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Tomorrow's my last day at my soul-sucking office job until I move and get another soul-sucking office job.
How do I go out with a bang without me getting arrested? Now, I'd like this to still be experience on my resume, so nothing too grandiose. You have until 9 AM EST to provide awesome responses.
wtf engrish *editga*
If you can spare the money, you should order a bunch of large pizzas and some soda. Maybe a giant sandwich. And buy everyone a kit-kat bar.
Shake hands with them all and tell them that it has been a pleasure working with each and every one of them. Walk up to your boss, shake his hand nice and firmly and say "Sir, I hope my next boss is as kind and awesome as you have been during my stay here. It has been a pleasure to work here."
They will never expect it.
Oh man, if I had the cash to expend it would completely blow their minds.
Talk to your boss to see if he'll help out a little bit. Half-half or something. If he's a pretty cool dude he might go for it but it is kinda a big thing to ask the day before you go. If not, just do the second part of what I said.
:p
Just be all "Sir, I'm kinda strapped for cash do to the move but I was wondering if you could maybe go half with me on a lunch party for everyone in the office."
He said that people won't be doing their jobs if I provide lunch for the whole office and that the designated lunch periods are spread out so that we all work in harmony while a person in our department is gone.
whattadick.
Tell him to go screw himself and he can't have a kit kat bar.
Make a pinata shaped like a printer so everyone can beat its PC Load Letter ass.
Or Bunny's idea. :choc2:
He does really need to take a break once in a while. *drumcrash*Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Yell out :SKULL::SKULL::SKULL::SKULL: YOU MR FERGUSON! Just kidding, i still need the experience.
wear just undearwear to work of course.
How about you put Icy-Hot on all the toilet seats and door handles?
...I'd do it
People get all freaked out later and start rubbing thier asses, giving others looks like "What the smurf?"
Buy an ass load of stickers, I'd say at least 30-50, and whenever you see your boss, slap him on the back all friendly like and put a sticker on his back. Just so you don't seem too suspicious, say, "I'm gonna miss you, Sir."
I wanted to work ... but I have to be in school :( :mad:
Put rat poison in his coffee.
You could spill a glass of water and say it was an accident. Those naive fools would believe you, while you'd be sticking it to the man BIG TIME.
LAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
I'd do it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Doing the whole 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta' montage is one of my life missions.
Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
Oh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
Best exit, ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasyjunkieOh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
roflmao that was great.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgriasBest exit, ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasyjunkieOh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
just dont forget to take the copy/fax machine >.>
>>> You are going straight to the top huh?..Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
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Originally Posted by dodhungryroflmao that was great.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgriasBest exit, ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasyjunkieOh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
just dont forget to take the copy/fax machine >.>
*Grins* :D Brilliant!
You should So~ save up and do this n_n!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
it's what I would do :D
carry around a handful of glitter in your pocket, and when it's time for you to clock out, go to your boss and be all;
"*shakes hand* thank you for the opportunity that you gave me working here, I enjoyed my time here and *throw the handful of glitter at bosses face*"
That should go over fairly well.
It'd work better if you do it at lunch, cause we all know, glitter does NOT come off easily.
Take a crap, melt it, and put in the coffee.
PS- It would be a good idea not to drink coffee tomorrow ;)
On my last day at my old job I was a good boy. I just ate everything because those suckers left me alone in the kitchen.
Now had you come to me a few weeks back I'd have said if there is an espresso machine/coffee machine which you have to load yourselves and can "volunteer to do the job" on you simply swap all the caffeinated coffee out for decaf (very slowly over the course of say a week) people won't notice in the end you want it to be around 20% caffeinated to 80% decaf in ALL coffee's (note carry granulated coffee for yourself should you wish to drink caffeinated coffee or drink tea same caffeine content) then on the LAST day you're there you volunteer to do the coffee machine now by this point everyone is drinking 2 - 3 times their usual compliment because they ain't getting a kick anymore what the hell is up with the coffee? kind of thing so you simply put double or tripple caffeine coffee in ALL compartments so that they're suddenly drinking 2 - 3 times the coffee and it's 2 - 3 times the caffeine of normal.........ensuring chaos is awesome just never ever admit you did it
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
best idea ever :thumb: :lol:
And I was just listening to Geto Boys yesterday xD
So yeah I'd suggest zombie infestation and/or arson.