What would happen if all the heros of the games all managed to get together, what would they do, who would they talk to etc, etc.
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What would happen if all the heros of the games all managed to get together, what would they do, who would they talk to etc, etc.
They would talk about how cool they are and how the villains suck.
Cloud and Squall start talking about who's hair is cooler.
Cloud would leave Tifa for x-2 rikku because "she's sexier looking"
I can imagine Auron falling for Selphie
Cause shes all spunky and got so much energy, and Auron needs a bit of fun in his life.
Plus she always says she likes to bum, ' oh bummer '- classic Selphie quote.
You'd get Kingdom Hearts.... basically
THE JACKEL
oh. my. god. Nooooooooooooo!
Zidane would constantly try to get Tifa, Selphie, Garnet, Rikku, and Yuna to play strip poker with him
You'd get Edgar, Setzer, Zidane, Gau and Aaron acting like a group of Colledge Frat Boys hitting on women and playing stupid pranks on people.
Tifa , and Selphie would slap him, but Garnet, Rikku, and Yuna (ya that's right) would play.Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
OH by the way Corn cracker, you forgot Edge
No I didn't. Edge is the one who is actually getting the ladies. Cause he's a smooth pimp.Quote:
Originally Posted by KazexLisaTifa , and Selphie would slap him, but Garnet, Rikku, and Yuna (ya that's right) would play.Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
OH by the way Corn cracker, you forgot Edge
That's true.... but he never really got Rydia
True. But KH didnt have anyone from ff1,2,3,4,5,6.Quote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9
LIES, Setzer was in KH2Quote:
Originally Posted by The black mageTrue. But KH didnt have anyone from ff1,2,3,4,5,6.Quote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9
THE JACKEL
They would dance the crazy dance.
That thread got closed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboco
Oh 0.0
not only that, this thread is older than that one, so it would get directed here! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by HazzardThat thread got closed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboco
I still standby my kingdom hearts thing, cause honestly, it wouldn't work under normal FF conditions because each game is so different.
THE JACKEL
Soz never played KH2 just KH.Quote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9LIES, Setzer was in KH2Quote:
Originally Posted by The black mageTrue. But KH didnt have anyone from ff1,2,3,4,5,6.Quote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9
THE JACKAL
i just read someware that Nomura only wanted to use people he desinged
Boys team and Girls team will play blitzball match !!
[quote=ljkkjlcm9;2099710]huh?what hasthe game got to do with different character's personalities?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
[quote=jammi567;2101281]Wooohhh...Dude...I certainly didn't say that, you got your whole quotes mixed up...my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9huh?what hasthe game got to do with different character's personalities?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
The scene opens at a wonderful banquet hall, the lights the sound the ... brawl? You know it would start with one of the two main questions being asked...
Cloud: I'm the best main character!
Tidus: No, I am!
Cecil: No I am! I was the first real main characer in the series. You losers are just standing in the shadows of my greatness.
Firion: Ahem, I believe "I" was the first main character in the series. I predate you by two games and a console change.
Cecil:....
Firion:.....
Cecil: As I was saying, I was the first good main character in the series. I wasn't a whiny crybaby like the rest of you losers.
Cloud: I wasn't whiny! And my psychiatrist can prove it! Cid!
Eleven different Cid's look up.
Cloud: That's not going to help...
Squall: Whatever...
Tidus: I wasn't a whiny crybaby either. I was the happy main character.
Cecil: No the "happy" main character is Zidane. And it looks like he's trying to hit on Yuna...
Tidus: Yuna!!!! Don't listen to him! Especially about his dexterous tail!
Squall: Now listen, you were the poster boy for emo main leads.
Cecil: I never whined and cried around like you guys.
Squall: What about the time you got demoted after whining about beating up old people in Mysdia?
Cecil: I hate the elderly though, it's why I never allowed them to stay in the party for more than two dungeons. I mean they bitch and moan and force everyone to get up early...
Squall: What about the time you killed Rydia's mother and burned her village to the ground. You whined about doing all that.
Cecil: Well um... you see...
Squall: What about all the times Kain betrayed you. I mean god you would think you would have picked up on the pattern but geez...
Cecil: I don't need to take this from you. At least people understand my plot.
Squall: My plot is easy to understand. You see when I was a child...
Cecil: Me thinks I have done something stupid...
Cloud: They just don't understand me Doc. I mean I'm like the ultimate bad ass I just need to find myself every once and awhile. If I can't get people to understand me, how can I truly understand myself?
Cid(FFII): Kid, I'm just a pilot. I'm not a doctor.
Cloud: Sorry, wrong Cid... BUT NO ONE ELSE WILL LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS!!!
Cid(FFII): Gee, I wonder why?
Zell walks into the party and is stopped by a host
Host: Sir, allow me to escort you to the "special table for honored guests"
Zell: Cool!
Zell is escorted through the banquet hall and kitchen until he arrives in the alley way oustide the establishment. There he sees a poorly constructed carboard table. Sitting at the table is Boco, Umaro, Gogo, Red XIII, Cait Sith, Quina, and Kimarhi.
Host: Here's the table reserved for the freaky animal side kicks. Enjoy!
Zell: Hey! I'm human!
The host looks at him with his tatoo's, haircut, and baggy pants. He gives off a snobbish laugh and leaves.
Red XIII: Looks like your stuck with us.
Zell: But where's Mog, Freya, and Fran?
Red XIII: Mog is such an iconic figure that it would be wrong to place him here. Freya was able to sneak in as an escort with Zidane, and Fran... I mean come on. She's a hot bunny girl. You honestly think guys like Edgar and Irvine were going to let her stay out here?
Zell: Good point... any hot dogs?
To Be Continued...
lol...Wolf Kanno's scene was so much jokes...
Looking forward to the next one!!!
Setzer: Isn't she a beauty?
Cid(FFX): Damn, what I wouldn't give to ride her all night long...
Cid(FFVII): Damn look at her, that sleek surface and plenty of power in the back, just as I like them!
Cid(FFIV) You can just tell she's capable of a few wild things. I bet I can get her to do this and this...
Balthier: Now, now gentlemen. She's a classy lady, not the type to put up with you. She needs a gentlemen like myself to make her really shine.
Setzer: Hell no pirate. She needs to take her chances with a rogue like myself. I guarantee, I could make her do things she would never imagine.
Celes: god I hope they're talking about an airship...
Lulu: Lord knows we have enough perverts and dirty old men in the series....
To Be Continued...
Cool!
Cloud: Fight me you gothic sh*t!
Squall:......whatever.
Cloud: What! i told you to fight me, you bastard!
Squall: Sure, if you want me to
*they square up to each other. Cloud goes round in circles whilst Squall just stands there. Suddenly, Squall strikes Cloud in the head with his Gunblade, critically injuring him. The crowd goes wild and makes him king of Final Fantasy. Meanwhile, Aeries takes Clouds body and puts it into a dump truck*
Aeries: That's for not respecting me. *She spits on him and goes back to the party*
The party continues to drag on aswe come upon Edge, Sabin and Galuf.
Edge: Is it me or does this party suck? I mean there is definetly an unfair ratio of men to woman and too many players for my taste.
Galuf: Hate the game not the player Edge. You're just angry cause that Rydia girl took a liking to Edgar
Sabin: I hate to admit it but he actually is a real ladykiller... I wonder if he knows she's actually "jail bait"?
Galuf: He's far better looking and more charming than you Edge. He's got skill while you don't.
Edge: Don't rub it in old man...
Galuf: I'm still young enough to kick your ass...
Sabin: Alright you two. Although I would love to see a brawl start, cause I love my brawls, I can't condone it cause it will get us all kicked out of here.
Edge and Galuf: But he just insulted me!
Sabin: We'll have to settle this the only way I know how under these circumstances (and who knows, maybe this will liven up this joint...).
The two look intensly at Sabin to hear his solution.
Sabin: Gentlemen! I propose we settle this with BATTLE KARAOKE!!!
Galuf: You've got to be kidding me...
Edge: Alright, but if Cloud and Squall try to sing a duet to "Feelings" I'm out of here...
Zidane: Soooo they say you have a real "wild side"?
Yuna: Tee hee...
Zidane: So how about you and I slip into one of the backrooms and you can show me if the rumors are true...
Paine:...! My Yuna sense just went off. Someone's trying to take advantage of Yuna! Rikku, I thought you were watching her!
Rikku: I was! But then I saw this cute guy dressed like Aladdin and when I turned back she was gone.
Paine: You know she's an idiot and doesn't have a thought of her own. She's incredibly suceptible to suggestions! They could be getting her to do anything!
Rikku: I'll activate the homing beacon I installed in her head so we can track her down!
Rikku and Paine: Gullwings to the rescue!
Penelo wanders over to the bart where she see's Vincent, Shadow, Squall, Auron, Kain, and Lulu.
Penelo: So how are you all doing?
Vincent: .......
Shadow: .......
Kain: .......
Lulu: ......
Auron: ......
Squall: ......
Penelo: .....
Vincent: ......
Shadow: ......
Kain: ......
Lulu: ......
Auron: ......
Squall: ...... Whatever....
Penelo: Okay.... I guess... I'll just leave you... to your ....conversation
(Walks away) That was creepy and people say my party doesn't converse with each other...
Way to go Kanno, that was hilarious (all parts I mean), I stop myself from posting, going to wait for more from you :P
That one made me laugh too loud while I was at work actually, but couldn't stop myself :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Yep, same here.
Cid(X): What's up with these women, they whores or something?
Tifa, Selphie, Rikku, Yuna, Rydia: Fu*k yeah!
They would drink tea.
All the Cids are fighting eachother to see 'Whos the best Cid'...
Cid(VII): I'M THE BEST!
Cid(IV): NO I AM!
Cid(IX): Don't make me come up that nose of yours.
Cid(I): Me step Bug!
Cid(TSW): YOU FOOLS CAN"T EVEN KNOW WHAT LEFT OR RIGHT!
Cid(X): AND YOUR NOT IN ANY FFs GAMES, MOVIE BOY!
Cid(III): @$^^#%$%$^#$&*#$%&^#$%^*%@#$^$%@$&$%
Cid(V): Any one knows what he said *Points to III*
Cid(VIII): Nope.
Cid(VI): If we pull the Heart out...
Cid(XII): We get a Nobody.
Cid(XIII): When do I first apear?
Cid(II): Beats me, ask Lighting.
Cid(XI): I have seen so many heroes with ramdom names, its no longer funny...
Wolf Kanno make more post pliz, you are funny.
Cid VII: Hey, did they give you a number too?
Cid XI: They sure did, I don't get why there are so many guys called Ci-
*he turns around whilst talking*
Cid VII: GAHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
*he runs away shreaking*
Cid XI: Why does that keep happening?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../cidwonder.jpg
Edgar walks over to Barrett, it's obvious he's not in a good mood.
Barrett: What the hell is wrong with you?
Edgar:I've just waisted an hour of my "charm" on a girl who's barely hit puberty. I may be a womanizer but even I have some morals!
Barrett: (Under his breath) No you don't...
Edgar: Did you say something?
Barrett: Just a cough I got. I mean I only wear this vest so it doesn't exactly keep me warm you know. And the gun arm... Lord when it rusts in the rain you would be amazed what it takes to get it off...
(Edgar is of course not listening but scanning the room for more potential beauties when his eyes come across...)
Barrett:.... and that's why Yuffie thinks Vincent is a porn star.
Edgar: Interesting story Barrett, truly rivetting... say... do you know who that vision is?
Edgar points to Faris sitting by the bar.
Barrett: That's Faris, the pirate captain. They say he's pretty good with a sword and takes :skull::skull::skull::skull: from no man...
Edgar: Excuse me?! That is clearly a woman.
Barrett: No, it's obviously a guy.
Edgar: It's a woman!
Barrett: It's a man!
Zell: God hates me, that only be the answer...
RedXIII: Cheer up! It's not all bad.
Zell: I'm stuck in a party with the poster boy for teen suicide hotline, I got dissed at the party and forced to eat with the FF rejects and THERE ARE NO HOT DOGS!!! AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ANYWAY!!!!????
RedXIII and Zell look at Quina as it consumes Cait Sith.
RedXIII: I don't know what the @#$% that is, all I know is that I want to keep this table between it and my furry hide.
Zell: Agreed
To Be Continued...
Auron and Basch sit with their feet up at the lounge area.
Basch: "What is the real meaning of both of our lives?
Auron looks up at Basch and then sips a drink from his pouch
Auron: "To guard kids like him", (He points at Tidus who is intimately hugging Yuna and nearly snogging the lips off of her)
Basch: "Who...Vaan" (Basch looks confusingly at Tidus)
Auron: "No that's Vaan, you only can't tell because of their feminine features and immature attitude towards life"
Basch: "Very true, I'm glad Lady Ashe had never grown attached to the street rat-Vaan" (He giggles tediously)
Rikku walks over to Auron, and is clearly drunk with sluttish actions being exposed
Rikku: "...Errrrr...Auron sweetie-have you been working out?" (she grabs a hold of his biceps and begins squeezing them)
Auron starts smiling and winks at Selphie, who is drunk also. She drunkenly walks over.
Selphie: "BUMMER BUMMER BUMMER...OH YEAH, BUMMER!", she takes a grasp of Auron's hand and escorts him to the basement with Rikku, and all three of them start chuckling-leaving Basch behind.
Basch: "Ever since i was left to rot in the dingy pits of Rabanastre, the ladies have come to a conclusion that i'm skinny and of no sexual delight...", (sighs pathetically out loud)
Meanwhile....
(Zell and someone else are in a dark room)
Zell: So, sexy, what's your name?
????: Ummmmmmmmmmm, Bartz.
Zell: That's a pretty name. (starts feeling his knee) So, how do you like it?
Bartz: Up the ass!
Zell: Let's get down to business then!
(Zell and Bartz take off their clothes. But as they do so, Bartz acedently switches on the light, and it's reveled that Bartz is.....
Stay tuned to find out who Zell nearly wrongly shagged!
that was very funny ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
lol
Warrior: I like swords.
Black Mage: KNOCK IT OFF WARRIOR!
Red Mage: At least we're not a black dude whos peeking to see what colours panties White Mage wearing?
Theif: Yea!
Monk: Or a person whos steals White Mage's bra.
White Mage: WHAT?!?
Theif&Black Mage: RUN!
Yuffie: WHO THE HECK WOULD HAVE LAME NAMES!
All 6 FFI Heroes: ...KILL HER!
Vivi: Wow! I though I was the only Black Mage here?
Red Mage: ...Black Mage, is hes your kid?
Black Mage: NO! F##K NO!
......VIII's Cid!)Quote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
Zell: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! i like to fu*k men, but even i have some morals.
VIII Cid: Well, you see, when Cloud left me....
Zell: You've shagged Cloud! No way, how did you manage that?
VIII Cid: Let's just say that it required me to have a sex change....
Zell: That's it! Leave me and my boyfriends alone, of you'll be beaten up!
Tifa: Ok who took my bra?
Black Mage: Wheres my bag of Kamaha beam?
Auron: My sword?
Cid IX: My Airship?
Kain: My spear?
Vaan: MY GAY PRON? *Everyone look at Vaan* What?
~ In the girls restroom ~
Rikku&Yuffie: A BAG OF IMPS! COPY CAT! JINX!
Not in the game at leastQuote:
Originally Posted by KazexLisa
All the FF flirters are sitting at one table
Edgar: Hey were's Irvine and Edge
Zack: Didn't you hear? Irvinne's with Selphie and Edge met up with Rydia.
Zidane: In game or in this post?
Zack: This post
Flirters: :cry:
Wolf Kanno, you rock! Post some more, please?
Tidus: I'm board...*Saw Cloud holding a chair in one hand, holding the whip in the other*...Um Cloud what are doing?
Cloud: What do you think I'm doing? *All FF7 Girls about to catch Cloud* BACK I SAY BACK! *Whipping his whip*
Tidus: Wheres Squall?
Zell: He got his own fangirls to worry about.
Tidus: What? *Look at Squall, Squall has the same worry as Cloud has but with all of FF8 Girls instead*
Squall: ORIGHT LADIES BACK OFF! *Whipping his own whip*
Tidus: Hold on where are all the FFX/X-2's Girls?
Zell: ...*Point to Kimahri*
Kimahri: GO MATE YOUR OWN KIND! THATS GOES TO YOU TOO LADY YUNA!
Tidus: ...THATS ITS! I QUIT BEING THE GOOD GUY! I'M GOING TO JOIN THE BAD GUYS INSTEAD! *Exit out*
Zell: What a baby.
Cloud: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most emo of us all?
Mirror: Clearly, that's Squall.
Cloud: WHAT?! How can you possibly think that Squall is more emo than I?
Mirror: Oh, go cut yourself.
Cloud: I'll do just that, thank you very much. *Leaves*
Raijin: "It's totally been great since we been renowned as heroes, Y'know"
Fu: "NO"
Raijin: "What's wrong Fu, you want some fish"
Fu: "NO"
Raijin: "Alright..."
(Raijin leaves and then sits on the couch with Vincent)
Vincent: "Your arrival has lessened the once harmonic atmosphere, I was once shrouded by, the devils will Sin upon me, because of this misdemeanor's presence"
Raijin: "Yo!"
Vincent: "Insolent fool, why can't you think to compensate time with the lady Fu?"
(Fu barges in to the conversation)
Fu: "NO"
Raijin: "She's right, Y'know"
*later...*Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Acula
Squall: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most emo of us all?
Mirror: Tidus is THE most emo of you all.
Squall: WTF?!?
Mirror: Hes been like that after he found out that Yuna was having sex with Aeris.
Squall: ...CLOUD!
*Elsewhere*
Aeris: You know Yuna, you're more pettier than the most pettist flower there is.
Yuna: Oh you...*Blushing*
*To the table of side show freaks...*
Zell: Wait a minute! Wheres Kimahri?
RedXIII: Beats me.
*Kimahri apeared*
Kimahri: Sorry guys, I just got here. Lulu has put me in the vet for me to be...you know...
RedXIII: OUCH!
Aerith walks by carrying a plate of food. She drops an olive from her plate and as she goes to grab it, her theme begins to play... suddenly there is a HD level detail to herself and her eyes and skin begin to glisten. She starts to slowly nibble on the olive as light from the heavens begins to bathe her in it's warmth...
Every male character within a 30 meter radius begins to swoon over her... She neatly finishes the olive with a rather suggestive moan and the said guys fall over with nosebleeds. Aerith does a cute giggle and walks away, her music and heavenly light continue wherever she goes...
Rinoa, Tifa, and Terra are having drinks while they witness this...
Tifa: Gawd I hate her!
Rinoa and Terra: Tell me about it.
Tifa: She totally stole Cloud from me!
Terra: (Taking a sip from her wine) Oh that's a load of bull and you know it. You never liked Cloud until she showed up. You never gave him the time of day when you were kids, hell you barely showed any affection to him when he worked with you in AVALANCHE.
Rinoa: She's got you there Tifa. You didn't begin to really show any romantic interest until Aerith appeared and even she doesn't really give a damn about him, she has Zack...
All three take a moment to dwell on the sexiness of Zack...
Tifa: That's not fair to gang up on me. Besides, why do you hate her? She's not even in your games.
Terra: SHE'S A TOTAL RIP OFF OF ME!
Rinoa: I'M ALWAYS BEING NEGATIVELY COMPARED TO HER!
Tifa: Calm down and explain.
Terra: She completely copied me! We're both hunted by powerful organizations that want to exploit our abilities. We're both mixed races, we're both powerful magic users, we both had questionable interests in the lead males, we both made grand sacrifices to save the world! But just because I wasn't killed in :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty 97's era CG cutscenes, I get dropped like last weeks news... I was the token female that the fanboys worshipped! Even Celes hates her for stealing her theme...
Rinoa: Me, I'm always compared to her and everyone says I don't have a real personality. I'm more like a human being than she is! Her personality is like an evil cross between Barbie and Belldandy... But me? just cause I whine and tease Squall and have no buisness being in leaque with a military force, and maybe slept around a bit... I'm considered this evil, uninteresting, she-devil. What's wrong fanboys? Am I too REAL for you?! Well screw you! I know your girlfriends aren't since your typing with them!
Tifa: What's even worse is the fact that since she got killed, she's a martyr. Fanboys treat her like she's some virtual Holy Mother. How can we even compete?
Terra: We can always get a lobotamy so we'll be as shallow and airheaded as Yuna. She's the only girl among us that has been able to slightly get out of the shadow of Aerith.
Rinoa: Even though she's nothing more than an airheaded version of her?
Terra: Who's a copy of Lenna...
Tifa: Who's a copy of Rosa...
The three swallow the last of their drinks and slam them on the table with a heavy sigh...
Tifa, Rinoa, and Terra: Barkeep! We need another round!
To Be Continued...
*As Kain shows up...*
Host: Sir, a table is ready for you.
Kain: Ok...
*The host lead Kain to the 'Backsabbers table'
Kain: Oh crap!
Leon: Looks whos just join us.
Leo: That makes four now...
Kain: Wait, I only see you two.
Leon: He ment you inclunded...Leo whos the fourth person?
Bigg: Sorry guys.
Wlegd: You got no idea that me and Bigg apeared in 6, 7, and 8.
Kain: Hold on...You two were the bad guys in FF8.
Bigg: Thats why all five of use are on this 'backsabbing' table. Where were the good guys at one point, bad guys in the other.
Kain: WHAT! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.
Leo: What a baby.
Leon: I'm off.
Leo: Where to?
Leon: To beat the crap out of Squall.
Leo: ...Why?
Leon: Go play Kingdom Hearts!
Kain: Oh yea! Squall use the name Leon in Kingdom Hearts!
*Elsewhere*
Squall: Oh crap...
Cloud: What?
Squall: I'm a dead man.
Tidus: When you die, say hello to Auron while you there.
Cloud: Why?
Tidus: Dul! He dead!
Cloud: Oh...Do that to Areis as well.