I'm pregnant again

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08-18-2007, 11:18 AM
demondude

I'm pregnant again

No.

But however once again I have an awkward question for all of you.

What would you do if you became pregnant?

And thats aimed at both genders by the way. XD

Me? I'd probably give up my status as the ultimate sex machine and go on to some tv show of which the person to lose most weight gets the cash prize.

I'd have the baby lose the wait get the cash prize and then actually think to myself.

How the smurf did I have a baby?

Then I'd post in EOEO asking for advice. :p
But I'll forget about the baby and it will waste away and I'll lose my status of pregnant 15 year old.

Then I'll be sad.

SO what would you do?
Oh and anaisa and discord no arguing. :laugh:
08-18-2007, 12:04 PM
Sergeant Hartman

Abortion.
08-18-2007, 12:30 PM
Polaris

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:

Honestly I have no idea... well first of all if I was still living in my parents house I had to find a job to get out there because they'd expel me for sure:rolleyes2 Then I'd have to find a place to live!:) And nothing else!
08-18-2007, 12:32 PM
Rengori

Name it Jonas Venture Jr.
08-18-2007, 01:27 PM
Cookie

Are you ripping off GB's rip off polls now? :o
08-18-2007, 01:32 PM
Bunny

"Accidentally" fall down the stairs.
08-18-2007, 01:45 PM
KentaRawr!

I'd be stressed out for the next 9 months, no doubt.
08-18-2007, 02:12 PM
Chimp

I chose U for NO U

I'd abort it rather then let it be born by a dude, because if that managed to happen, it would be a mutant :{
08-18-2007, 03:36 PM
Fatal Impurity

I would use it as a bowling ball!

It would be interesting to see if i could be the first man on earth to be pregnant have a baby and then use said baby to get a strike in my nearest cinema's bowling alley.
08-18-2007, 04:41 PM
Rye

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Originally Posted by Bunny

"Accidentally" fall down the stairs.

:up:
08-18-2007, 04:46 PM
Fonzie

Be like, brb suicide lol.
08-18-2007, 05:59 PM
Old Manus

Have the child and bring it up the best I can.

HO HO HO I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
08-18-2007, 07:13 PM
oddler

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Have the child and bring it up the best I can.

HO HO HO I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

Hi, Santa.

Speaking of Santa, I'd give it away for [strike]Christmas[/strike] adoption.
08-18-2007, 07:35 PM
Nominus Experse

Make a punching bag out of the growing bulge
08-18-2007, 07:37 PM
SnoopyG

as a guy, I wanna see which way it come out of, then after having it, make fun of all the woman that makes such a big deal out of having one and the pain they endure and what not.
08-18-2007, 07:46 PM
TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by Polaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:

YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:

Anyway, I'd still kill myself. And the little hellspawn inside of me:cool:....What? I'll be doing you guys a favor!!!:mad:
08-18-2007, 08:09 PM
abrojtm

Which hole is it coming out of?

Anyway, I'd have it help me on the farm.
08-18-2007, 09:21 PM
KentaRawr!

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Originally Posted by abrojtm

Which hole is it coming out of?

Your nose.
08-18-2007, 09:35 PM
Resha

elope ;___; and look distressed all the time
08-19-2007, 02:47 AM
Jojee

Cry.
08-19-2007, 02:51 AM
Hazzard

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:

YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:

Leave it, Reapa, she was never interested in a punk like you from the start :)
08-19-2007, 02:57 AM
Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Cookie

Are you ripping off GB's rip off polls now? :o

How dare you? My polls are much better then
l
u
l
z

I mean, seriously, they include bashing of me which makes l u l z fail in comparison.

Punch my stomach... a lot.
08-19-2007, 03:36 AM
Jessweeee♪

Get an abortion or put it up for adoption :P
08-19-2007, 03:39 AM
BardTard

I'd kill myself.
08-19-2007, 04:17 AM
Eiko Guy

Well if it comes out of my ass I would just push realllly really hard. But if it tries to come out the other way. Get a C section and be pissed that the bastard [actually couldnt be a bastard] ruined my perfect body.
08-19-2007, 04:44 AM
Caraliz

Awkward question? Oh ho ho, an awkward question would be something like, "When did you have your last pap smear?" though I know you know nothing of that topic.

Anyways, to answer this "awkward question" I would probably just have an abortion.
08-19-2007, 06:52 AM
rubah

I'm not sure.
08-19-2007, 07:17 AM
mooglebunni608

Keep it, hope it's a girl, either way make it feel like it definetly wasn't a mistake.

Even though it probably was.
08-19-2007, 07:19 AM
Denmark

go on amusement park rides. repeatedly state to the ride operators that only pregnant women are prohibited.
08-19-2007, 10:26 AM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cookie

Are you ripping off GB's rip off polls now? :o

How dare you? My polls are much better then
l
u
l
z

I mean, seriously, they include bashing of me which makes l u l z fail in comparison.

Punch my stomach... a lot.

Like I did it on purpose I only did lulz because of that thread about putting z's in everything. :laugh:
08-19-2007, 10:44 AM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Punch my stomach... a lot.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...5295873853.gif
08-19-2007, 11:16 AM
Sergeant Hartman

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Originally Posted by Hazzard

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by Polaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:

YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:

Leave it, Reapa, she was never interested in a punk like you from the start :)

Bloody hell guys, not this again :(
08-19-2007, 11:24 AM
Polaris

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

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Originally Posted by Hazzard

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman

Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:

YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:

Leave it, Reapa, she was never interested in a punk like you from the start :)

Bloody hell guys, not this again :(

lol I thought the same thing! :lol:

but how come guys here would abort if that would be the only chance that they had to give birth:rolleyes2 Now I know why guys an't give birth:tongue:
08-19-2007, 11:26 AM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polaris

but how come guys here would abort if that would be the only chance that they had to give birth:rolleyes2 Now I know why guys an't give birth:tongue:

We have penises. I don't know about other guys, but I wouldn't want to push a baby through there. It hurts just thinking about it.
08-19-2007, 03:01 PM
daggertrepe

Rengori could do it, I bet.
08-19-2007, 03:19 PM
Radje

The act of peeing out kidney stones seems pale in comparison.

I'd keep it just to see what cravings I would get then have my family cater for me. Mmm steak.:)
08-19-2007, 03:24 PM
Bunny

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Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!

Awkward question? Oh ho ho, an awkward question would be something like, "When did you have your last pap smear?" though I know you know nothing of that topic.

Try me.
08-19-2007, 05:47 PM
Tallulah

I've been in the situation, more than once when I've had to seriously think about this. :cry: Fortunately, they all turned out to be false alarms.

I am in no position to care for a child. I don't want any anyway, even if I did have the money and suitable housing, and the person who is kind of my boyfriend (err... my ex) doesn't want kids either. We're pretty sensible with the contraception thing, especially as we're not properly back together, but sometimes we forget. I had a bit of a scare last month, in fact.

Hard as it may be, I'd plead inability to cope and get an abortion on the NHS. I wouldn't tell anyone, either, least of all my parents. My dad would be so pissed off, especially if he found out I was seeing this person again!

Why do I always have to be the serious one here? :mad:

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