Stupid names... Kill your parents

[SammieBabe]

I knew a set of twins years ago named Apple and Cherry Pye...

[Vermachtnis]

I know this guy who named his kid Shinji.

Of course I wanna name my first kid Goku or Washu.

[Levian]

Well, there's always Polly Esther.

[Shlup]

One of my kindergartener's names is Mojave and his little brother's name is Saber. xD

[Hambone]

I saw this show where this guy's name was Teflon.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa

Bad.

Worse: Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.

That is worse. I was going to list "Ahmet Zappa", but I didn't think it was bad enough to mention on its own. I forgot the middle names; all together Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa is quite bad.

I still feel bad dissing Uncle Frank's name choices though, since I''m a huge fan of Zappa's music.

[Madame Adequate]

I imagine it's the Suikoden talking, but I like the name Apple.

As for bad names, I knew a guy called Iayn Kiir Pyotr Opik. Tell me that's not totally lame? He changed it though, his new name is amazing

[Black Magic Shopkeeper]

Cash...Orla...Una...

Then there were these two girls: Ima Pig and Yura Pig. Horrible names, for sure. They were twins, and quite pretty too.

[Parker]

Moxie Crimefighter Gillette takes the trophy for best celebrity child name.

[blim]

You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa

Bad.

Worse: Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.

That is worse. I was going to list "Ahmet Zappa", but I didn't think it was bad enough to mention on its own. I forgot the middle names; all together Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa is quite bad.

I still feel bad dissing Uncle Frank's name choices though, since I''m a huge fan of Zappa's music.

I think those names are great, better than John or Sarah or something else normal. No offence to anyone called John or Sarah btw My parents were going to call me Mordekai but bottled it

[Dreddz]

Anyone who names there child Ingrid is the devil, its a very common name in Germany, and not known to be an odd one. But it sounds horrible to me. Worst of all its a girls name O.o

[Renmiri]

George Foreman named each one of his six boys "George".

"George, dinner is served! Go get George 1 to wash hands and make sure George 2 finished his homework!"

< rolls eyes >

[Roto13]

I imagine it's the Suikoden talking, but I like the name Apple.

As for bad names, I knew a guy called Iayn Kiir Pyotr Opik. Tell me that's not totally lame? He changed it though, his new name is amazing :jess:

:P

I knew a guy named "Neil MacNeil"

[Dr Aum]

Having read the OP, I can't help but say:

I am Peaches, the Dark Underlord!

[DarkLadyNyara]

Crystal Chanda Lear.

I also knew someone named Orville. He used his middle name.