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    they mate with the wood.

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    Lesbian secks now? The wood is a she she 8D.

    Apparently male viera are well hidden 0.0


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    The male Viera are busy creating more Viera
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    They die of exhaustion
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:



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    Lol, some of those vieras look extremely frightened all the time. They're all high on something, forest spores? There are like, 3 types of Viera.

    1. The airy fairy ones that wear hardly anything and wander around staring blankly

    2. The guardswomen that think they're so cool

    3. The important characters who look unlike any of the others, because they play a part in the story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by farplaner View Post

    Bunny ears make good handlebars.
    that line will automatically make any self-respecting viera chick turn you down. Any rabbit handler knows you dont' handle rabbits by their ears! It'd be like picking a man up with his yoohoo!

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    Viera's are Asexual and don't need to mate.
    But they can be...inseminated by (SPOILER)certain Humes starting with the letter 'B'
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    Serious time.

    Dynat Kid's Amazing Theory on Male VieraI think that there are male Viera, but they're just isolated from the women. I think the reason they're kept separately is because "the Wood" is female, so only female Viera can hear 'her' and are considered exalted, special, better than the males who can't hear the Wood. I think the males live in their own male-only villages deep within the Wood (banished 'cause they can't hear the Wood), and are only called upon in specific "mating periods" (which come along every 100-200 years) to come and re-populate Golmore Jungle with more little bunny people. And then of course, there are those specific Viera women, like Fran, venture out into Ivalice, and become impregnated by Hume males. But that's just me.


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    We don't see any Viera children either.

    Which means, in viera society the dads take care of kids & cooking and the moms work (don't I wish! )
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:



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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by farplaner View Post

    Bunny ears make good handlebars.
    that line will automatically make any self-respecting viera chick turn you down. Any rabbit handler knows you dont' handle rabbits by their ears! It'd be like picking a man up with his yoohoo!
    I didn't say I would use that line... (were Viera actually real).
    And even if I did, that still leaves all of the non-self-respecting Viera to pimp on.

    And your last statement is debatable: those glass bottles of that infamous chocolate drink "Yoohoo!" are pretty sturdy. double


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    They need to take their sticks out of their asses and stop insulting my party. I thought they were cool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    We don't see any Viera children either.

    Which means, in viera society the dads take care of kids & cooking and the moms work (don't I wish! )
    That's probably it. The women keep them in chains, secretly making them do the most horrific tasks i.e changing nappies.


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    Perhaps it's the same situation as what fans say about the Mithra in FFXI. They keep the males chained up somewhere as sex slaves. XD

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    Well, they used to mate with the Vorpal Bunny, but I dunno what they'll do now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vorpal blade View Post
    Well, they used to mate with the Vorpal Bunny, but I dunno what they'll do now.
    That's it!!! Viera are the offspring of the Vorpal Bunny and the Treants!
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:



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