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"Sadly, not a pizza T_T"
"URINATE HERE."
Megan Powell
1985 - 20??
"Oh well... At least I tried"
Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will.
This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
Will not be my epitaph.
"im not really dead dig me out!"
"God, save me from the Christians."
They're going to cremate me.
"Here lies a Very sexy Man"
"I died and all I got was this lousy tombstone"
I have no idea. I'll figure it out closer to the time, or let my perents if I were to die soon. and I think I'd rather be cremated or something.
OH MY GOSH LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!...JUST KIDDING
-Brady
"25% durability on ALL equipment? SCREW THAT."
"resu pls ;_;"
Why are you reading my tombstone...
Don't waste your life as I did mine!
THE JACKEL
"I used to post on EoFF to discuss this."
He lies.
"A'yo, this ya' boy Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa representin' New Orleans, Louisiana from beyond the grave ya' heard me! A'yo, watch ya' ass 'cause my soul be snipin' you bastards! A'yo, how did I get here again? Chillin' with Psychotic? DAMMIT! HE DRUGGED ME WITH DRUGGED DRUGS!!!!!! A'yo, Psychotic, you number one on my rise from the dead and kick ass on those who piss me off list! Britney Spears is second...Peace out bitches!:cool: (SPOILER)Hehehe...don't ban me. Just being funny...
"[insert a meaningful message about life here]"
Help me
The shame of being an atheist, is that I was never able to dance and laugh as I learned I was right and they wrong about the afterlife - for I am now dead and rotted, and they are very much the same or simply waiting for it.
"Now do you believe I'm sick?"
'Party at my house'
or
'I'm Dead :bigsmile:' (Yes, it includes the smilie)
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
"I had right of way"
"No-one can live forever...yes im looking at you phychotic!"
'No way...I'm not staying here!!!"
"You're next."
I'm representing for the gangsta's all across the world, STILL hittin' them corners in them low-low's girl :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
"I'm in your grave, digging out your corpses"
... it wasn't going come eventually.
No it wasn't.
"Game Over.
Continue?
Yes / No"
"Took life too seriously..."
"shout 4 raiz plz <pos>"
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I answered this sometime before. Relating to boxing:
Don't start counting, because i'm not get up.
an true hero
pwn'd
and/or
here lies link
AN TRUE HERO? MORE LIKE "AN LITTLE MANUS" AM I RITE?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
"I think I just had an Evilgasm"
Theres also
"I had a run in with a Tiny Fire breathing Avatar of death and didn't live to tell the tail."
Enough OOtS.
"Damn you Kira!"
''I'm not in this grave... Just having vacation away from you!''
"Stop staring, you creepy bastard."
"NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ROADKILL"
:jess:!
a giant picture of the above.
No. Just no.
What you lookin at?
or
Here lies a dead man.
^Thats a given.
or
Next time you die. Dont forget to end it like Kuja.
[strike]See you in Hell[/strike]
Thumbs up Everyone!!!1
d---o_0---b
"Hey, wanna swap places?"
"Oops! Didn't expect this to happen."
"I'll get you next time Gadget!"
That or
"HERE LIES ALICE! Zooomggg, now that you've read this you must refer this tombstone to five of your friends in 5 minutes, otherwise i'll rise from the dead and haunt you at night. K, GO."
Segmentation Fault
I fail.
"Avenge me, somebody!"
"General protection fault"
or
"Data write failure"
or maybe neither because they are just too damn geeky...O_o
"Fonz always loved his tequila"
"Here lies the coolest dude that ever lived, then died."
"Down, with the kids."
"No man wrote this epitaph. What is a man? a miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk! Have at you." *People run off in terror from my awesome power*
"Didn't see that one coming."
";-;"
"Brb"
"SephiroThisHere|Away"
"BBL"
"<--------I'm with stupid ------>"
"By stupid I mean Jesus."
"BOOM HEADSHOT!"
"here lies Tidus
I was just a memory.......
Besaid 1989-2007"
"YOU GOT MY MONEY >:["
"BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Cloud Strife, Teacher, Brother, Secret lover."
"Ouch."
"out for the count."
"I swear I wont do it again."
"That fat dude fell on me D:"
"MLT to be driving the bus."
"MLT to be hit by the bus."
"Unluckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"Don't worry about it"
"IRC was down D:
LOOK WHAT YOU DID AEXODEN!!!!!!!!"
But ya, Besaid 1989-whatever shouldl be on alll of them.
I'm with stupid--->" with your wife's tomb next to you saying "<---I'm with stupid"
"Remind me next time not to push the red button"
"Be back later, went to hell for a few years."
";-; Nyoro~n"
"I sold my soul to GameStop"
"On vacation"
"Is my body still in the casket?"
"GET ME OUTA HERE! THESE BUGS ARE ANNOYING!"
"I got pwnd by God..."
"Eh, What's this? The winning lottery ticket?!?!?OMG AND IT'S IN MY COFFIN!!!"
"May his mullet live on."
Don't Touch My Stuff
"There is a secret passageway to a time machine in my grave. I need two people to come along with me. Bring your own weapons. Safety Not Guaranteed"
"Last thing i saw was $3.59 at the local Gas Station."
"You have been banned from this grave"
"Note to self: Hot Coffee is really hot."
"I had some relationship with your husband/wife"
"Where am i?"
"Where's Waldo?"
"Warning: You are stepping on a radioactive body."
I just wouldnt stop coffin
"CoD, Cease of blood flow to the brain...P.S. Agrias' signarute is highly arousing."
"Logged off."
"Finally, in peaces."
"Speed lives....I dont."
"Here lies Richter, mysteriously disappeared after defeating dracula, 5 years ago."
"BOOM HEADSHOT!!!"
"Connection timed out."
"Connection reset by evil peer."
"PING TIME OUT~"
"Get ready for #23523"
"I didn't like 300"
"w00pz."
"born 1337, died 2007"
403 Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /psi.cadaver on this server.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...re/ff1tomb.png
BAD END
THIS IS NOT A TRUE ENDING!
TAKE THE MAGIC CRYSTAL BALL
AND YOU WILL OPEN THE PATH TO THE SECRET ROAD
"Connection reset by peer"
"This is what happens when you take God Mode off."
"Do the dew or the dew will do you."
"Albus dumbledore
Severus please...
AVADA KADAVA!" (had to lol)
"Account deleted"
"Lives left: 0"
"ON FIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"I wanted to be cremated D:"
"Who farted?!?!Wasn't me."
"<[head]>Cannot be found<[/head]>
"/suicide"
"Uptime, 17 years."
"Here's what 70 years of marriage ends up."
"Finally, i can go to sleep without hearing my wife nagging."
"You are looking at a tombstone.
I am dead.
One of these is true." (YAY PARADOXES)
" 'Milk helps prevent osteoperosis' my ass"
"Whole lotta death."
"MLT to be reincarnated"
"BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!"
"Whole lotta death."
sephirothishere: "I thought you were joking"
(he wanted me to post it)
Dig Here.
"*age of death* undead warlock lfg"
The amount of funny this thread has recently received is somewhere in the 0 range. In response, I give you the following:
"Here I lie
Broken Hearted
Tried to live
But only di-ed"
oh ho ho ho
I am not helping.
winQuote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
10/10
qft
etc
I miss wow forums. Banned until Friday :(
Cloudane
Banned
or
God sets mode +b Cloudane
Cloudane was kicked by God (die)
Nothing.
My family probably won't like to spend the money it will cost to engrave the damn thing.
No, you can't have my stuff
Quote:
Originally Posted by sephirothishere
LOL~ That was unexpected.
LOOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
wtf I dont want to be under but on the top!:D
I do not know if I will have one since I want to be cremated. If a did though it would have some sort of spiritual reference or something like that.
EDIT: Maybe something like this:
"Therein lies a child,
Who is scattered upon the Mother.
Returning to whence he came,
To be reborn once again."
Not really poetic but has a significant meaning for myself. :/
"Out of order" :bigsmile:
"The number you have dialed, 666, is currently unavailable. Please try again at a later time."
"Thank you please come again!" :bigsmile:
>< XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
I'm not sure what mine'll say. Probably something simple and sarcastic concerning how I died, and how much I hate melted cheese :/
"I'm with stupid ------->"
"Just because your friends are doing it, DONT JUMP OFF BRIDGES!"
"I win. You owe me £20."
FINALLY
I'm dead beacause of a heart attack i had a heart attack beacause i caught my grandson masterbating I'ts all his fault
"...wtf?"
"Did I win the bet on who would die first?"
"i was wrongfully accused!!"
I did that one already kthx you stinky idea stealer >:[Quote:
"I'm with stupid ------->"
Aussi, I still have made the most clever and amusing epitaphs thus far.
TRY AGAIN BUNNY!
"Non-smokers die EVERY DAY"
Im buried face down so you can kiss my ass
OR
on the front
TO get to the message, read back of tombstone
On the back
To get to the message read front of tombstone
"He was not an actor . . . he was not a waiter . . . he was not a steward . . . he was not a swordsman . . . he was not a brother . . . he was not a father . . . he was not an uncle . . . he was not a prince . . . he was not a king . . . he was not a boy . . . he was not a man . . . she was a woman . . . did you not see that coming?"
what are you looking at?
or maybe "get the hell off my grave!!!"
"DAMN YOU JUDAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
"I broke the terms of agreement :( "
"Here lies someone who was far cooler then you."
"I woke up dead"
or
"Didn't see that one coming"
"I spent my kid's inheritence."
or
"Holy s**t! That was a bomb?!"
or
"I didn't smoke pot, and something bad happened."
or
"A dead guy stole my money, so I'm busy kicking his ass. Take a number."
or
"I told you Russian Roullet was a great alternitive for Rock-Paper-Siccors."
or
"You've been rejected."
or
"Hey, I didn't know that God was a fan of the Saints."
or
"I thought a G-Bomb was a good thing."
or
"Say hello to my little friend, Hitler." Hitler:"Oh crap!!!"
or
"Uncle Sam want's you!"
"You're standing on me."
"This data has been wiped."
or
"Under this sod lies another."
I got another...
"1992-20??, If I knew I was gonna die this early I would've eaten more butter"
Im buried face down so you can kiss my ass
Umm, are youQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
A)Atheist
B)Believe people came from the Earth?
Remember youth as you pass by
As you was once, so once was I
As I am now, soon you shall be
Prepare to die and follow me.
I'd make technology to make it so that it would show the name of anyone who looked at it. :D
Byebye.
BBL
"You all knew i was great!"
So THATS why its called a FINAL fantasy!
:) I think someone once told me that someone from my grandparent generation had that on his gravestone, what a guy :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Acula
Not to answer for 'em, but it sounds like 'B' worded in a slightly less... 'ridiculous' way ;) I.e. a believer in spiritual energy (the soul, if you like) coming from the Earth. The Gaia theory (for Mother Planet) is popular amongst some Asians including those who write Final Fantasy (it was used in FFVII, FFX/X-2 and TSW to name the ones I can think of)Quote:
Originally Posted by SpammermanUmm, are youQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
A)Atheist
B)Believe people came from the Earth?
It's a nice concept, no more ridiculous (IMO more believable) than everything being put together by a bearded man in the sky hehe.
(As for me, I don't hold to one particular belief, I'd rather stay open minded, but I do like the Gaia theory)
"I need a hug... :("
"Do not press the red button: (_)"
"Party at my grave tonight! 9PM - 5AM! FREE BEER"
"Only God knows what I did....And the government."
"I got banned from #earth so now i'm in #heaven."
"God's calling, hold on a few."
"I'm playing Playstation 10 in heaven. God loves me :-) "
"Oh crap..."
"SOMEONE BRING ME BACK TO EARTH! THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN DEW LEFT IN HEAVEN OR HELL!"
GOED!
They'll never find my body
Levian's body
Here lyes George Fit and hearted,
he tried to fight but only farted.
"you can't have my room"
"i'm dead and the best thing i did was eat a doughnut"
"60 years and this is where i end up"
I'd do it again! I'd do you again!
"I told you I'd kill myself if I didn't win a Ciddie. But would you listen? Nooooooo."
"This server sucked so I'm starting a new life in another one."
"I thought i had God Mode on... so i jumped off a building."
"The man in the room told me 'You are poisoned. I have two vials here, one with the antidote while the other is the poison. Chose your desiny' ... Take a wild guess what vial i chose."
"Nobody home, i'm in the dead girl's tomb next door."
"If you hear moaning, don't worry about it."
''Is this what you want?''
''BRB''
''Did you send those invitations?''
''Now I know why to keep my mouth shut.''
''No worries I have a deal with Death.''
''Oh so this is what after life looks like!''
"Here lies our friend Dr. Acula. She wasn't as stretchy as we thought..."
probably one of my proses, but i don't know which one.