The Ashley Club

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03-05-2008, 06:07 PM
Chemical

The Ashley Club

All present and accounted for?!

So how many Ashleys has EoFF collected over time?

We also accept:
Ashleighs
Ashlees
and Ashlis

THE LIST

Chemical
Avarice-ness
TheAbominatrix (Pins)
Faris
Dr. Acula
Ashley Schovitz
03-05-2008, 06:09 PM
Sergeant Hartman

too bloody many
03-05-2008, 06:10 PM
theundeadhero

Add in Faris and Theabominatrix (Pins).
03-05-2008, 06:10 PM
Avarice-ness

Holy crap this thread came up fast.

Present!
03-05-2008, 06:11 PM
Caraliz

isn't avarice-ness an ashley?
03-05-2008, 06:12 PM
Avarice-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!

isn't avarice-ness an ashley?

Hence I said "PRESENT" :razz:
03-05-2008, 06:12 PM
Balzac

I like GWAR, can I join?
03-05-2008, 06:13 PM
Avarice-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balzac

I like GWAR, can I join?

Is your name Ashley?
03-05-2008, 06:14 PM
Balzac

It can be... >.>
03-05-2008, 06:17 PM
Chemical

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balzac

It can be... >.>

no
03-05-2008, 06:20 PM
Balzac

Aww :(
03-05-2008, 06:27 PM
Caraliz

don't worry Stu I'll make you an honorary member of the Elizabeth club. :love:
03-05-2008, 06:29 PM
Aerith's Knight

who's ashley?

Real Name:
A. Knight

is it you? (btw i would kill to have that as a name xD)
03-05-2008, 06:31 PM
Aurey

Ashley's a boys name! AHAH.
03-05-2008, 06:32 PM
Aerith's Knight

ashley is a girls name.. or those parents would just be cruel.
03-05-2008, 06:36 PM
Balzac

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!

don't worry Stu I'll make you an honorary member of the Elizabeth club. :love:

Hoshi- SWEET DEAL!!
03-05-2008, 06:36 PM
Rye

The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.
03-05-2008, 06:37 PM
Peegee

Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.
03-05-2008, 06:43 PM
Chemical

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

who's ashley?

Real Name:
A. Knight

is it you? (btw i would kill to have that as a name xD)

Yeah

I'm A. Knight
Ashley Knight

Also:

Ashley is originally a boys name coming from England which means
"A lone ash tree stranding in a field"
Ashley itself is a masculine spelling and form of the name, Ashleigh is the feminin version... but these gender barriers have long been erroded by the fashionable use of Ashley for girls starting in the 1980's.
03-05-2008, 06:47 PM
Yamaneko

I bet this is a really exclusive club.
03-05-2008, 06:52 PM
Chemical

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pureghetto

Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.

Is that why you're always trying to stuff American 1$ bills down my thong string?
03-05-2008, 06:55 PM
scrumpleberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.

START JESSICA CLUB NOW

This ought to be super-fun XD
03-05-2008, 06:59 PM
Aerith's Knight

omg.. ^__^''

whos jessica?
03-05-2008, 07:01 PM
Jess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.

We will win! :jess:
03-05-2008, 07:05 PM
Aerith's Knight

*joins both the Jessica and Ashley family, then stays in the shadows, so nobody will suspect him*

:shifty:
03-05-2008, 07:08 PM
scrumpleberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

*joins both the Jessica and Ashley family, then stays in the shadows, so nobody will suspect him*

:shifty:

Yeah right, Dennis.
03-05-2008, 07:12 PM
Bahamut2000X

I know an Ashley, does that count?
03-05-2008, 07:13 PM
Denmark

http://ca.geocities.com/hopedreamer@...om/Ashleys.gif

Scandalous!
03-05-2008, 07:31 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chemical

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pureghetto

Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.

Is that why you're always trying to stuff American 1$ bills down my thong string?

That and throw ice cubes down your bra. But seriously I could do that backwards, blind folded, and asian.

<3
03-05-2008, 07:33 PM
Araciel

I would attempt to start my own club, but I'm not popular so no one would join.
03-05-2008, 07:37 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Araciel

I would attempt to start my own club, but I'm not popular so no one would join.

Every time James Latimer logs on I think he's you.

It's starting to be annoying.

I forget James Latimer's eoff screen name.
03-05-2008, 08:04 PM
Faris

:bounce:

Jess club and Ashley club should be election parties when the elections start.
03-05-2008, 08:10 PM
theundeadhero

There's a couple of BAMFers around here who won't stand for that.
03-05-2008, 09:39 PM
rubah

I loved that episode of Recess

[edit- I love recess]
03-05-2008, 09:43 PM
Jojee

I'm pretty sure there's more Jessicas :p

How about the Yuejiao club? :D
03-05-2008, 09:45 PM
Breine

There's also Ashley Schovitz, although I don't know if she's really an Ashley..?
03-05-2008, 10:10 PM
Bahamut2000X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jojee

I'm pretty sure there's more Jessicas :p

Along those lines there's probably more Matts then anything. >.>
03-06-2008, 04:47 AM
Dr. Acula

Me loves Recess.:love:

I'm an Ashleigh. Sign me up.
03-06-2008, 06:47 AM
theundeadhero

I want to be in the Joy club :(
03-06-2008, 07:08 AM
Avarice-ness

I'm present again, but I think I'm the only one here.

Seriously though, the Jessica/Ashley battle would be epic.
03-06-2008, 07:38 AM
Ashi

I'm guessing being one letter short of 'Ashli' doesn't count. :(
03-06-2008, 10:56 AM
41-Inches-Wide

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...le/tisdale.jpg

YOUR LEADER!
03-06-2008, 03:30 PM
Chemical

Our Epic Tale

Bring it Jess Club

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley's Knight WILL slay your evil dragon

You’re dirty and your whole organization is dirty. You know it and you work very hard to keep this ‘under the covers’. You say you’re here to help. You say you want to provide what is needed. You do an excellent job of writing all the right words and using politically correct pictures. You have even convinced a lot of the people in your organization that you have a good heart. But the truth is your heart is spoiled and rancid. A person who has earned my complete trust and respect says he would like to cut open the soft underbelly of your organization and reveal everything that is rotten, putrescent and fetid. If I have anything to do with it, he is going to get that chance.

While it would be easier at this point for me to go away and find other solutions, I refuse to give up. It’s time for many more people to see what you are really like. It’s time to burst that bubble of superiority you possess. It’s time for you to start doing what is right and ethical. It’s time for Ashley’s knight to slay your evil dragon.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_83jyJYlS6vM/...600/knight.jpg