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So, how would you get yourself out of a dyer situation, when you're tied up to a chair, and the guy holding you hostage is planning to do some pretty bad things with you.
What do you think you could do? Seriously, would you break down in tears or be a wannabe s.w.a.t man/woman? Would you reason with the bastard if you get out, or kill him, or severely injure him, and how would you do it.
I'd bite his throat. RAWR
I would likely become very aroused
I'd just let him change my hair color. Oh ho ho.
Whatever I would do would be pretty damn spur of the moment. I don't think I'd be thinking too clearly.
I'd just sit there and die. I wouldn't feel like fussing with it.
Personally, I just think I'd wait to get killed, and if an opportunity comes knockin' then I'll make a run for it, but only if there are a handful amount of unexperienced kidnappers.
Yup. Jack Baur style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
I'd probably lure him into a false sense of security, using my feminine allure, and then:
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Originally Posted by Cim
Jack Bauer is a crazy son of a bitch. Literally, I hate his father. In the Tv show.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirielYup. Jack Baur style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
I'd show him all my cat macros and he'd fall in love with me.
Shame i'm not gay.
I'd tell jokes, and make him laugh himself to death. Then I'd rot in the chair until someone rescued me :D
I'm too good to be tied to a chair in the first place. I'd have beaten them to death before it got to that stage.
I would rely on my charm and wit.
I am smurfed.
*throws up*Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I'd beg.
Dang that's what I was gonna say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Those "bad" things are just prolly naughty, and i'd be all for it if the guy was mildly cute. Then as he's all "relaxed", I'd kick him in the face. Then get out and tie him up and well... yeah... :D
Probably piss him off and be a martyr :D
Mr. Incredible would save me.
Use my razor-sharp wit to cut the rope.
Oh ho ho, you slay me Wesley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I'd Bauer him. That, or I'd smugly sit there and let him get started, only for my amazing backup plan to come into effect and save me effortlessly, turning the tables on him - the lemmings will climb the cliffs.
I'd "negotiate" with him...:jokey:
I'd probably try reasoning with him, then when that fails I'd go all Hyde on his ass.
Not literally on his ass. But...yeah. Anyone who saw last week's James Nesbit thingy knows what I'm on about.
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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
I like where this is going.
Heh, that's exactly what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
I'd keep shifting my weight and try to use my body and the chair as an improvised bludgeon-like implement.
Something like toppling the chair over and then squirming around to try and trip the person.
If my legs were not secured and the person was male, I'd kick him in the nuts.
I doubt I'd do anything, Id be too scared.
But then what do you do when he stands up?Quote:
Originally Posted by darksword12
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Hey, lets not include anything sexual or that sort of implication. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by LachrymosaHeh, that's exactly what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Who the hell said they were, you freakin pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardHey, lets not include anything sexual or that sort of implication. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by LachrymosaHeh, that's exactly what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Oli's speech at the end of Hostel was amazing. I think it was (paraphrased): every time you look in the mirror you will see me. Completely freaked out the German guy.
Anyway I don't know whether I would just accept death or would try to struggle out. Now I feel depressed because Hostel 2 was a terrible movie.