"I'll send an SOS to the world!"

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07-06-2007, 05:35 PM
Goldenboko

"I'll send an SOS to the world!"

"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."

If you could only write three (Exactly three, no less either!) words in a message in a bottle, and you where stranded what would they be?

Mine would probably go like...

"Bring me Beer!"
07-06-2007, 05:39 PM
Sergeant Hartman

"Help me lol"
07-06-2007, 05:43 PM
Araciel

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

"Help me Obiwan"

fixed

also,

'Eat my shorts.'
07-06-2007, 05:43 PM
Goldenboko

Oh I just got another, How about...

"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
07-06-2007, 05:48 PM
Namelessfengir

i need sex
07-06-2007, 05:59 PM
Black Angel

"Screw you all!"
07-06-2007, 05:59 PM
Bunny

I love you.
07-06-2007, 05:59 PM
Rye

tits or gtfo

(They could fly me off the deserted island, you see.)

http://www.friendsofomersgullywood.c...reatTitLOW.jpg
07-06-2007, 06:01 PM
Bunny

gtfo, last I checked, was an acronym, not a word. Rye fails at the thread.
07-06-2007, 06:02 PM
Rye

tits or shoo

Good? >:]
07-06-2007, 06:03 PM
LunarWeaver

Cim killed me.

If I'm going down, so is somebody else. :mad2:
07-06-2007, 06:03 PM
Bunny

THAT IS FOUR WORDS!

FAILURE AGAIN!
07-06-2007, 06:58 PM
Harmless

Well if I knew where I was stranded, I'd write "Stranded Insert Place Name Here Rescue."

If I had absolutely no idea where I was, I'd write "Insert My First Name Here Insert My Last Name Here Alive."

That way hopefully whoever found the bottle would be intrigued enough to find out who I was, and contact my relatives, and then my relatives would know I was still alive and hopefully try to rescue me.
07-06-2007, 07:31 PM
rubah

"I have treasure"
07-06-2007, 07:52 PM
PuPu

"Can't find me." :tongue:
07-06-2007, 07:53 PM
Tavrobel

"OMG Cave Cricket"
07-06-2007, 07:56 PM
Fonzie

"Lick for tattoo"
07-06-2007, 07:59 PM
Psychotic

I hate EoFF.
07-06-2007, 08:01 PM
Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."

I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.

"I'm at arrrrgggghhhhh..." at which point I was eaten by a ferocious monster inhabiting the island. Hint: I wrote "arrrrgggghhhhh" as I was being eaten.
07-06-2007, 08:02 PM
Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."

I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.

Lucky.

I'd send this one hoping PuPu gets it:

"No, I win."
07-06-2007, 08:03 PM
Northcrest

"Bring unlimited Hamburgers!"
07-06-2007, 08:04 PM
Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."

I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.

Lucky.

I'm in a box, though, so I'll have to stay away from the bathroom. From what I understand about boxes in Wrigley, with enough people in the stadium, the bathrooms in the boxes shake.
07-06-2007, 08:07 PM
Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

"I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my..."

I'm going to see them tonight at Wrigley Field.

Lucky.

I'm in a box, though, so I'll have to stay away from the bathroom. From what I understand about boxes in Wrigley, with enough people in the stadium, the bathrooms in the boxes shake.

Bring diapers :Oo:
07-06-2007, 08:51 PM
Sweet Beloved

Help Me Out?
07-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Sergeant Hartman

Made you read!
07-06-2007, 09:30 PM
Namelessfengir

seven days LOL
07-06-2007, 10:22 PM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

knock me out
07-06-2007, 10:37 PM
Old Manus

twelve inches, bitch
07-07-2007, 12:17 AM
Rocket Edge

Cool, drawing paper.
07-07-2007, 12:19 AM
Roto13

DO NOT WANT!
07-07-2007, 12:35 AM
Jessweeee♪

Rescue [location]

If the location is only one word I might include my name in there.

....I wanted to be cool and post a genuine answer.
07-07-2007, 12:57 AM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Rescue [location]

If the location is only one word I might include my name in there.

....I wanted to be cool and post a genuine answer.

How would you know the exact location where you were? :lol:
07-07-2007, 01:05 AM
Jessweeee♪

I'd know! I'd have a map, and...

I'D JUST KNOW!
07-07-2007, 01:47 AM
Tavrobel

Something tells me that you haven't learned how to use direction and longitude/latitude to tell people your location.
07-07-2007, 04:45 AM
Leen-Leen

"I'm lost, kthxbai." or maybe, "this is odd." Or more likely, "HELP ME PLEASE!"
07-07-2007, 04:49 AM
Odaisé Gaelach

It's the Others!
07-07-2007, 04:50 AM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

Something tells me that you haven't learned how to use direction and longitude/latitude to tell people your location.

I am only one year old after all :cry:
07-07-2007, 11:07 AM
Loony BoB

Stranded! [insert location using longitude and latitude codes].
07-07-2007, 03:23 PM
theundeadhero

I like hotdogs.
07-07-2007, 03:28 PM
JackNapier

"send FF6 plz"
07-07-2007, 03:41 PM
KentaRawr!

Let's say this place is called Island.

Island, mine. Inhabitplz.
07-07-2007, 11:15 PM
StarlightAngel

SOS brigade forthewinlol.

Or alternately,

Iamstranded onanislandcalled [insert name of island]
07-08-2007, 12:53 AM
Comet

i am god
07-08-2007, 05:47 AM
Ramza Beoulve

"Can't Touch Me!" *Starts dancing*
07-08-2007, 06:02 AM
ZeZipster

Ha, it's empty.
07-08-2007, 06:11 AM
Rengori

SLAYER smurfING ROCKS
07-08-2007, 07:45 AM
Nominus Experse

Please Send Sex
07-08-2007, 08:08 PM
Iceglow

3 words hum?

3 words.......

"for sex call"
"man like tits"
"get me out"
"bush is gay"
"green fried chicken"
"monkeys ate me"
"tastes like chicken"
"no more rum"
"Yours Sincerely < name >"

Theres about a million things I can think of that are 3 letters long but not all are acceptable for eoff

Reason for editga...it put my name tag as missing because it thought it was code...stupid forum.
07-08-2007, 10:45 PM
Tifa's Real Lover(really

stop reading this
07-08-2007, 10:53 PM
atlanteay

check my email
07-09-2007, 12:15 AM
James Leopold

Bohemian Rhapsody owns
07-09-2007, 01:21 AM
Evastio

I'd probably put "save stranded guy".

Then again, a rescue message that vague would probably not get me rescued successfully.

Or I'd put in co-ordinates and a map. I'd put drawings and put the exact length of my location from some other location in kilometers. I'd draw the location that they'd need to start from to reach me. The only words I'd probably have to use are west/east, north/south, and kilometers.

Of course that wouldn't prove useful if the person who got it didn't speak English.
07-09-2007, 01:50 AM
Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by PyroManiak

How dare you undermind Thepolice by making their music so literal...I could think of 100 butter question'trhreads pertaining to that song

ftt: "eye slar scheisser"

Yes, yes, I know the song was actually about that nuclear incident, the lyrics just so happen to match what I needed for a thread :p

On the front
"Look at back"

On the back
"Look at front"
07-09-2007, 01:56 AM
Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by PyroManiak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyroManiak

How dare you undermind Thepolice by making their music so literal...I could think of 100 butter question'trhreads pertaining to that song

ftt: "eye slar scheisser"

Yes, yes, I know the song was actually about that nuclear incident, the lyrics just so happen to match what I needed for a thread :p

On the front
"Look at back"

On the back
"Look at front"

I don't like associating songs with real life event or places anymore, thats yesterdays style...

I meant other stuff

Thats what the song is actually about though. Thats like saying "I fail to accept the artist wanted to sing about a current issue!"

PS- In the words of Rengori.
"MORE COW BELL!"
07-09-2007, 03:35 AM
~*~Celes~*~

Noes I'm Pregnant :(
07-09-2007, 03:39 AM
ReloadPsi

The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."
07-09-2007, 03:40 AM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReloadPsi

The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."

And you'd get this nerve gas... Where?
07-09-2007, 03:41 AM
ReloadPsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReloadPsi

The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."

And you'd get this nerve gas... Where?

See that's just it: Dropping the message in water (if you live long enough) would reveal the preceding hidden words "Might as well suspend your disbelief, because"

They have to be hidden so I don't get caught breaking the three-word rule at the time of writing.
07-09-2007, 03:43 AM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReloadPsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReloadPsi

The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."

And you'd get this nerve gas... Where?

See that's just it: Dropping the message in water (if you live long enough) would reveal the preceding hidden words "Might as well suspend your disbelief, because"

They have to be hidden so I don't get caught breaking the three-word rule at the time of writing.

I dun get it :bigsmile:
07-09-2007, 05:09 AM
Fatal Impurity

"I got owned"

or

"I am god!"

or

"Your a noob"
07-09-2007, 05:09 AM
Brennan

I am alive!
07-09-2007, 08:49 AM
Slade

'Return to Sender'
07-09-2007, 02:54 PM
Lynx

"fill with coffee"
07-09-2007, 04:54 PM
Brennan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

'Return to Sender'

XD

"Damn you , Louis!"
07-09-2007, 06:43 PM
daggertrepe

I want Mabius

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