How would you dispose of a killer rabbit?
-First one to say holy hand grenade wins least creative person ever.
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How would you dispose of a killer rabbit?
-First one to say holy hand grenade wins least creative person ever.
Holy hand grenade :3
YAY, I won something ^_^
THATS NOT FAIR.. i wanted to use that comment one day
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Unleash a predator that kills rabbits, then that leaves you with the problem of having a predator even deadlier than a killer rabbit. You could unleash something more dangerous than the predator that killed the rabbit but then you've got the problem again.
Yeah, do that.
You impress the Knights that Say Nnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raebus
Have a small child take care of it for a few months. Biggest killer of rabbits ever.
RUN AWAY!
cmon.. thats what baseball bats are for..
Turn off the movie.
Killer Rabbits don't exist in real life silly. :P
Killer Bunny's on the other hand, they can't be stopped.
Movie? Your a loony!Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Mashi versus killer rabbit.
:bounce:
12 gauge?
Let me re-read Bunnicula and I'll get back to you.
I'd kill it with the power of love!!
Boo I thought this was going to be about farts.
Also...some kind of genetically engineered carrot monster.
Cook it.
Leave it to get on with things itself.
I would fart in its general direction to completely ownify it.
Hatchet.
I'd also use science and my bodily functions at the same time, how you ask? Well, I'd let out gas then contain that gas somehow and do this multiple times. Its a scientific fact that all farts are not the same.
Then, I'd hire a lab and concoct experiments, mixing different gases to create the ultimate Fart. Here comes the tricky bit, I'd somehow ingest said fart until it eventually escaped from my rear again which would promptly be aimed at the evil killer rabbit.
With luck, the rabbit would have either choked under the heavy gas atmosphere or run for it's life into a working tree destroying chipper which I had sneakily placed just behind it before hand.
Maybe you can fart in its direction and set the fart on fire so you dispose of it and also have it cooked?
It's impossible to flame something with a fire fart. At best it looks pretty but barely burns most things.
that could be possibly the worst recipe i've ever heard.
Guns, dogs, foxes. They're known to work.
I'd simply use nuclear warheads, just like George W Bush probably would.
I wouldn't do anything. Hip Hop is already dead.
Force it to watch Failure to Launch over and over untill it kills itself, That is my standard 'I must have something dead' fallback plan.
I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.
I would just ask Tim the Enchanter to summon an inferno to toast it.
I'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omni Legacy
But you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriI'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omni Legacy
Are you ready for this?
Ok.
First, I'd distract it with the enticing body of a dead raccoon. Then, I'll run to the nearest town and hitch hike up to an air port. I'll fly to Australia, grab a kangaroo and head to Thailand where I will pay for the kangaroo to take Muy Thai lessons. After it has achieved mastery of this martial art, I'll find out where Ken and Ryu are hanging out and have them all train together.
After my kangaroo has successfully obliterated Ken and Ryu I will then travel to wherever the hell it was I left that killer rabbit. I'll invite the rabbit over for tea and biscuits. Once the rabbit has arrived, I'll shoot it and allow the kangaroo to beat the lifeless animal into the ground.
Clone, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramza BeoulveBut you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriI'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omni Legacy
But that would damage you and the clone, and you would need to start over!Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriClone, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramza BeoulveBut you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriI'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omni Legacy
What? I meant clone the master ball, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramza BeoulveBut that would damage you and the clone, and you would need to start over!Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriClone, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramza BeoulveBut you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriI'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omni Legacy
I think it's better to win one in a lottery, but they are rare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
And somehow you always get at least one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramza BeoulveI think it's better to win one in a lottery, but they are rare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori