99 ways to die

[Spammerman]

31. Eating a keyboard then the keyboard melts in your stomach and then all the poisonous plastic from the keyboard goes all through your bloodstream and into your brain and you go on a crazy plastic-fueled rampage for 24 hours until you burst your anus for excreting a keyboard far too big for it and die.

But the keyboard melted.

39. Stepping off a cliff into a sea of flesh-eating monkeys.

Monkey's can't swim. Thanks Animal Planet.

Never said they did.


41. You piss off an elf and he fires a hail or arros up your ass.