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Hi I'm new, and I'm going to kill you all.
:bigsmile:
lol let's see who kills first? :bigsmile: *grabs my Death Note* What was ur name again?:D
Welcome to EyesonFF :kaocheer:
Hey Devil. :kaoclove:
Welcome and bring it on, beeyotch.
HELLO! I like you :bigsmile:
The First person who says Devil Man loses the internet!
Hi!
Devil Man but reincarnated. Cool, me and you should get on well, devil.
Let's cause some friggin' havoc!
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Someone just lost the internet :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Internet: "TERMINAL MALFUNCTION!!!"
Lolz, this is quite possibly the best opener I've ever read for a welcome thread - you did an old one justice with something new - finally! (It reminds me of a classic line from the Secret of Monkey Island, which btw you should play if you haven't.)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil
For that very reason, I choose to personally welcome you to Eoff (which I mostly stopped doing a while back), surely the most superb forum out there (minus the *coughcough* less than superb staff, but you'll come to learn that on your own). Nice to meet you, enjoy your time here, and please, stay a while. Far too many newbies die from the fabled newbie thread kiss of death.
Hello, Lucifer. How's the knee?
Rather good after the whole heaven revolt thing actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I like you...you shall die last. :bigsmile:
I had better get in here before I'm bumped to the top of the list.
For the love of not-God, let me borrow your pitchfork sometime D:
Welcome to the forums!~
How's Adolf doing down there, bud?
Also, soon enough you will learn the corrupt methods taken in action by the staff. That is when you join the revolution.
The staff are corrupt? Oh goody more souls!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
P.S. Adolf is fine, he is currently bunking up with Saddam Hussain.
Welcome to Eoff! :mog: *karate chops*
If you kill me I will never talk to you ever again!
Also I am pretty cool, I think that you, as The Devil, could learn a thing or two from my style.
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
The staff are actually pretty neat. Hi~
Don't listen to Zeldy. She's been brainwashed...:shifty:
I say we drug her and do some rather inappropriate things...:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Mr. Devil, lets not cross such delicate boundaries. The staff don't take kindly to those suggestive comments...I told you their corrupt.
I would cry if my eyes weren't waterlogged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Glad to hear it. I hear that jackass Gabriel pulled a cheap shot on you. I never liked him. When he was waffling at the shepherds, I lobbed a stone at the back of his head. You'd think, being all holy and that, he'd take the higher path. But no. The sunnovabitch turned me into an immortal fox for 2317 years. It really sucks being chased for hours, then having your neck broken by some random dog, your blood smeared on some child's face, and then waking up and having to do the whole bloody thing all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilRather good after the whole heaven revolt thing actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I like you...you shall die last. :bigsmile:
Hmm. In all honesty, I'd prefer to die the least. But still, if I must go, I'm gonna make you wait. You've still got another 309 years to go, chuck.
Easy on, Devil. Don't cry me a river. (crappy pun intended) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI would cry if my eyes weren't waterlogged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Just wondering but, what would happen if Holy Water splashed upon you?
Holy Water isn't a member yet. If that did happen, however, the little bugger best wipe him off afterwards.
How are things with Saddam and Chris?
Well I always did like Gabriel's sense of how to cause suffering. Only if he swung the other way *sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinGlad to hear it. I hear that jackass Gabriel pulled a cheap shot on you. I never liked him. When he was waffling at the shepherds, I lobbed a stone at the back of his head. You'd think, being all holy and that, he'd take the higher path. But no. The sunnovabitch turned me into an immortal fox for 2317 years. It really sucks being chased for hours, then having your neck broken by some random dog, your blood smeared on some child's face, and then waking up and having to do the whole bloody thing all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilRather good after the whole heaven revolt thing actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I like you...you shall die last. :bigsmile:
Hmm. In all honesty, I'd prefer to die the least. But still, if I must go, I'm gonna make you wait. You've still got another 309 years to go, chuck.
I cant wait for your departure, like a fine wine I'll savour it's rich flavour. :bigsmile:
Welcome to EoFF:evilking: :beer:
Welcome to HELL :evilking: :beer:Quote:
Originally Posted by cloud21zidane16
Wellcome to EoFF.
You'll fit in here just fine. :)
Can The Devil die too?
Shame indeed. Still, everyone has their price. I hear Gabby likes shiny things.
Ha. As if Hell could handle me anyway. Fortify your defences, lad. You've only got a few centuries left.
Threatening The Devil is not a wise decision boy, I have lived countless lifetimes more than you could ever imagine. I command an army that could blot out the sun with thier leathery wings. A war with hell is a place in time that not even the bravest of angels or GOD's dare to tread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
So why should you? :evilking:
May I ask you a few questions?
Do you like to toast marshmallows on your tail down there?
Also, who is your favourite villain of all time, aside from yourself?
Which of your various names and incarnations do you like the best?
That's a weight off my mind!
:cookie:
Gods you say? Pah. They have nothing on me, child.
1. No I toast people.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
2. Kefka (completely crazy, full of malice, and without a care or conscience for anything)
3. Lucifer or Master would do fine.
P.S. Thanks for the cookie! :evilking:
*fangirls*Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil
Wait until Avarice gets here. She will love you forever. Yeah, nihilism pwns, doesn't it?
P.S. Thank YOU for answering. It's nice to know that common courtesy deosn't have to be sacrificed to make way for evil genius.
Since when has courtesy been common? Same goes with sense. :(
One day, many weeks ago, an epic battle was Waged.
Devil Man had tried to return to the forums, though on his way, he was cut off by a man. The Man, to be specific.
In their epic showdown, their powers collided and fused a new being. The Man in them both had been destroyed in the fusion, leaving behind a ruthless being of hate and malice.
That being is known as "The Devil".
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Courtesy which IDEALISTICALLY SHOULD BE COMMON then.
I love you, The Devil.
...I hope God never heard that :eek:
Nihilism is certainly interesting. Morality is a second hand over used tired old idealogy anyhow.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry*fangirls*Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil
Wait until Avarice gets here. She will love you forever. Yeah, nihilism pwns, doesn't it?
P.S. Thank YOU for answering. It's nice to know that common courtesy deosn't have to be sacrificed to make way for evil genius.
P.S. I may want to destroy, maim and kill with every fibre of my being but doesnt mean I'm going to be rude now does it? :P
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Originally Posted by The DevilThreatening The Devil is not a wise decision boy, I have lived countless lifetimes more than you could ever imagine. I command an army that could blot out the sun with thier leathery wings. A war with hell is a place in time that not even the bravest of angels or GOD's dare to tread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
So why should you? :evilking:
major :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Classic instawin
That too :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilNihilism is certainly interesting. Morality is a second hand over used tired old idealogy anyhow.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry*fangirls*Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil
Wait until Avarice gets here. She will love you forever. Yeah, nihilism pwns, doesn't it?
P.S. Thank YOU for answering. It's nice to know that common courtesy deosn't have to be sacrificed to make way for evil genius.
P.S. I may want to destroy, maim and kill with every fibre of my being but doesnt mean I'm going to be rude now does it? :P
I think me and you may share some common interests The Devil.
I have to concur!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Oh, and this...
... was the first time I ever gained any type of mirth from a cracker post (well, other than unintended mirth). You're moving up, cracker. Moving up.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
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Originally Posted by The DevilI say we drug her and do some rather inappropriate things...:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
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Originally Posted by ZeldyxDQuote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
The staff are actually pretty neat. Hi~
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Originally Posted by HazzardEasy on, Devil. Don't cry me a river. (crappy pun intended) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI would cry if my eyes weren't waterlogged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I just keep re-reading this for the laughs. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinGlad to hear it. I hear that jackass Gabriel pulled a cheap shot on you. I never liked him. When he was waffling at the shepherds, I lobbed a stone at the back of his head. You'd think, being all holy and that, he'd take the higher path. But no. The sunnovabitch turned me into an immortal fox for 2317 years. It really sucks being chased for hours, then having your neck broken by some random dog, your blood smeared on some child's face, and then waking up and having to do the whole bloody thing all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilRather good after the whole heaven revolt thing actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I like you...you shall die last. :bigsmile:
Hmm. In all honesty, I'd prefer to die the least. But still, if I must go, I'm gonna make you wait. You've still got another 309 years to go, chuck.
buenas dias 8)
*ahem* It's "Buenos días" :eep:.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Welcome, evildoer, to this place found in nowhere.
I'll strike you a deal?
I'll welcome you too, though I'm not at all important :)
Welcome and enjoy your stay!
The Devil brings out the best of me.
That'd be worrying if it weren't for the fact that I'm no big fan of God. One thing I have to admit to, though: He does wear fantastic shoes.
SPOILER: New member is actually a devout christian
it is sad to know the person who is behind the member " The Devil ".
I mean seriously. and welcome...
Hey there Mr. Devil and welcome to EoFF :) It's always nice to get some new members, especially the ones with good grammar like yourself..
Mr. Devil, if you kill us all how will we worship you. I mean we'd go to hell but seriously? We'd be very unhappy worshippers. You should work on making us love you while alive. Yet, you seem to be doing so now, so I don't know why I brought it up :D
Oh and by the way. WELCOME (caps makes it important.)
So...
The Devil introduces himself with "Aloha?"
Well Aloha, red man.
Remember that you cannot kill that which is already dead.
(SPOILER)or nonliving
Welcome Mister T. Devil. Stick around. You seem pretty cool. :p
I really think they highlight my eyes dont you think? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
>:O!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI say we drug her and do some rather inappropriate things...:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I must concur with this. Zeldy's a nice girl nevertheless though. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
That's what she wants you to think. :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodI must concur with this. Zeldy's a nice girl nevertheless though. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Heh, probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardThat's what she wants you to think. :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodI must concur with this. Zeldy's a nice girl nevertheless though. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Ahahaha. :hahaha: That was a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodI must concur with this. Zeldy's a nice girl nevertheless though. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
You too. But I was actually talking about God. He's not great, I admit, but damn that boy has style!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI really think they highlight my eyes dont you think? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
If you like the whole poor boy makes good look, maybe... :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinYou too. But I was actually talking about God. He's not great, I admit, but damn that boy has style!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI really think they highlight my eyes dont you think? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Also sandals with a dress thats soooooooo 2000 years ago.
I object! The Devil brims with style, God doesn't even have the guts to show us his face. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinYou too. But I was actually talking about God. He's not great, I admit, but damn that boy has style!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI really think they highlight my eyes dont you think? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by The DevilIf you like the whole poor boy makes good look, maybe... :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinYou too. But I was actually talking about God. He's not great, I admit, but damn that boy has style!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI really think they highlight my eyes dont you think? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Also sandals with a dress thats soooooooo 2000 years ago.
Classic!Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardI object! The Devil brims with style, God doesn't even have the guts to show us his face. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinYou too. But I was actually talking about God. He's not great, I admit, but damn that boy has style!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI really think they highlight my eyes dont you think? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Oh, he's given up the sandals. He's got himself some wicked Skechers now. He said he likes 'em more because he can actually run in them. The sandals kept smacking the back of his head before.
He really should've foreseen that, though. FAIL.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
My, you and Hazzard and the Devil should be a comedy troupe. You just work off each other so well!
Concrete evidence, and a direct quote. God fails (at times) while The Devil reigns supreme...Hahahahahahahhaha!!!! :radred:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
This is, put simply, the greatest newbie thread ever created.
And, not only that, but it also shows that The Devil is good for the soul. Look how much better myself and Hazzard are doing! And what's that? VTG's posting more is he? Damn bloody right he is.
Praise be to Lucifer.
Look down in one second.
There have been talks. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
My, you and Hazzard and the Devil should be a comedy troupe. You just work off each other so well!
I have to admit, this newbie thread has raked my popularity through the roof.
Me and my associates will negotiate contract details shortly, if the right offer comes by...
The Devil sure has style one would have to admit. But his skin leaves alot to be desired...
And God always looks like he just got back from a huge frat party, not how one wants to dress when the have a world to be running if I do say so myself.
He does tend to be incompetent at times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolentrean
Welcome to Blasphemy Central. On your left is a picture of Jesus on the Cross being urinated on, and if you take the next right, you'll find some Bibles to scoff at.
Seriously, though I also think The Devil should consider casual friday, I personally think it would make the whole place alot more relaxed if The Devil came in with a hawiian shirt... but thats just me...
How about you get to keep your soul? :evilking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Okay, diddly-O. Here's some advice: You need attitude. Your pristine upholding of morals is quite frankly gruelling.
Consider:
Changing your username to that of a menacing figure; someone/something that strikes fear into the general public. Maybe something from the bible. You must personify this username into your online character and uphold it at all costs.
Secondly, refer to those around you as lesser beings to yourself, as if you are in fact some kind of deity and they are underlings to your menacing power.
Also, your avatar should match your username. For instance, if you had chosen for the first instruction a grisly bear, then your avatar should be that of a snarling grisly bear. Capeesh?
And lastly, eat a bar of soap.
Follow these simple guidelines and you'll be well on your way to becoming a striking and admired member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums.
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Originally Posted by The Devil
Get with the program! this is the 21's century! Souls are for mormons and Barak Obama!
Haha, they don't call me Hazzard for nothing, Lucifer.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilHow about you get to keep your soul? :evilking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
So don't test my patience, evildoer. :tongue:
Wrong. Lucifer shows us a thousand different faces, none of them real. He's like the black mage in 8-Bit Theatre: if we saw his actual face, we'd be like "KSXBFKDGBFGKTGP TRAUMA!!!!!!!!" I think it would be a nice punishment for the 7th circle of hell, but, you know, that's just what I'd do in your position. (I'd love to come and visit one day, I find your methods fascinating, but the Styx is just so expensive to cross these days.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I expect something similar is true of God. Only more like "SDOFUDKGNDGHJN NIRVANA...!" but then everyone would be Bhudda and I don't think that would be good for the mental state of the world. Nothing would get done but meditation and there would be no measure of evil to define good against by comparison.
*grins*Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardHaha, they don't call me Hazzard for nothing, Lucifer.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilHow about you get to keep your soul? :evilking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
So don't test my patience, evildoer. :tongue:
You tell 'im, Hazz!
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Originally Posted by scrumpleberryWrong. Lucifer shows us a thousand different faces, none of them real. He's like the black mage in 8-Bit Theatre: if we saw his actual face, we'd be like "KSXBFKDGBFGKTGP TRAUMA!!!!!!!!" I think it would be a nice punishment for the 7th circle of hell, but, you know, that's just what I'd do in your position. (I'd love to come and visit one day, I find your methods fascinating, but the Styx is just so expensive to cross these days.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I expect something similar is true of God. Only more like "SDOFUDKGNDGHJN NIRVANA...!" but then everyone would be Bhudda and I don't think that would be good for the mental state of the world. Nothing would get done but meditation and there would be no measure of evil to define good against by comparison.
Sounds like one of my movie nights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I bet you get all the good movies too. Much better than the random Christian ones. But evil tickles my fancy much more than holy-ness.
That's why hell has 6,168,525,685,666 members and counting and heaven only has 1,700. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Cloud
This has gone past being a newbie thread. I think you all should take this to IM.