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Ok firstly the human fruitbowl...
1. Apple Martin
2. Peaches Geldof...
Celebs naming their kids terrible names:
1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily... (Micheal Hutchence)
2. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
3. Ross (Diana Ross, so it would be Ross Ross)
4.Blue Angel (The Edge U2)
5.Zowie (David Bowie so it would be Zowie Bowie)
6. Fifi Trixibelle Geldof
This is David Gest's housekeepers name: Vaginaca Seaman
This is nuts people!!!
Someone at the hospital my mother works at named their child ":skull::skull::skull::skull:head", only it was pronounced "Shiheed".
The two (possibly threee) bizarrest babies names I've encountered at work are
Ace
Lucky
and possibly Anakin (not sure if the parents actually went through with it. The father and I were saying yes the mother was none to sure)
Also on there own the names Alfie and Frank aren't odd but one mum called her twin boys that. (For the non brits they are both well known soap characters from Eastenders)
:kaoyatta:
I'm gonna name my kids after fantasy and science fiction characters.
:exdee: Squallipoo! :bigsmile:
The most weird name I?ve heard so far was Apple!:rolleyes2
We have one of those too but we call him Sha-theedQuote:
Originally Posted by rih29
EDIT: I actually wanted to named my child Kommyunizzuhm.
I thought it was cool.
Audioscience.
You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagga
-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa
You forgot Pilot Inspektor. :bigsmile:
I once knew someone called Richard Pumper, also a girl called Angelmouse.
I knew a kid named King Kong Zed.
CURSE YOU! Those are the ones I was gonna mention ; ;Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
People who's first name is Oscar. Anybody who names their kids that needs to be shot.
Bwahaha, you stole mine. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Speck Wildhorse (John Mellencamp)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)
Bad.Quote:
You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:
-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa
Worse: Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.
P.S.Two words.Quote:
Audioscience
I knew a set of twins years ago named Apple and Cherry Pye...
I know this guy who named his kid Shinji.
Of course I wanna name my first kid Goku or Washu.
Well, there's always Polly Esther.
One of my kindergartener's names is Mojave and his little brother's name is Saber. xD
I saw this show where this guy's name was Teflon.
That is worse. I was going to list "Ahmet Zappa", but I didn't think it was bad enough to mention on its own. I forgot the middle names; all together Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa is quite bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I still feel bad dissing Uncle Frank's name choices though, since I''m a huge fan of Zappa's music. :(
I imagine it's the Suikoden talking, but I like the name Apple.
As for bad names, I knew a guy called Iayn Kiir Pyotr Opik. Tell me that's not totally lame? He changed it though, his new name is amazing :jess:
Cash...Orla...Una...
Then there were these two girls: Ima Pig and Yura Pig. Horrible names, for sure. They were twins, and quite pretty too.
Moxie Crimefighter Gillette takes the trophy for best celebrity child name.
I think those names are great, better than John or Sarah or something else normal. No offence to anyone called John or Sarah btw :) My parents were going to call me Mordekai but bottled it :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodThat is worse. I was going to list "Ahmet Zappa", but I didn't think it was bad enough to mention on its own. I forgot the middle names; all together Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa is quite bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I still feel bad dissing Uncle Frank's name choices though, since I''m a huge fan of Zappa's music. :(
Anyone who names there child Ingrid is the devil, its a very common name in Germany, and not known to be an odd one. But it sounds horrible to me. Worst of all its a girls name O.o
George Foreman named each one of his six boys "George".
"George, dinner is served! Go get George 1 to wash hands and make sure George 2 finished his homework!"
< rolls eyes >
:PQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I knew a guy named "Neil MacNeil"
Having read the OP, I can't help but say:
I am Peaches, the Dark Underlord!
Crystal Chanda Lear. :(
I also knew someone named Orville. He used his middle name.
Su Purman, no, I'm serious.
A classmate of mine was named Jack Gough.
And Dick is a pretty retarded name. I can't imagine anyone having a preferred nickname of Dick.
My middle name is Tracy. Boy, did I get into a lot of fistcuffs in grade school over that...
I remember seeing a TV Show where a guy's surname was Manlove. Man, he must've been teased a lot in elementary school.
It's really bad when someone has the nickname Dick, and their last name is Hopper. (No, I'm not making that one up.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy
Minnie Dick. I'm not sure if my friend made that up or not though.
read in the phone book "Harry Dick"
I once heard on the news that some parents named the daughter Lala cause the loved the teletubbies
Caitlin (pronounced Cat-lyn) on a guy in my tech class. Of course everyone called him Cait which is pronounced Kate.
I will never forget that one of my teachers name was Iona Pusey. Cept it isn't pronounced in the dirty way...hmm.
aww, no one has any unique names where I live xD Only one I can remember was a lad called "Courtney" and our teacher assumed it was a girl.
How Long
I knew two people named Caitlin in high school. One of them used to freak out whenever someone pronounced his name the girly way by accident.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Kyi. :[
It's just impossible to pronounce because the spelling is so far off from what it sounds like. :kaocry:
Is it pronouced Key? It is, isn't it. I knew it.
My 7th grade physical education coach had the last name of Balls. He legally changed his name to something else because his first name was Harry. I can't remember what he changed it to though.
The other male coach had the last name of Longerbone. I'm not even joking around.
[Q=Bunny]Is it pronouced Key? It is, isn't it. I knew it.[/Q]
I think it’s more like chii, or something. I’ve always thought it was a weird name.
My kid's name is going to be Alexander Sebastian Creel should he be a boy.
If it is a girl, I have no clue. But Alexander Sebastian would be very cool.
Three nicknames to choose from: Alex, Xander, Bastian. Badass.
Yeah rub it in go ahead I dare you. :grumble:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
In my dad's class there is someone called JESUS!
Seymour Butts. Seymour Butts.
I know of a Mortal Kombat fan that named the kids Katana and Raiden, but those are cool names :D
Well, maybe not in five or ten years....
I forgot to mention that my name is Jonathan Johnson.
I used to know a kid called Jesus. Also I knew a kid called Aladdin.Quote:
Originally Posted by gyrus