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...what would you do? Who would you slap in the face, who would you stalk obsessively, where would you live, how would you make money?
I would probably hunt down every last character and talk at them incessantly until they placed a restraining order. Then I would try to befriend Kefka...nyahahaha...
Lets say you can arrive in the world at ANY point during the timeline, pre game, postgame, during the game, whatever.
I would go there before the game started in order to accumulate a decent amunt of exp and gil, then hit on Tina in the world of ruin.
I would bring skiing to Narshe and build a posh ski resort.
The FFVI world doesn't seem like it would ever be a fun place to be. Things just go from bad to worse.
Myes, but the point is not the world, its the PEOPLE and what you would do with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by AOp
Still, if you do not wish to teleport, so be it.
I'd do something naughty with Edgar involving me, him and a whole lotta sand. Yes we'd submerge Figaro to escape the Empire. We'd be very naughty doing that.
I'd also slap Gau and teach him how to be normal.
There should be no question what I'd do. :)
I would cause mischief! Oooh, yes! Such mischief will I cause with Umaro. We will throw snowballs!
Hang out with the children in Mobliz and read them bedtime stories? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Of course I would!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletHang out with the children in Mobliz and read them bedtime stories? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
You know, Until I unleashed an unholy take over and have the kids learn the ways of the Zozonians then take them to Kefkas tower and sacrifice them with Bipper's Goets.
But you didn't hear that from me! :D
Of course not. ;)
But what about your unholy evil partnership with Kefka?
Well duhh~ I'd be sacrificing the kids and goets -with- him. If I wasn't on his side I'd be doing it in the confort of my own home! I mean, ever evil villain needs a sexy trophy wife toQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
stab him in the face when he's asleep so she can take over the world you all would be instand by him and watch his ultimate goal of destruction prevail!
Avarice-ness is a trophy wife! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessWell duhh~ I'd be sacrificing the kids and goets -with- him. If I wasn't on his side I'd be doing it in the confort of my own home! I mean, ever evil villain needs a sexy trophy wife toQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
stab him in the face when he's asleep so she can take over the world you all would be instand by him and watch his ultimate goal of destruction prevail!
Squat in Doma and start my own country!
id fry up some moogle see how it tastes.
I'd probably be in one of those hidden chocobo stables, where nobody ever visits, oblivious to the destruction of the world.
I'd be stalking Avarice while she does all of that.
Maxx live off Veldt! Uaoow! Uaaoooww!!
I'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Rengori
My god myQuote:
Originally Posted by ÜbelI'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Rengori
Cultfanclub is already behind me in my plans forworld dominationnew world orderconstructive world cristism.
You act like you didn't know I existed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessMy god myQuote:
Originally Posted by ÜbelI'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Rengori
Cultfanclub is already behind me in my plans forworld dominationnew world orderconstructive world cristism.
I would help Flying Mullet by chilling with the Moogles and making their lair part of the ski resort. You know a cool place to hang out, dance, no random encounters, and HAY!
Oh dear God, what have I done in creating this thread!
...
Meh, what the hell, I'll join too.
Well, first thing's first, I'd liberally hit on the mayor of Zozo.
But inbetween that, let's see. I'd hunt down Gogo and disrobe him/her/it. Not for sexual purposes, just curiosity.
And if things didn't work out between Locke and Celes, I'd take her back to the room with chains and live out some of my youngest fantasies.
ok, that last one was too much information, wasn't it?
I'VE NEVER MET RENREN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I SWEAR, HE'S JUST A RANDOM PERSON WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUNDQuote:
Originally Posted by RengoriYou act like you didn't know I existed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessMy god myQuote:
Originally Posted by ÜbelI'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Rengori
Cultfanclub is already behind me in my plans forworld dominationnew world orderconstructive world cristism.
Gotta keep up pretenses. Silly RenRen. :razz:
Welcome, You can sign yourQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
life awayright on this line.. ____
basically it means that you'll help mewith world dominationclean some homeless shelters and get on your hands and knees toshove a jidoorians head in the sanddo some hardcore scrubbing on the mayor of Jidoors car! :D
What would you do when I told you I had an offer you couldn't refuse? :razz:Quote:
Originally Posted by ,,,
I'd Fondle Kefka's Hair. :3
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Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Done. Now when do we start our plans forworld dominationlunch?
Waho! Right about now, we'll be feasting on some roast beast whileQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberryQuote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Done. Now when do we start our plans forworld dominationlunch?
killingbeing very kind to the poor jidoorian kids whowere forced to cook itso kind to make it for us!
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Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS
I'd go around bitching about how much I hate the esper system.
The espers would never choose you (which might cause you to hate them more)
And why would I want to refuse??Quote:
What would you do when I told you I had an offer you couldn't refuse? :razz:
Yeah..... that's the room.... now excuse me while I take a cold shower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
i'd be a counselor for Dwane and whats-her-face. Eileen, was it?
Owain and Elaine I think.
It's a reference to something, but I can't remember what.
Edit: D'oh, that's right. They were a knight and lady in stories about King Arthur, I think.
Owain is Cyan's son, it's duane and elaine i think
Isn't Duane that man in Mobliz? The one who knocked Katrine up?Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Oh i thought elaine was the girl who got knocked up, but katrine sounds right
Gah:
Cyan's family: Elaine and Owain
Stupid kids: Duane and Katarin/Katrine/whatev
Capture, cook and eat Relm.
I'd be in WOB, then die after the whole Floating Continent incident so that I don't have to live in a world where people have nothing better to do than level grind.
I'll just send my guys out to knock you off before you had a chance to die in WoR...Quote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
OH NO WAIT!
I'd have my guys lock you in seclusion until the incident passed, then we'd release you to like right when Kefka starts zapping everything, then we'd all some how save you from every way of death possible! =D You're not dying on my watch, EVERRRRR!
Probably end up on one of those towns that surround Vector so I can moan about being oppressed by the Empire and laugh when the Espers go insane on it.
Why not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
i'd live in Zozo and always tell the truth....or WOULD i?!?
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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
The world will never know!
While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.
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Originally Posted by f f freak
Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.
PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~
Yeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessQuote:
Originally Posted by f f freak
Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.
PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~
I live in the British equivalent of Zozo. I felt like diversifying, though I'm still flattered by the offer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessWhy not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
I would live off on my own as a hermit in the mountains, only stopping by towns when I absolutely needed supplies and could not get them on my own otherwise.
Or maybe I would live in Thamasa, that seems like it would be a pretty cool place to live.
Isn't pretty much all of Britian like Zozo at the moment?Quote:
Originally Posted by HeathI live in the British equivalent of Zozo. I felt like diversifying, though I'm still flattered by the offer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessWhy not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
*anxiously awaiting the catfight*Quote:
Originally Posted by f f freakYeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessQuote:
Originally Posted by f f freak
Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.
PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~
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Originally Posted by Rengori
I'm not paticularly patriotic, but that is a very broad and pretty insulting generalisation. Nope. :P
You mean perfect in every single way? Yep spot on. Well done you. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RengoriIsn't pretty much all of Britian like Zozo at the moment?Quote:
Originally Posted by HeathI live in the British equivalent of Zozo. I felt like diversifying, though I'm still flattered by the offer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessWhy not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
I was talking about the major flooding I've heard about on the news, I guess it's not as bad as they say.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberryQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
I'm not paticularly patriotic, but that is a very broad and pretty insulting generalisation. Nope. :P
I thought Zozo was just rainy? Didn't realise it was flooded as well, but we have had some rather bad flooding in England as of late. I was more on about the type of people and pride of appearance that my village and Zozo seem to share.
Insult!? it is a compliment to be compared to ZozoQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberryQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
I'm not paticularly patriotic, but that is a very broad and pretty insulting generalisation. Nope. :P
Oh. Well Avarice's raining 24/7 part threw me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
if i was in ff6 land.... id blow my brains out cuz i was in smurfing ff6 land!!!!
Too bad there aernt any guns or explosives
http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...emies/Bomb.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Don't worry I have people who can do that to you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
COME ON REN LET'S GO THROW SOME OF THOSE BOMBS AROUND!! =DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengorihttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...emies/Bomb.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
> >. We have the best water drainage system EVER KNOWN TO MAN.Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriOh. Well Avarice's raining 24/7 part threw me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
You'd like that wouldn't you!?Quote:
Originally Posted by ,,,*anxiously awaiting the catfight*Quote:
Originally Posted by f f freakYeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessQuote:
Originally Posted by f f freak
Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.
PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~
I've even got your costumes picked out =)Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
You'd like that wouldn't you!?Quote:
Originally Posted by ,,,*anxiously awaiting the catfight*Quote:
Originally Posted by f f freakYeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessQuote:
Originally Posted by f f freak
Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.
PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~
...but come to think of it, I can't help being a /little/ weirded out that the question is "what would you do if you were in FFVI" and the only answers I have are at least borderline pervy.
...and least I haven't strayed into the realm of human-on-moogle sex. Yet. We'd all better just hope I don't come up with a way to figure out which ones are female. Or stop caring.
Wow, every sentence in that paragraph was a turn for the worse. That's gotta be a record of some kind.
IN JIDOOR RIGHT?Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessCOME ON REN LET'S GO THROW SOME OF THOSE BOMBS AROUND!! =DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengorihttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...emies/Bomb.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Ohh right, I thought you were saying every city was like Zozo as in inhabitants and state of the buildings. Sorry.
In terms of the weather, yeah. Worse. It's fine up north though, it's missed it there.
Good God, I'm sold, sign me up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
I guess Zozo must have a good drainage system if it manages to be habitable. Though I guess the bandits could just steal bottles of it.
=D! Yep! So come on! Sign your name on the line and you'll be our new best friend! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by HeathGood God, I'm sold, sign me up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
I guess Zozo must have a good drainage system if it manages to be habitable. Though I guess the bandits could just steal bottles of it.
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WHY OF COURSE!Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriIN JIDOOR RIGHT?Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessCOME ON REN LET'S GO THROW SOME OF THOSE BOMBS AROUND!! =DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengorihttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...emies/Bomb.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
AS OF JULY 31, 2007, ,,, IS DECLARED AND HONORARY ZOZONIAN SOLEY BECAUSE OF THAT POST!Quote:
Originally Posted by ,,,I've even got your costumes picked out =)Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
You'd like that wouldn't you!?Quote:
Originally Posted by ,,,*anxiously awaiting the catfight*Quote:
Originally Posted by f f freakYeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessQuote:
Originally Posted by f f freak
Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.
PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~
...but come to think of it, I can't help being a /little/ weirded out that the question is "what would you do if you were in FFVI" and the only answers I have are at least borderline pervy.
...and least I haven't strayed into the realm of human-on-moogle sex. Yet. We'd all better just hope I don't come up with a way to figure out which ones are female. Or stop caring.
Wow, every sentence in that paragraph was a turn for the worse. That's gotta be a record of some kind.
WOHOO! Sorry Celes and moogles, the room with chains will have to wait. I've got a job now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
*gets in line and begins telling people the seconds are divisible by 20.*
I'll take over for the Celes and chains thing for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ,,,WOHOO! Sorry Celes and moogles, the room with chains will have to wait. I've got a job now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
*gets in line and begins telling people the seconds are divisible by 20.*
MAN YOU GUYS! This thread should show everyone how awesome being teleported into the FFVI world would be!
JOIN US! JOIN US!
I'll be playing with Celes and the moogles now, RenRen's gotta do the dishes. =D
Avirice-ness, Celes, chains, moogles......... Avirice-ness, Celes, chains, moogles......... Avirice-ness, Celes, chains, moogles.........Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
I think I've been permanently brainwarped now.
I guess I would start off by training and killing monsters for money and buy myself a house if I were teleported to the FFVI world :cool:
Attention, the newly opened Narshe ski resort is offering a free moogle with a one-week package purchase! :mog: