IF ONLY THEY DIDNT HAVE MASSIVE EARS
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IF ONLY THEY DIDNT HAVE MASSIVE EARS
Pretend they are like Ferenghi and "melt" when you touch their ears ;)
I have them on Youtube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgeqlyf2s7o
They need to hire a new hairstylist.
they need to hire mercenaries to kill themselves off. just kidding.
They all need to be in my bedroom.
I need to think of a lame joke everybody else has already thought of about how much the Viera love "the Wood" for this thread. But I'm lazy now, so I'll do it later.
If humans eveolved from apes, did the humanoid Viera evolve from the sinful offspring of a chimp and a rabbit?
AMENQuote:
Originally Posted by BARRETT BRUTE
You guys are getting the wrong perspective ;)
Rabbit ears = rabbit behavior = mate like rabbits
I'd be a fan of said ears if I was a man! :p
I FAIL TO SEE WHY THIS THREAD EXIST.
Goddamn furries.
aye like it! anyone else???SAY AYE!!!
...Aye...
*shares Renmiri's perspective....and is a man! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
Bunny ears make good handlebars.
I dont think they mate at all.
I think they are born pregnant =O
There's no men lah.
they mate with the wood.
Lesbian secks now? The wood is a she she 8D.
Apparently male viera are well hidden 0.0
The male Viera are busy creating more Viera
They die of exhaustion ;)
Lol, some of those vieras look extremely frightened all the time. They're all high on something, forest spores? There are like, 3 types of Viera.
1. The airy fairy ones that wear hardly anything and wander around staring blankly
2. The guardswomen that think they're so cool
3. The important characters who look unlike any of the others, because they play a part in the story.
that line will automatically make any self-respecting viera chick turn you down. Any rabbit handler knows you dont' handle rabbits by their ears! It'd be like picking a man up with his yoohoo!Quote:
Originally Posted by farplaner
Viera's are Asexual and don't need to mate.
But they can be...inseminated by (SPOILER)certain Humes starting with the letter 'B'
Serious time.
Dynat Kid's Amazing Theory on Male VieraI think that there are male Viera, but they're just isolated from the women. I think the reason they're kept separately is because "the Wood" is female, so only female Viera can hear 'her' and are considered exalted, special, better than the males who can't hear the Wood. I think the males live in their own male-only villages deep within the Wood (banished 'cause they can't hear the Wood), and are only called upon in specific "mating periods" (which come along every 100-200 years) to come and re-populate Golmore Jungle with more little bunny people. And then of course, there are those specific Viera women, like Fran, venture out into Ivalice, and become impregnated by Hume males. But that's just me.
We don't see any Viera children either.
Which means, in viera society the dads take care of kids & cooking and the moms work :D (don't I wish! )
I didn't say I would use that line... (were Viera actually real).Quote:
Originally Posted by rubahthat line will automatically make any self-respecting viera chick turn you down. Any rabbit handler knows you dont' handle rabbits by their ears! It'd be like picking a man up with his yoohoo!Quote:
Originally Posted by farplaner
And even if I did, that still leaves all of the non-self-respecting Viera to pimp on. :tongue:
And your last statement is debatable: those glass bottles of that infamous chocolate drink "Yoohoo!" are pretty sturdy. double :tongue:
They need to take their sticks out of their asses and stop insulting my party. I thought they were cool.
That's probably it. The women keep them in chains, secretly making them do the most horrific tasks i.e changing nappies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
Perhaps it's the same situation as what fans say about the Mithra in FFXI. They keep the males chained up somewhere as sex slaves. XD
Well, they used to mate with the Vorpal Bunny, but I dunno what they'll do now.
:p That's it!!! Viera are the offspring of the Vorpal Bunny and the Treants! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by vorpal blade
I have always wondered about the Viera too, There are no males, No kids, So I think they are "Born" Out of a tree? I don't know, Just a guess, Maybe SE should have told us more.