1) AIDS
Edit: Because some of you guys can't only post a couple words, only one way. kthanxbi.
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1) AIDS
Edit: Because some of you guys can't only post a couple words, only one way. kthanxbi.
2) Falcon punch.
3) Standing under a falling herd of goats.
BROKEN HEART
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5) The cholera
6. Shove a chefs knife up yo ass
7. Internet memes
8. causes unknown
9. Mad girlfriend's little sisters.
EDIT: by the way, excellent thread title :D
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Originally Posted by Ramza Beoulve
OOC: Everyone loves Megadeth.
10. Getting Shanked.
11. Licking an electrical outlet.
12. Being tied up to a piece of plywood facing upwards, while someone lays you in a stream, slowly adding rocks until the water covers your face making you less than an inch away from the surface.
13) Pissing off a mobster that's inevitably named Tony.
14. jumping off a tall building.
15) Orgasm'd to death.
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Originally Posted by Tavrobel
OOC: Like pigs :bigsmile:?
16. Growing a really long beard and getting it trapped in a paper shredder.
17. Getting Stabbed :O
18. Fellating a chainsaw in motion.
19. Struck by lightning
when i die i'll add one to the list.
20 get attack by a metal monster
21. Radiation sickness.
Now that's a horrible way to go... :(
22. Eaten by a starving Moogle while you sleep.
23. Indigestion, from eating moogles... :s
Eating chlorine tablets like they were ice cream sandwiches~
24: RengorAIDS
25) Penis cut off by scissors.
26) Watch a certain video and pick up the phone that will ring right after it.
27) Killing yourself
28) Penguin attack at a local zoo.
29) Your friend hits you one too many times and you run out of HP XD
30.) drowning in a sea of cat macros
31. Eating a keyboard then the keyboard melts in your stomach and then all the poisonous plastic from the keyboard goes all through your bloodstream and into your brain and you go on a crazy plastic-fueled rampage for 24 hours until you burst your anus for excreting a keyboard far too big for it and die.
32. A bungey jump malfunction.
33. Getting Lynched.
34. Opening a glass bottle that has floated to shore and appears to contain a message... and it's full of nerve gas.
35. Being hit by a giant cricket bat across the Atlantic Ocean from Bristol to Nova Scotia.
36. Running into a wall a lot.
37. Breaking your ribs!
38. Stepping into a woodchipper.
39. Stepping off a cliff into a sea of flesh-eating monkeys.
Monkey's can't swim. Thanks Animal Planet. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mooglebunni608
and if you've ever been to nova scotia, you know that it's a terrible place to meet your end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
40. Falling face first into a bear trap. (visualize it)
But the keyboard melted.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingdomHeartsKing
Never said they did.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzMonkey's can't swim. Thanks Animal Planet. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mooglebunni608
41. You piss off an elf and he fires a hail or arros up your ass.
Since when did 36 come after 40?Quote:
Originally Posted by Spammerman
42?. Jumping off of a 3,000,000,000,000,000ft building into a pit of spikes that opens and drops you into an electrified cage that blows up and sends you to Alaska where you get eaten by Wolves and then crapped out into a freezing cold lake get frozen for a million years and then, amazed that you are still alive, slip and break a nail, which leads to suicide.
43. Is not boredom, but being bored enough to jump off your roof to prove your theory of human flight and landing headfirst into your driveway from two stories up is.
Unofficial 44 usually starts with taking strawberries from me. :D
44) Choking on a fork. [:
45. Old age?
i was gonna use 99 as living to this age and jumping off your bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura
46. A mixup involving bottled water and 100% proof alcohol.
47. Ebola Zaire gained by letting Psychotic lick your battle wounds from fighting with Loony BoBs clone army.
46: getting a knife pressed into your back by a mega-hot striptease dancer, like the scene from Dead Or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2. :D
If I were to be executed then I would choose this death, no question!
47. Shot by sniper.
Told you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
50. BEARS. (Stephen Colbert approves.)
Actual numbering here, yay reorganization.
48. Death by falling off the edge of the Earth.
51. DEFYING ME
52)
Death by Sandwitch. (Being hit with it repetedly)
53. Numbering this wrong and screwing everyone up
54. A'yo, messin' with that boy TyphoonThaReapa ya' heard me son! Trust me, he killed me before...:rolleyes2...Oh and ya' momma.:cool:
55. A really bad cold.
56. Yelling so loudly your head explodes.
57. Suicide.
59. Hammer Smashed Face
60. DOINK!
I'm actually impressed no one has mentioned this o.o
61. Getting eaten by a zombie.
62. Getting your head smashed by a bloke named Shaun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
63. Curiousity
well if you're a cat anyway.
64. Snake poison! :(
65. Ask a violinist if they play the viola. Usually results in death from what I've been told.
66. Battery Acid Cocktails
67. Looking in the mirror.
68. Saying Looney BoB 3 times, gets you banned. Ban = Death.
69) Driving your car off of a bridge into a river.
70) Jehovah's Witness
71) Following the Freezing Moon (I bet less then 3 people on this entire forum are gonna get the reference)
72) Anal Leakage.
73 beaten to death with wooden duck garden decorations
74) Balloons.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
*Sings* Everything here is so coldQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
Everything here is so dark
I remember it as from a dream
In the corner of this time...
75. Playing against someone who Plays for Blood :p
76)
Being trmapled by an army of rabid squirrels.
77. Eaten by evil mangooses in samurai armor...
78. During an interrogation.
79) THE NOS!
80.) Being Mauled by a Chocobo
81) Drinking a Molotov Cocktail while its lit, making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
82. Listening to your iPod loudly and stopping to tie your laces on the railway line. I'm sure you can guess the next part.
83) Haveing an angry cat thrown at your face.
If no one has said this:
84) Getting hit by a bus/truck/train/tram/van/car... etc...
or
85) Bleeding to death after trying a new trend of streaking in a boxing ring.
86. Lighting a match while covered in gasoline.
87 eat to many sunflower seeds without chewing the go poo and the seeds rip a hole in the sides of your anus and you bleed internally and die
88. Getting in Jack Bauer's way.
89.-threatening the president with a pistol-shaped lighter
90. The old "let's a dig a hole and put leaves over it so that somebody falls in!" trick. Only they forgot to stop digging and consequently ended up in outer space.
99) AIDS
92) SuperAIDS
93) Rengori posting 10 times in this thread
94) Old Manus being a /b/tard
95 no tv
Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudDragon
Same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocket Edge
Yep, two posts behind you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monster Hunt
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
One way per post =oQuote:
Originally Posted by Monster Hunt
This is going to take a while to type out, so at the risk of having somebody post before I finish I'm not going to put a number one it. I may have posted it already in another thread just for the sake of getting a doomsday plan out there, but I'm too tired at the moment to check.
I was sitting in the back of the room during science class one day a few years ago while the teacher was talking about air pressure, and how in an inflated balloon the internal pressure it constantly pushing outward trying to escape; when a hole is poked into the balloon it all tries escaping from the hole at one the balloon explode from the pressure. At the moment I happened to be paying very little attention and was flipping through random pages in the textbook and saw a few pages on the structure of the planet.
The core of the earth is composed of dense metals that would be hot enough to change into their gas form; however, the extreme weight from the crust and mantle keep them mostly in solid and liquid form. Certainly there must be a lot of internal pressure caused by the metals trying to expand, right?
Hmmm... Extreme internal pressure... what would happen if you would drill a hole to the core of the earth? My theory suggests the same thing that happens when you shove a needle into a balloon, except on a much more violent scale. The force from solid metals instantly turning to gas and shooting from the core to the surface could be enough to destroy the planet, right? Well, the problem is finding the equipment.
If the planet isn't destroyed in a violent explosion it could still cause massive death in many ways. Metal gases filling the air... not only searing hot but also very toxic, right? And after the gases fill the air they're going to eventually cool and harden, causing metal to rain and hail onto the surrounding cities. And last but not least, the complete loss of the planet's core would probably cause serious imbalance in gravity... gravity is created by large and dense objects, so what happens when the dense planet core is no longer at the center of the planet?
Plenty of consequences there, but I think it all would be able to fall under "Death by drilling a hole to the core of the planet."
*Edit* Subtracting those two that were already previously posted and that second "AIDS" post by Baloki, I'm #93.
95. Picking your nose and sticking your finger too far in
How could anyone mess this up? It was so simple.
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