What names would be terrible for a child?
Me and my friends came up with
Swastika
Fido
Porn
Now go!!!
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What names would be terrible for a child?
Me and my friends came up with
Swastika
Fido
Porn
Now go!!!
Bastard
Satan
I'm going to name my kid Merlin.
Abcde (Pronounced Ab-suh-day), which saddens me because apparently there really is a child named that.
Richard Long for those horrible testing days lol nuff said
Hugh... nevermind
Poopyhead.
Spoon
Spoon would be an awesome name. ^_^
Thaddeus!
...Actually that sounds pretty cool too.
I know a dude from Germany named Merlin. It's his middle name, not his first name, but it's kinda cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genome
A few months ago, a couple in my city wanted to name their son 4real. They got denied when the authorities said you can't name someone with a number. So instead, they decided to call him Superman.
I pity that child.
I like the name Thaddeus :mad2:
Some names are sad because of the situation they are in. If your surname is Cox, do not name your son Harry. Just use a little sense, people.
Son, Girl, Daughter, Boy.
I know a guy called Richard Pumper.
My sister was gonna call her daughter Angelmouse, they went for Indigo in the end.
James.
I want to name My Kid Billiam.
Gaywad McFudgepacker
Correction, I want to name my Kid that.
Oh yeah, adolph, osama or saddam probably would not be too wise
i think 'everybody' 'you' 'she' 'he' 'it' 'them' 'kid'all those improper nouns would be quite funny.
Norris!
Omg. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Mold.
One of my brother's students knows someone named Buttram. That's just ridiculous.
Jessica.
>:|
:weep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
hitler
player
magic
paint
R2
Aboo
Grape
Jack King Goff
I do not joke, there is a gay student at my school named this.
Fanny
Dick
How ebil can you be to name your kids that? :eek:
Personally I'd love to have a kid named Batman.
Name your second one Joker and then treat on better than the other so Joker grows up feeling sad, lonely and he blames it on Batman. Then he kills him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Oh shush.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess:weep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I'm gonna have an asian daughter and name her Amanda after Shlupquack, so she will go crazy.
I heard somebody calling their child Montgomery-diggory smyth the other day, dont get more brittish than that does it!! Bloody aweful!
There was a couple on the news who called their son @. His name was really spelt @.
Piercesare.
hmm if u called one of ff squall wud hav to be the worst. maybe zell
Paul.
BUN BUN!!! >=[[[[[[[Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
dick butkis:tongue:(football player)
I am proud to have this amazing name!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Anyway...poor names:-
Radiator
Yoda
Melvyn (lol)
I know someone who named their kid Angel....why?! And my friends are calling their daughter Brodi...poor child...
that story was on AOL and I couldn't help but :laugh: when I read about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big DI know a dude from Germany named Merlin. It's his middle name, not his first name, but it's kinda cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genome
A few months ago, a couple in my city wanted to name their son 4real. They got denied when the authorities said you can't name someone with a number. So instead, they decided to call him Superman.
I pity that child.
Anyway, I was talking to my friend Shaye online last night and he decided to name his kids the following names:
2Shaye
Shayenaynay
Shayniqua
-.o
Gaylord
Mildred
Apple
Jermajesty
And any person who names their child after an expensive car should be stoned to death.
At a time like this I can but refer to the various name tags we have on offer for the staff at where I work. As it takes forever to get a real one made up, I am currently "Mathew." Which is fun, because the guy called Mathew still works there, though on different shifts from me. Pick of the bunch:
Ermintrude
Percival
Work Experience
Snugglepuss
My mom knows someone named Tali Wang. Yeah. It was even funnier when she recieved an email with a typo in it and thought she had to talk to someone named "Tail Wang".
There's a kid in my math class who goes by A. Like, the letter. And my mom knows people who name their kids things like "Boston", "Keating", and "Zeith". Like Keith, but with a Z.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONEQuote:
Originally Posted by James Leopold
/duels
There's this lady who stays @ my hotel often and her name is Caress Cox.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I knew a set of twins in school named Apple and Cherry Pye.
lol im hoping to have three children really and secretly name them Harry Ron and if the third is a girl itll be Hermione and if its a dude Cedric lawl that would be EPIC WIN!
Not 'cause she's azn, but because she'll have your sad little monkey cheeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
Quote:
Originally Posted by DyslexiconTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONEQuote:
Originally Posted by James Leopold
/duels
*draws sword*
Do your worst, good sir!
Yes'm?Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeBUN BUN!!! >=[[[[[[[Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Bzzzzzzzzzt.
No, you'll go nuts cuz she'll be named Amanda Chan and be named after your Japanese name (Amanda-chan). And I'll never let you forget it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackNot 'cause she's azn, but because she'll have your sad little monkey cheeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
Soup
Apple
Harry