EoFF Valentine's Messaging Service. Oh yes, sweet potatoes!

Why hello there Eyeson, do you know what time of year it is? Not to worry if you don't, for I am going to tell you: It is February, and Valentine's Day is soon to be upon us!

And so here's the deal.

You PM me a Valentine's message for a member, and on Valentine's day I will deliver the message to that member!

It doesn't have to be a love message. Maybe you just think that member is a nice person. Maybe you like their artwork. Maybe you liked a thread they made. Maybe you appreciate their friendship. It doesn't matter! It's always nice to say good things about people. :)

You can send out messages to as many members as you like. Send them to 1, send them to 5, send them to 50! I don't mind, I will deliver all of them!

If you want to leave your name on the message, then you can, otherwise it will remain anonymous. I will not tell a living soul that the message was from you, even under torture, and judging from my user name, you can see I've undergone a lot! Personally I think messages are more romantic when they are anonymous, but it is up to you if you want to leave your name. Don't leave a name of another EoFF member, though. That's not very nice and I will be upset that you have tried to use me. :cry:

So go on, it'll only take 2 minutes or so to make someone's day better. It's worth it!

Oh no! It is now too late! I am messaging right now!

Can I tell Psychotic that his junk is bringing all the boys to the yard?

You certainly may, but you should Private Message me like everybody else! I am sorry, Chadmonkey, you are a faithful friend to me but I cannot make exceptions, even for you.

Even me. And thats strange since I don't like Psycotic.

Edit: Do you want us to PM you each message Seperately?

No, Mr. corncracker, you may send them in one PM if that is more convienient for you. But I do not mind either way. :choc2:

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Can I tell Psychotic that his junk Pokemon is bringing all the boys nerds to the yard?

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Fixed.

Psychotic is the lol.

I BETTER GET 10 trillion :hot:

What if we want to send one to you?

I have a feeling all of my PM's will get rejected, but as long as I waste some of lbpm's time it's worth it.

I'll do some. :shifty:

lbpm is such a sentimental cutie. :jess:

I'm gonna send a few~

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Originally Posted by Levian

I have a feeling all of my PM's will get rejected, but as long as I waste some of lbpm's time it's worth it.

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I reject nothing. Not even your scorn and dislike of me. :(

This is going great so far! Lots of people will be getting messages, but more can never hurt. :)

I may have to send one or two :p

Should we tell you exactly what we want them to say or should we just give you the gist of it and let you do it yourself?

You could do either of those things, Mr. Rhody!

So far, everybody has told me exactly what they want them to say, though.

I'm lazy so I'll do it the way that's the most work for you.

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Originally Posted by loony bob penetrated me

So go on, it'll only take 2 minutes or so to make someone's day better. It's worth it!

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I will only consider it if it make someone's day terrible! :mad2:

Will you also do deliveries? WHAT IF I HAVE TO GIVE SOMEONE AN ELEPHANT?

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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Originally Posted by loony bob penetrated me

So go on, it'll only take 2 minutes or so to make someone's day better. It's worth it!

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I will only consider it if it make someone's day terrible! :mad2:

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You can make my day terrible!:mad2:

Maybe Christmas should send valentine's to everyone reminding them of how much she HATES them!

And Ki Ki, you could use FedEx! I know the guys there and they could cut you a really good deal if I pull some strings. :pinkelephant:

V-day! I'll hate it if I feel up to it but as of this idea yay V-day!

Free :pickle: for whoever writes me love poetry in elegiac couplets.

You, you sir deserve some <3! *HUG* ;_;

Does this cost anything? **whine**
Maybe I'll send some love.

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Originally Posted by Dr Aum

Free :pickle: for whoever writes me love poetry in elegiac couplets.

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You have got to be yankin' my chain.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by Dr Aum

Free :pickle: for whoever writes me love poetry in elegiac couplets.

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You have got to be yankin' my chain.

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I guess hendecasyllabic verse would be alright too. And it can be in either Latin or English.

If you bring candy for Valentines day, you have to bring enough for EVERYONE. The teacher says so.

Awwwh, how ADORABLE! ^_^

I'm gonna send ALOT! In multiple PMs*!

Now, I just need to think of who to send and what to send...



*I lied.

Will you provide a delivery service lbpm?

If so I would like to send Misfit some roadkill with a pink ribbon wrapped around it.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Will you provide a delivery service lbpm?

If so I would like to send Misfit some roadkill with a pink ribbon wrapped around it.

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I want this one! :D

I'll get on it this weekend. I need to send some lovin' all around the board.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

I need to send some lovin' all around the board.

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Then I propose that :jokey: be changed to :jowy: :jokey:

Can I send myself 14 different ones, and pretend they're from different members?

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Will you provide a delivery service lbpm?

If so I would like to send Misfit some roadkill with a pink ribbon wrapped around it.

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I already dealt with this, Mr. Monkey. A federal government (although which federal government, I do not know) confiscated all my delivery trucks. :(

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Can I send myself 14 different ones, and pretend they're from different members?

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No. You can send yourself 14 different ones and pretend they're from you though.

What if you are on everyone IGNORE LIST? How are you gonna send any PMs to them? :confused:

i'm sending a love message to everyone...i love you all equally!

EDIT: but i love the girls more

Oooh! This looks fun! I probably won't be sending any...but it still looks fun!

I probably won't receive anything :sad:

You're right.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

What if you are on everyone IGNORE LIST? How are you gonna send any PMs to them? :confused:

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Anyone who added me to their ignore list is obviously anti-love, so wouldn't want to get anything anyway!

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Originally Posted by Araciel

i'm sending a love message to everyone...i love you all equally!

EDIT: but i love the girls more

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I didn't get any PMs from you! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Oooh! This looks fun! I probably won't be sending any...but it still looks fun!

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Well you should, Ms. Jesweeee :cry: Oh now look, I'm crying. I said I wouldn't but when people don't participate I just lose it. :whimper:

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Originally Posted by Ramza Beoulve

I probably won't receive anything :sad:

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You never know ;) Why not try sending some out and see what happens?

well if they read this thread we won't need to send any ;p

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Can I send myself 14 different ones, and pretend they're from different members?

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No. You can send yourself 14 different ones and pretend they're from you though.

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Can we threaten people to send us one?

Way ahead of you Quiny boy.

Send Me a Damned Valentines or I'll cut your smurfing throat out you heartless whelp!

Both loony bob penetrated me and the United Nations condemn threatening people into sending you Valentines. But we both condone dancing with your shirt off to Duran Duran singing the theme to "A View to a Kill" so in many ways I suppose it evens itself out. :excited:

OH MY JOLLY JEEPERS! IT'S LIKE ONE DAY TO GO! Quick send your messages! Send send send quick quick quick!!!

I am going to send you my Valentine's messages RIGHT NOW.

I requested mine! :)

It is now Valentine's Day in most timezones. I am sorry, Americas, but I am not intending to be awake when midnight hits the western edge of your continent! So anyway, I'm gonna get a-sendin'!

First of all, apologies for the form letter format but there are a lot of people who are getting messages! Secondly, apologies if by some error I fail to send a message, but there are a lot and these things happen :redface: Finally, this'll take some time so please be patient with me, my eyes on pals. :roll:

I'm willing to bet only Paul knows who Grosso is. Oh Psy, you make me feel so pretty. :)

You people had better appriciate me enough to send me heartfelt messages.

If not, you're probably Raistlin.

This a great idea for a thread!! :D

Shouldn't this be stickied though? :confused:

People hate this holiday though.

People hate lbpm though. I certainly do!

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Originally Posted by corncracker

People hate this holiday though.

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Pfft!!! :rolleyes2

That's only because they're single and alone and hated by the opposite gen... :rolleyes2

Oh wait, that's me. :(

My messages made me giggle.

Since I was to slow to realize that I could send Valentine things to you guys. You know who you are. ;)

Send me one now then. Not like I got any yet anyway. ;(

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Originally Posted by corncracker

Send me one now then. Not like I got any yet anyway. ;(

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Look I'm on top AND under you now. Creepy. And I did, you just havn't responded yet. *shakes fist*

Here's a short love poem I made up in elegiac couplets (with feet separated) to get you guys pumped up about sending some to me.

"Oh, if you'd | just look | here, I'd | say you're | lovely and | ask you
if you would | smile at | me. || Would that you'd | only be | mine."

Cheesy, but effective.

Now c'mon, guys and gals, time's a-wasting and this poetry doesn't write itself.

Message 1:
I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. Love Aicha.

Thank you.

Message 2:
Odd Eye, I think you are a beautiful person.
- Your secret admirer.

Thank you.

I feel bad for not sending any.

whoa thar guyz!

Just wanted to confirm that I can't accept anymore messages. Don't worry, everyone who has messaged me so far will still have theirs delivered, but the cut off point is right about NOW!

Message 1:
I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. Love Aicha.

Thanks!! :D

Who's Aicha though? :confused:

Message 2:
Happy valentine's day, Evastio!
(anonymous)

Thanks!! :D Even though I have no idea who you are. :confused:

I got three! The first one was from rubah. It was about coyboys. Yay!

The second one was from ~*~Celes~*~. It was about the article I wrote featuring her. yay!

The third one was anonymous :O! It was a picture and some text. I will post the picture of someone will tell me who this person was!

I really appreciate everyone that sent me Valentine's. I hope we can do this again next year. Yay!

Now to not get any :(

I got one! Seriously the only Valentine's I've ever got :p

(SPOILER)blatant lie

I just want somebody out there to know that my hair smells awesome.

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Now to not get any :(

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Inorite?

I still have my chocolates, however. ♥

okay I take that back!

<3 denffe and anonymous peoples :O

Message 1:
sup?
-denffe

Message 2:
Sometimes I like to fantasize that we're dating and that we're on a skiing holiday together, in the French alps. Actually I've never fantasized that, but now is as good a time as any to start. Here goes. Mmmm. Wow.
- A Nonny Mouse.

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hi rubah you are beautofil girl....okey? i am very much love you...forever...
bye
(Anonymous message)

@misfit; we can share the last two!

:cool: I'm guessing JAVIER for that last one. :cool:

I gots one 'n only one:

You're very pretty! But I'll leave it there 'cause this is the internet and therefore creepy. I hope you and your fella have a great Valentine's Day!

who sent that? I wanna know! :(

Message 1:
I love you sooooooooooo much, Shellie! LET'S GET MARRIED!
- you know who~

Message 2:
hax. laugh out loud. hvd?!
-mommy

Message 3:
*bites kitty's tail*

ps. You are the one who smells.

(anonymous)


I have 3 messages AND chocolates. Win. ♥

@rubah; your 3rd messages is creepy. xD

I got none.

I SEE HOW IT IS. AND I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD ME! I'M TOTALLY GOING TO GO EMO AND SLIT BECAUSE OF YOU :cry:

...*ahem*

Well, here's to another Single Awareness Day.

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Originally Posted by Misfit

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I love you sooooooooooo much, Shellie! LET'S GET MARRIED!
- you know who~

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Whoa don't tell the entire world of our impending engagement! :shifty:

My bad. :kaolove:

I kinda proposed marriage or expressed profound love to a lot of girls. And boys. I don't think this is going to end well!

Thanks to most of you who sent me messages.

PHEW! Finally finished! That was a real marathon. I've sent over 100 PMs out today.

Apologies if I called you by the wrong name or gave you the wrong messages. I don't think that happened but there were some near misses! Let me know if I made that mistake. :redface:

I am sorry if you didn't get any messages, but I think everyone who sent messages got one in return (except one person and I want to say :love: to you. You will know who you are!) so I don't think you can complain! :monster:

Now I am going to go collapse into a heap.

Oh, and thank you to everyone who has said nice things about me. :choc:

LBPM, you are great. Just to let you know. :heart:

Five I think? And what time zone am I supposed to meet someone at 3 AM at now?

I don't know who mine are from. :/

Shlup is such a poet.

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Massage me, nick. I will make it worth your while. I love you.

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Who could this be, I wonder?

I sent no anonymous messages via the Chocobo Butt.

I received two messages, however. One was a very nice and apt song, whilst the other was a message full of things that I could never repeat to the general public. Ooo la la. Thanks a bunch, you two!

Half of my two were from me. Yet I sent out like 8 (an approximation!).

the other one was from my secret lover. oh baby.

3:20 AM EST and I'm going to bed. =P Just message me tomorrow. :aimkiss:

Corncracker is going to rape me :(

Thanks to all, though. :}

Message 1:

I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS 2NITE! IT WAS SOMETHING YOU SAID!
-ur secret lover!

Message 2:

lol *^.^*




:D

Someone sent me a bling-bling ring. xDDD I think I only told like, 3 people that story. And only one person has the memory of the crazy things in my newbin' days of EoFF to remember that joke. Thanks you-know-who. :jess:

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Originally Posted by Fabrice Muamba

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Let's hold hands.
- Fabrice Muamba.

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This is the happiest day of my life.

Thanks a bunch to everyone who sent me a Valentine. I luvs ya all. :heart:

Thanks a bunch psypsy and celes. <3 you guys :D

Now I feel bad for not sending any out.

I feel bad for not sending any out too :(

<3 Thanks I Took the Red Pill
It made me laugh.

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Roto13,
you are the best blow up doll anyone could ask for! Happy v-day!

-your secret admirer (teehee)

Message 2:
Hero!<3 I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. Love Aicha.

Message 3:
Hey, baby. My hot-tub is a little cold this Valentine's eve... Why don't you come on over and warm it up?

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Anonymity will be the death of me. :P

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Originally Posted by Roto13

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Message 1:
Roto13,
you are the best blow up doll anyone could ask for! Happy v-day!

-your secret admirer (teehee)

Message 2:
Hero!<3 I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. Love Aicha.

Message 3:
Hey, baby. My hot-tub is a little cold this Valentine's eve... Why don't you come on over and warm it up?

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Anonymity will be the death of me. :P

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Oh well...now I have the confirmation that you want me.

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Originally Posted by loony bob penetrated me

I am sorry if you didn't get any messages, but I think everyone who sent messages got one in return (except one person and I want to say :love: to you. You will know who you are!) so I don't think you can complain! :monster:

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Was that me? lol *feels sad heehee

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Originally Posted by x.Aqueous.Transmission.x

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Originally Posted by loony bob penetrated me

I am sorry if you didn't get any messages, but I think everyone who sent messages got one in return (except one person and I want to say :love: to you. You will know who you are!) so I don't think you can complain! :monster:

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Was that me? lol *feels sad heehee

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Awww...*hugs*

I wasn't expecting any messages, but thanks to corncracker (who left his/her name), and someone that wants to see me naked. Psychotic, no less, so my first instinct is to blame him, and vow to destroy him.

You know who messaged me. The thing I don't get is, that I don't know who! Okay I do but still.....

My only Message :

GO DIE YOU %^%$^%$^$&^%&% MOTHER SMURFING SON OF A #$%$#%$#%$%^%$^%$. I HOPE YOU NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE DAY YOUR $#%$#%%$^%$^% ROT INTO NOTHINGESS YOUR MOTHER SMURFING PIECE OF #$%$^%$^%$^%$^%$^%.

:(

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Originally Posted by Christmas

My only Message :

GO DIE YOU %^%$^%$^$&^%&% MOTHER SMURFING SON OF A #$%$#%$#%$%^%$^%$. I HOPE YOU NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE DAY YOUR $#%$#%%$^%$^% ROT INTO NOTHINGESS YOUR MOTHER SMURFING PIECE OF #$%$^%$^%$^%$^%$^%.

:(

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Was it NANNY MANUS? :[

Thank you so much to the people who sent me the V-Day msgs. :D Including the two anonymous peoples who I am so so so so curious about please ease my suffering and confess! I am so sorry, too.

I never gots any. I shall go cry in my corner of sadness now. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

My only Message :

GO DIE YOU %^%$^%$^$&^%&% MOTHER SMURFING SON OF A #$%$#%$#%$%^%$^%$. I HOPE YOU NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE DAY YOUR $#%$#%%$^%$^% ROT INTO NOTHINGESS YOUR MOTHER SMURFING PIECE OF #$%$^%$^%$^%$^%$^%.

:(

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Was it NANNY MANUS? :[

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Yes. :(

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well i think itz hot

Awww, I completely missed out on this since I haven't been very active in GC lately. Oh well... I still got 2 messages, though:

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Message 1:

You are a strange, strange man my friend. Thank to you I got the urge to see
what this Tentacle Hentai was. For that I shall always be greatful. Regardless,
whatever it is you have been doing lately, I wish you the best of Luck at it. Happy
Valentines Day.
-Corncracker

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hi i am a hot anime girl and i am naked oh if only there was a big tough swede around ^_~

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Thanks corncracker, whenever you're in need of help hentai, just give me a call. ;)

xD

And... uh... I'm not sure who sent the other message, but I'd guess it's from Psychotic. xD

Thankyou Duality you have a special place in my heart forever and ever.... unlike Mr. Looney bob penetrated me.:tongue:

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Yeah, I got one of those too. God bless you anon. <3

I got a very sexy one that involved a heart in a microwave. That really turns me on.

The only one of mine that I know the person it came from is my secret admirer.

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Originally Posted by loony bob penetrated me

I am sorry if you didn't get any messages, but I think everyone who sent messages got one in return (except one person and I want to say :love: to you. You will know who you are!) so I don't think you can complain! :monster:

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Was that me? lol *feels sad heehee

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*huggles*......... Heres one for you then: Have a Nice Valentine's Day!:love:

Oh, and DK. I'm doing it for your own good.

Wow, I got 3 messages. :bigsmile:

So thank you Corncracker, Celes and someone who didn't leave their name. xD

I wish I'd sent some. :(

I got one from Celes telling me I am now her lawyer if she ever needs one. I also got one from psy telling me if I am up for gay marriage then he is, he'll even put his name down as Paula on the wedding certificate :love: XD

Psy we had this discussion and I can't marry you I'm going to be best man when Jack marries you at the meet up, that way I can get with the bridesmaid lol.

Lynxie sent me the greatest one, though. :D

Message 1:
I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. Love Aicha.
Why thankyou old man lover.

Message 2:
Let's hold hands.
-Psychotic.
Let's not, but thanks for the offer.

Message 3:
I've always liked shiny things. Like... freshly polished shoes and stuff. <3
-themagicroundabout.
I've always liked Curtises. Always. This message was censored.
We all know it was going to mention polishing something else.


This was so sweet. :barf:

Your welcome, guys! ^^

...any ideas who sent mine about me being pretty but leaving it at that 'cause it's the internet and it'd be creepy? :( I wanna know! *cries because she doesn't know*

oops I missed this thread!

I wonder if pg will get any valentine stalkers?

Who the hell is Aicha!

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Who the hell is Aicha!

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Indeed. What? XD

I got, like, 50. :shifty:

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Who the hell is Aicha!

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Indeed. What? XD

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Mystery Solved.

Works for me.

You all fail so hard for not knowing that. :monster:

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Who the hell is Aicha!

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Indeed. What? XD

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Mystery Solved.

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Ooooh. Neat! <3

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Originally Posted by Christmas

My only Message :

GO DIE YOU %^%$^%$^$&^%&% MOTHER SMURFING SON OF A #$%$#%$#%$%^%$^%$. I HOPE YOU NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE DAY YOUR $#%$#%%$^%$^% ROT INTO NOTHINGESS YOUR MOTHER SMURFING PIECE OF #$%$^%$^%$^%$^%$^%.

:(

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U R A LIAR! I sent you one and it wasn't that one! :p

:eek: I got... you ready? I.. got... ZERO!:greenie: Eyes on Final Fantasy loves Khaotic. :love:

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Who the hell is Aicha!

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Indeed. What? XD

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Mystery Solved.

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Ooooh. Neat! <3

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I'm glad I know now. :D

I didn't get any from the lbpm mailling list thingy, but I got some DIRECT FROM THE ACTUAL PEOPLE. :roll:

Apparently there is a stalker on EoFF. The stalker who goes by, "You know who"!

Well, it appears that I have now joined the throng of people who got a message from "Aicha."

I really don't know what to think if so many other people have gotten a message from her (I think it's a her, despite the profile picture and avatar) but all I can say is Thank you, but I like my avatar the way it is.

i got three, from people that think i'm crazy.....or funny or something like that, BWHAHAHA~! unfortunatly,no money :(
so maybe this day isnt a TOTALA bust...maybe..tee hee

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I didn't get any from the lbpm mailling list thingy, but I got some DIRECT FROM THE ACTUAL PEOPLE. :roll:

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I didn't get any from the lbpm mailling list thingy, but I got some DIRECT FROM THE ACTUAL PEOPLE. :roll:

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I didn't get any from the lbpm mailling list thingy, but I got some DIRECT FROM THE ACTUAL PEOPLE. :roll:

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Wait, did you bastards get one from me? I sent you both one through the mailing service.

I don't have any messages from you for themagicroundabout, Red Pill! If you'd like to send me one right now, I'll pass it on! I already knew I had forgotten to send Curtis his :redface: I did not know I forgot to send Traffic his, and I was sure I had! Sorry buddy! :shifty: Gimme 2 minutes and you'll have them.

And I think it looks like 2 people who sent out didn't get any in return. Oh I am a bad stat keeper!

Sorry. :D

Lynx's valentines are the best.

Thank you to the people who have sent me valentines. :)

And for a certain cat hater...you can run, but you can't hide. :)

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Sorry. :D

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Don't worry about it lbpm. :monster:

I'm really bummed i didn't do this now. :(

I'll make sure to do it next year.

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Thank's RP, your awesome! :D

Message 2:

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I love you as much as I love Jamie Cureton!

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I'm guessing this is you Psy. Chris Iwelumo kneel's before your very knee!

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themagicroundabout, thank's alot dude, likewise. :)

Also, thank's Ki Ki. :monster:

Thank you to the ones who sent me a Valentines. I hope we have this next year so I can send some out. :D

For the anonymous person who sent me one....;)
Psy, I love you too...:love:
lbpm, no one holds a special place in my heart like you do...;)

KK, I lied. :cry:

To all the 8 person that sent me their valentine message, I'm sorry but I dun really have the time or anything err....touching or romantic to write about. :(

So thank you once again to whoever you are and I still HATE you all equally. :bigsmile:

EDIT: Rye make me cccchhuuuuu~~~~ :bigsmile:

Bert stole Ki Ki from me. :(

Curtis is like spring to me. :jess:

Celes is like :bigsmile:

Aicha is my favourite corn farmer. :hahaha:

I thought Corncracker ditched me, lol. Oh well. :screwy:

And for the last two I really have no idea who you ppl are. :(

I know that reviving threads is a no no

... but! I was in Holland so I never got to reply or send out my own V-Day wishes.

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Message 1:
Want to be valentines? We'll make bank on cam shows.
From: Shlup

Message 2:
I meant every word I said in acrowars. See you soon!
- You know who~

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Message 1
In Response:

My dearest Shlup, I'll book the room at the cheapest and skeeziest hotel, look for me in Room 23 under the alias "Boobs McGee"
I'll bring the whipcream if you bring the cherries and BJ can be the cam man for 10% of all the royalites.

May my love for you never die.



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Mommy?


My V-Day message:
(To one and all)

Valentines day is often critisized as being a HallMark corporate scam. Which it is. But really? who would complain about free candy and obligatory affection? The short answer me. You're all desprate for attention and self-affirmation through the actions derived from one day of a year when love is cheaper than an Amsterdamn whore. Ultimately you're all hiding from the cruel reality of life - you are alone and you will die alone. So when that special day comes around once more I suggest you slip on your food stained sweat pants and learn to love the only one you can deppend on ... TV.

OMG! I AM AICHA YOU FRUITFLYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I didn't send you messages. This is the pits. :)


(SPOILER)SORRY FOR REPLYING TO A REVIVED THREAD I WAS ABSENT DURING THE DURATION OF THIS EVENT BUT NOW I AM HERE I AM MAD LIKE RAWR