your Head At, by Basement Jaxx. If that don't drive 'em nuts, nothing will.
Follow it up with something horrible, like Boy George.
If the shoe fits.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
Find the Spongebob Squarepants song and on the second to last "Spongebob Squarepants" you loop it. Or the Campfire Song Song.
Buy a dog that frequently barks evey minute of every day and keep it outside some times.
I...like....big butts and I cannot lie
Play the 'neighbours' theme tune
But the spongebob tune is cool!Quote:
Originally Posted by Omni Legacy
Man, you could always use "The Major-General's Song" from Pirates of Penzance. It isn't an annoying tune at all, for me at least, but I know a ton of people that just can't stand it. It's awesome though!
SUCH A COOL SONGQuote:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus' uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I should stop suggesting things. I might get arrested for aiding in the death of a man.
the periodic table song :D
:eek: My old science teacher once made us try and sing that......Quote:
Originally Posted by Drift
More like, put the "YO-UUUUUUUUUUUU!!" part on repeat. ;3Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Just play any sort of rap, hip-hop or country. If I was your neighbor, I would have put a bullet in my head within 2 minutes of it.
That song's almost as bad as the Caramelldansen song :p What's with Swede's and technopop music anyway? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
2000 billion bottles of beer on the wall, hip hop remix
(Norwegian version)
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Agadoo by Blace Lace should sufficiently do it........God help us all.....
http://www.leekspin.com
How awesome that is, when repeated it annoys most people. But I love it <3.
Livin In The Sunlight by Tiny Tim on repeat will scar you for life.
I don't really condone doing this to your neighbors, unless you're prepared to possibly have them call the cops about your auditory disturbance. If you have problems with their own noise level, talk to them about it, or you can report them if it's really terrible. Nevertheless, if you're prepared for the consequences...
As much as I like a lot of Frank Zappa's music, a lot of my friends tend to find most of it highly annoying. Try anything from the album "Absoutely Free" (even I found it very difficult to listen to for quite a while) or the title track from "Weasels Ripped my Flesh" which is a terrible track. Or you could get all of the parts of "King Kong" on Uncle Meat, especially the part with what seems to be a modified saxophone. God, I can't stand that part.
Banana Phone should do well!
I have that song on my computer <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Mittopotahis
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Originally Posted by Bubblekin
That's 'Hate Me' by Blue October. They're an insult to emo music. But.. I did what their song told me to. I hate them. :)
Tiptoe through the Tulips by Tiny Tim.
Just stick this one
YTMND Soundtrack
Just thought of another:
"The Devil's Triangle" by King Crimson would do nicely as well.
get the peanut song its awsome annoying and easily gets stuck in your head
shoes-by kelly
(Go to liamshow.com and watch shoes)
all 12 parts of stuck in the closet by R Kelly
That 65daysofstatic stuff I sent to you should do the trick.
YES. Although if I was your neighbor, I would love that.Quote:
Originally Posted by *~Dagger Trepe~*
The Barracuda - 5.6.7.8's
:D
Why would you want to irridate your neighbours? :confused: