EoFF Valentine's Messaging Service. Oh yes, sweet potatoes!

[~*~Celes~*~]

I requested mine!

[- loony bob penetrated me]

It is now Valentine's Day in most timezones. I am sorry, Americas, but I am not intending to be awake when midnight hits the western edge of your continent! So anyway, I'm gonna get a-sendin'!

First of all, apologies for the form letter format but there are a lot of people who are getting messages! Secondly, apologies if by some error I fail to send a message, but there are a lot and these things happen Finally, this'll take some time so please be patient with me, my eyes on pals.

[Doomie]

I'm willing to bet only Paul knows who Grosso is. Oh Psy, you make me feel so pretty.

[NeoCracker]

You people had better appriciate me enough to send me heartfelt messages.

If not, you're probably Raistlin.

[Evastio]

This a great idea for a thread!!

Shouldn't this be stickied though?

[NeoCracker]

People hate this holiday though.

[Psychotic]

People hate lbpm though. I certainly do!

[Evastio]

People hate this holiday though.

Pfft!!! :rolleyes2

That's only because they're single and alone and hated by the opposite gen... :rolleyes2

Oh wait, that's me.

[Avarice-ness]

My messages made me giggle.

Since I was to slow to realize that I could send Valentine things to you guys. You know who you are.

[NeoCracker]

Send me one now then. Not like I got any yet anyway. ;(

[Avarice-ness]

Send me one now then. Not like I got any yet anyway. ;(

Look I'm on top AND under you now. Creepy. And I did, you just havn't responded yet. *shakes fist*

[Dr Aum]

Here's a short love poem I made up in elegiac couplets (with feet separated) to get you guys pumped up about sending some to me.

"Oh, if you'd | just look | here, I'd | say you're | lovely and | ask you
if you would | smile at | me. || Would that you'd | only be | mine."

Cheesy, but effective.

Now c'mon, guys and gals, time's a-wasting and this poetry doesn't write itself.

[oddler]

Message 1:
I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. Love Aicha.

Thank you.

Message 2:
Odd Eye, I think you are a beautiful person.
- Your secret admirer.

Thank you.

I feel bad for not sending any.

[- loony bob penetrated me]

whoa thar guyz!

Just wanted to confirm that I can't accept anymore messages. Don't worry, everyone who has messaged me so far will still have theirs delivered, but the cut off point is right about NOW!

[Evastio]

Message 1:
I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. Love Aicha.

Thanks!!

Who's Aicha though?

Message 2:
Happy valentine's day, Evastio!
(anonymous)

Thanks!! Even though I have no idea who you are.