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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    I would likely become very aroused
    Dang that's what I was gonna say.

    Those "bad" things are just prolly naughty, and i'd be all for it if the guy was mildly cute. Then as he's all "relaxed", I'd kick him in the face. Then get out and tie him up and well... yeah...

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    Probably piss him off and be a martyr

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    Mr. Incredible would save me.

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    Use my razor-sharp wit to cut the rope.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    I'd just let him change my hair color. Oh ho ho.
    Oh ho ho, you slay me Wesley.

    I'd Bauer him. That, or I'd smugly sit there and let him get started, only for my amazing backup plan to come into effect and save me effortlessly, turning the tables on him - the lemmings will climb the cliffs.

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    I'd "negotiate" with him...


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    I'd probably try reasoning with him, then when that fails I'd go all Hyde on his ass.

    Not literally on his ass. But...yeah. Anyone who saw last week's James Nesbit thingy knows what I'm on about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    I would likely become very aroused


    I like where this is going.

    Boldly go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    I would likely become very aroused
    Heh, that's exactly what I was thinking.
    Disclaimer: The above does not necessarily represent the opinions of anyone.

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    I'd keep shifting my weight and try to use my body and the chair as an improvised bludgeon-like implement.

    Something like toppling the chair over and then squirming around to try and trip the person.

    If my legs were not secured and the person was male, I'd kick him in the nuts.

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    I doubt I'd do anything, Id be too scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksword12 View Post
    Something like toppling the chair over and then squirming around to try and trip the person.
    But then what do you do when he stands up?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachrymosa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    I would likely become very aroused
    Heh, that's exactly what I was thinking.
    Hey, lets not include anything sexual or that sort of implication.
    EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazzard View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lachrymosa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    I would likely become very aroused
    Heh, that's exactly what I was thinking.
    Hey, lets not include anything sexual or that sort of implication.
    Who the hell said they were, you freakin pervert.

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    Grin

    Oli's speech at the end of Hostel was amazing. I think it was (paraphrased): every time you look in the mirror you will see me. Completely freaked out the German guy.

    Anyway I don't know whether I would just accept death or would try to struggle out. Now I feel depressed because Hostel 2 was a terrible movie.

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